The Top 8 Midgets and Mascots Videos

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Oh boy, today is the last day to request tickets for our COED Magazine Presents Midgets vs Mascots World Premiere Party on Saturday hosted by Scottie Pippen, Gary Coleman and New York Cities finest Miss COED models.

In anticipation for the world premiere of Midgets vs Mascots at Tribeca Film Festival we’ve compiled The Internet’s Top 8 Midgets and Mascots Videos because nothing says fun like mascots failing on the field and midgets duking it out on “Jerry Springer”.

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Moon Walking Midget Michael Jackson

There is really no explanation to what you’re about to watch. The title really says it all. This video will do one of two things: make you laugh or haunt your dreams.

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NBA Mascot Bloopers

Want to see video of NBA mascots falling off Segway scooters, missing trampoline dunks and taking some epic hard spills? This is the video for you!

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Midget Fight! Midget Fight! Midget Fight!

Over 1.7 million of you have enjoyed this video. Jerry Springer says it as only Jerry Springer could, “this video contains footage of gore and violence which may frighten women, children and overly feminine men. This video depicts an epic battle between two of natures most ferocious animals: Small Midgets & Tiny Midgets.”

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Mascot FAIL

If you thought the NBA Bloopers were funny then you’ll surely enjoy this compilation video put together by FailBlog.com.

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“Little Superstar”

And who could forget “Little Superstar,” one of the most popular viral videos ever?

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Muay Thai Dwarf Fight!

Midgets beat each other’s asses in the ring with some killers Muay Thai boxing moves. The fight seems a little unfair being that one midget is a little bigger than the other, it’s not really his size that is intimidating, it’s his killer rat-tail.

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Dwarf Breakdance Throwdown

What’s better than a breakdance throw-down? A midget breakdance throw-down! These guys but out some amazing dance moves, must be the low center of gravity.

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Mascot Fight!

The Oregon Duck and Houston Cougar had some beef, instead of taking it to the locker room the two decided to fight it out ont he football field, for the crowds enjoyment.

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