Brooklyn Decker and The Week That Was: April 13th – April 17th

A 21-year-old Ohio native, Brooklyn Decker makes modeling look easy with her all-American good looks and a body to kill for. She appeared in the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition three times, in 2006 – 2008, as well as Teen Vogue, Cosmo, Glamour and FHM. Unfortunately for us all, Brooklyn is now married to tennis pro Andy Roddick, having sealed the deal at a private ceremony in Texas this past weekend. Not that that really messes with any of our chances…

Check out Brooklyn Decker’s Week That Was gallery here!

Friday, Apr 17, 2009

The 11 Most Painfully-Awesome Mike Tyson “Punch-outs”

“Iron” Mike Tyson, born Michael Gerard Tyson and sometimes called Malik Abdul Aziz, revived the concept of being “The Baddest Man on the Planet.” Bright branded boxing trunks and ring shoes? Nope – I like these plain black ones. Robe? Nope – just give me a white gym towel and cut a whole in the middle. Before the birth of MMA, Mike Tyson was putting fear into anyone balsy enough to even walk into the ring with him. The new documentary, “TYSON” will explore the rise and fall of one of the greatest boxing legends in the same class as Ali and Frazier, but we think it is just as important to reflect on the ring achievements of Mr. Tyson. Before there was ear-biting, there was straight up ass-kicking.

Dancers of the 2009 NBA Playoffs Showdown

Gentlemen, it’s time for the NBA Playoffs 2009! This weekend, the 16 qualifying teams will kick off the tournament to decide who heads to the Finals and on to a place in the basketball history books. But if there’s one thing that grabs our attention more than heated competition, it’s sexy NBA dancers!! We’ve compiled massive galleries of every dance team in the Playoffs and put them head-to-head. So check out how your team’s babes hold up. But beware, this one just might make you double dribble.

Thursday, Apr 16, 2009

Abi Titmuss is Today’s Daily Snapshot

Abi Titmuss is a 33-year-old British glamour model turned television personality.

She is most well known for her high profile relationships and scandalous personal life – oh yeah, and having such a ridiculously smokin’ body, it’s impossible for you not to stare. But don’t worry, it’s not rude. (Not that that would worry you, anyway

Alexander Ovechkin’s Epic Night At A Strip Club

Alexander Ovechkin is widely regarded at the top star in the NHL. He was the first overall pick of the NHL Draft and recently signed a thirteen-year contract extension worth $124 million with the Capitals which he recently threw around with no regard at Teazers Rivonia in South Africa whose tag live is, “The Tease Without The Sleaze.” As you’ll see from his receipt Ovechkin has a sweet tooth for strippers.

Wednesday, Apr 15, 2009

Somali Pirates Ain’t Got Nothin’ On This Booty [Gallery]

We have to admit, we here at COED are pretty F’ing stoked that piracy is coming back into fashion. Sure, they make the high seas a hell of a lot more dangerous and all, but it’s just so rad! Pirates! Yeah!  But no matter how badass these ocean-going Somali thieves may be, they’ve got nothin’ on this batch of super hot pirate booty babes. If these sexy swashbucklers wanted to hold us captive, all they’d have to do is ask.

Top 10 Summer Movies Guaranteed to Bomb

By now, it’s easy to know what to expect from the summer movie season. There will be a few movies with big robots (Transformers 2, Terminator). There will be at least one superhero movie (Wolverine). At least one Judd Apatow movie (Funny People) and at least one Adam Sandler movie (Funny People, again). Then there will be another movie only produced by Apatow (Year One). Finally, there will be a critically-acclaimed Pixar movie (Up) and, yep, it’s also a Harry Potter year. Chances are, they won’t all be good. But we’re excited about them anyway, because they deliver everything we want out of summer movies: explosions, laughs, and, well, that’s pretty much it. We’re easily satisfied.

Lea Viglione Crowned Miss COED March 2009

Congratulations, Lea Viglione – you’ve just been named Miss COED March 2009! The competition was tough, but after a whole lot of votes in the first round Lea beat out 22 girls to enter the Final Four. In the Final Four Lea topped the ultra sexy field of Laura Leigh, Sarah Ashley Barker, and Ashley May Turner with 63% of votes.

Tuesday, Apr 14, 2009

Sweet Ass Tuesday: April 14th, 2009

We recently realized that we’ve been giving plenty of attention to all the wonderful boobs the world has to offer, but neglecting a very important counterpart – the glorious ass. So to make-up for our thoughtlessness, one Tuesday every month, we will be devoting our feature article the glory of the posterior with a new recurring feature, aptly named Sweet-Ass Tuesdays. So for all you butt-lovers, this one’s for you.

Top 10 Things From Your 20’s That You’ll Regret When You’re 40

Don’t get my wrong – being young and having fun is as important as anything in life. But assuming you live past the age of 28, there are a few things that you just can’t get away with, without reaping some serious consequences. Here are the top 10 things you do when you’re young that, when looking back, make you wonder how you could have been such a complete and total dumbass. (image used courtesy of The Lizard Man)

The 5 Creepiest Animal Sex Toys

It’s no secret – when it comes to sex in the animal kingdom, people take the cake for kinkiest, most f**ked-up creatures of the whole bunch. In fact, we’re so messed up, we can’t even stick to having sex with the same species, some of the time. Not only that, but sometimes we even have sex with fake animals. But these 5 sex toys have to be the creepiest sex toys that involve animals or animal body parts (this side of Japan, anyway).

Monday, Apr 13, 2009

Top 5 Historical 420 Buzzkills

April 20th, better known as 420, is a day of global jubilee, when good people from around the world celebrate, in a haze of glory, their drug of choice: marijuana. It’s a day to forget the troubles of life, sit back and smoke the biggest f’ing blunt you can get your grubby mitts on. But this day hasn’t always been just bong hits and munchies. Here are the top five historical events that really put a damper on the dopest day of the year.

Tribute to the Glorious Underboob

Some things in this world are indisputable, like gravity, death and the incredible, inexhaustible awesomeness of boobs. Because of this, we here at COED aren’t ashamed of our unending love of this fantastic female feature. So from the people who first brought you the glory of the side-boob and the hand-bra, we proudly present to you the latest in our unending quest for hot ass pictures of chicks wearing nearly nothing – the quintessential Tribute to the Glorious Underboob!

Miss COED March 2009 Final Four

Gentlemen, thousands of you have voted for Miss COED March 2009 and we’ve narrowed it down to the Final Four. Heading-up the final round of voting is the smokin’ hot New York native, Laura Leigh. Next up, blond super hottie, Sarah Ashley Barker, followed by busty stunner Lea Viglione and the ridiculously sexy Ashley May Turner! So get to voting for your favorite Miss COED of March 2009 and the winner will be annouced on Wednesday!