How To Tell If You’re About To Take a Coke Bottle To The Face

• You’re About To Get Hit In The Face

• Breakfast As Directed by Michael Bay

• New U. of Oregon Cheerleader Bikini Pics

• Celebrity Underage Drinking

• Turtles In A Half-Shell

• Amber Heard Gets Topless (NSFW)

Ghostbusters Run Through Class [Video]

After nearly four years of busting your ass, trying to get good grades and keeping your shenanigans mostly out of view, there’s really nothing you can do to stop yourself from going completely apesh!t by the time your last semester comes around. You know, senioritis. But when that happens…

Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace is Today’s Daily Snapshot

Twenty-nine-year-old England native Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace first came into the world’s eye with a spot on Britain’s Big Brother 7. Since coming in 3rd on the show, she’s been featured in publications like Nuts, Zoo, and the Daily Star. I guess that’s what happens when you’re a smokin’ hot blond…

Miller vs Bud Beer Girl Showdown

Throughout the history of the world, factions have rivaled against one another – Trotsky vs Stalin, Ali vs Fraiser, Tupac vs Biggie. But today we have taken the age-old art of rivalry one stop further with Budweiser beer girls vs Miller beer girls. It’s the sexiest head-to-head since the invention of beer. And the best part is, these chicks are so hot, it’ll have you thirsty in no time.

5 Positive Side Effects of the Resurgence of Pirates

Sure, the made-up swine flu pandemic may be the hottest item in 24-hour news these days. But if you ask us, killer viruses are still nothing compared to f**king pirates! With these 21st Century swashbucklers re-taking over the high seas, a whole new element has been added to life here on Earth.Here are 5 reasons having these lawless thieves around isn’t such a bad thing.

Hoboken Parking Authority Runs A Tight Ship

• Hoboken Runs A Tight Ship

• Mug Shot Hotties

• Melissa Baker Is Unbelievably Hot in FHM

• They Found The Source of Swine Flu

• New Heineken Fridge Commercial

• Jennifer Conelly Topless Scene

Win a $100 Amazon Gift Card From Shmoop.com!

When you’re neck deep studying for finals, cramming in chapters and writing papers, anything that can help you get a handle on your course-load can make all the difference. Luckily for you, Shmoop.com has your back. Loaded with more than 230 topics in literature, US history, and poetry as well as essay writing, Shmoop breaks down course content…

U. of Minnesota Students Riot After Talib Kweli No-Show

Students at University of Minnesota decided to get all Woodstock ’99 when Talib Kweli failed to show at their annual Spring Jam concert because of flight troubles at O’Hare Airport. According to the local paper over several hours Saturday evening and into Sunday morning, more than 500 students took to the 1300 and 1400 blocks of Seventh Street Southeast near the University of Minnesota…

Miss COED: Ragini Patel

Exotic 26-year-old stunner Ragini Patel is a bikini, fashion and glamour model from not-so-exotic Elizabeth, New Jersey. She’s been featured in ads and in magazines around the world, including King, XXL and Rix. But when your frustratingly sex with a body like hers, that’s to be expected.

Swine Flu May Shut Down Netherlands Summer Festivals

This swine flu thing is getting out of hand. Despite the fact that it’s really not that bad, the 24-hour news channels are all freaking out like a death cloud of killer pig-bees are swarming toward them. That’s here in the US. But overseas, things are getting even crazier. According to our friends in the Netherlands, booking agencies are considering canceling all summer festivals for fear of helping to spread this “pandemic.”

Most Badass Epitaph Ever

• Most Badass Epitaph Ever

• Who’s Seen These Hip-Hop Lego Pins?

• Chinese Woman Picking Her Nose

• Hungarian Babes Are Hotter, Less Trampy

• Chick Gets Destroyed In HS Hockey Game

• Abby Clancy’s Hot Younger Cousin

What Happens When a 747 Flies Low Over NYC [Video]

For some dumbass reason, yesterday somebody thought it would be a great idea to fly a 747 really, really low over New York City (while it was being followed by a fighter jet), without letting everybody know in advance that it was actually a photo-op for the President’s Air Force One. Needless to say, everyone freaked the hell out.

Diora Baird is Today’s Daily Snapshot

Twenty-six-year-old actress, model and former Guess? model Diora Baird is one of those women that is so staggeringly attractive, it almost makes your angry from horny frustration. Born in Miami, Diora got her big break with Guess? after moving to Los Angeles. Soon after, she appeared on the August 2005 issue of Playboy, showing off her gloriously nude body.

Midgets vs Mascots World Premiere Party Pictures

On Saturday we hosted the pre-party for the World Premiere of Midgets vs. Mascots at the Village Pourhouse. We all put the free open bar to good use and we’d like to say thanks to everyone who made it out. If you weren’t able to attend the party and world premiere screening then read our review and take a look at the pictures for a glimpse of what you missed…

10 Porn Stars Who Gave Their Bods to God

Despite all the smiles and moans, it turns out that having sex on film for money can really mess a person up. So after having had to deal with all types of demons, from horrific childhoods to drug and alcohol problems to just feeling like a used piece of meat, these 10 porn stars traded in fame and fortune in the porn industry to become servants of God.

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