Will Jimmy Fallon’s ‘Late Night’ Survive?

Tonight, Jimmy Fallon will take the stage in the first ever episode of Late Night with Jimmy Fallon. And needless to say, he’s got a big task ahead of him – maybe too big.

Not only does he have to follow in the footsteps of comedic genius, Conan O’Brien to, he has to stop being such a humongous douchebag. Which is no easy task; Fallon’s douchiness runs deep and wide, from his spastic, laugh-at-his-own-jokes style to his asswipe hair, to just not being funny.

Of course he could still pull it off. Some insiders are saying he’s going to totally geek-out in an attempt to build a loyal fanbase and wash away some of the haters. So maybe we’re wrong, but if you ask us, the whole thing stinks of failure even before it gets out of the gate.