The 5 Craziest Conspiracy Theory Nutjobs
March 9, 2009 by harmonleon
The Web is haven for conspiracy theory nutjobs. Their duty is to expose government cover-ups and plots that the general public doesn’t know about. According to their loyal followers, they are ones who speak THE TRUTH!
So who are the biggest conspiracy theory nutjobs on the web? Here are the five most paranoid and popular:
He believes that all world leaders are descendants of an alien lizard-race called the Annunaki. These creatures exists in another dimension and we can only see their outer-shells. The lizard people control everything—even our minds!
Loose Change (9-11 Truthers)
These idiots made millions off of dead 9/11 victims. They believe former President Bush orchestrated the 9/11 attacks and prove their claims by quoting other 9/11 conspiracy websites, or only showing vague photos that might back up their claim. Their video, Loose Change, is one of the most downloaded videos on the web and made them very rich men.
Alex Jones says, “There’s a war on for your mind,” in regard to his popular conspiracy theory radio show.” Jones is your classic paranoid, Texan conspiracy nut. One of his big claims is that world leaders sacrifice children as part of an annual ritual at Bohemian Grove. He believes that those behind, The New World Order,” are constantly trying to shut him down for speaking THE TRUTH!
You know the moon landing? Well Bart Sibrel believes it was an elaborate hoax that was filmed on a soundstage. Sibrel once called astronaut Buzz Aldrin a coward, a liar, and a thief for turning down his request for an interview. In turn, Buzz Aldrin punched Sibrel in the jaw. The whole thing was captured on video—or was it a HOAX?
Jim Marrs is a key figure in JFK conspiracies But it doesn’t stop there. He has also written books asserting the existence of government conspiracies regarding aliens, 9/11, telepathy, and secret societies. If there’s something that involves a conspiracy, Jim Marrs will jump on the bandwagon. Aliens are coming here, and our leaders don’t want us to know it!
Harmon Leon is the author of the Harmon Chronicles
10 Amazing New Tech of the 2,000s
If Candy Hearts Told the Truth
Bottoms Up
Miss COED: Deanna Smith
Remembering The Lingerie Bowl
Loose Change was never sold, nor was any advertising done on or around it.
They didn’t make a dime out of it.
If you believe the official story then you’re an idiot.
Any questions?
Really OZ? And by “official story” you mean that an international organization which has its origin tied to the CIA and is led by a religious fanatic/millionaire (who stays amongst hideouts throughout some of the most remote regions of the world) planted a group of sleeper agents into this country where they spent over a year planning and then executing a massively coordinated attack that killed thousands of people?
You’re right that is stupid.
Alex Jones never claimed “world leaders sacrifice children”, he had video of them doing mock sacrifice at Bohemian Grove. Saying otherwise is smear and misrepresentation.
Funny how the author probably never read a single Jim Maars book
Like, oh my gawd, it’s sooo weird that people like, y’know think about things. Like, if we just hump and drink and watch sports and try to be hot and cool then none of this like, other stuff would matter y’know?
Like, never mind that in some of your examples contain like, empirical data that cannot be disputed y’know? Uh, I’m going to back to my iPod and tweeting about going to the bathroom with my 100+ online “friends”.
Thinking must hurt for you too much dude.