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The 25 Most Insanely Disturbing Sex Toys

March 6, 2009 - 3:39 pm By COED Staff

Let’s be honest – we’ve never met a double-ended dildo we didn’t think had major potential. That said, when it comes to sex toys, things can get seriously out of hand in a heartbeat.

We know how it goes; first, you’re picking up a vibrator for your girlfriend here, a c*ckring for you there – and before you know it, you’re duct taped to a bed with your feet in the air as a life-sized Pillsbury Doughboy whips you with a cat-0-nine-tales made of Laffy Taffy.

So to avoid this fate, just check out Cracked.com’s 25 Most Disturbing Sex Toys, which will show you all the naughtiest numbers to avoid at all cost. You know, unless you’re into that kind of thing…

Check out The 25 Most Disturbing Sex Toys, here!

6 Comments		Posted in Entertainment, Web
		Tags: comedy, cracked, Cracked.com, dildo, funny, humor, satire, Sex, sex-toys, vibrator

worlddomain says:

June 10, 2009 at 12:18 pm

And I thought we had some toys
After Dark Adult Toys says:

June 10, 2009 at 12:22 pm

Well I thought we had most of them in our shop After Dark Adult Toys… But whats with the Whale ?

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