The Truth About Rockstar Energy Drink
February 25, 2009 by COED Staff
We know that there are many informational sources around the internet now-a-days. Some of it true and some of it false. There is only so much that we can do to figure out what is right and what is wrong. All we can do is say that we are sorry for time to time.
In short, Rockstar is pro-energy drink, and that’s it.
To assume that there is a grand conspiracy like 9/11, aliens, area 51, and freemasons behind the creation of Rockstar Energy Drink – might have been a little presumptious of one of our users. We have him in therapy and he is doing much better now.
We apologize to Rockstar and continue to support the taint-slapping of anyone who says differently from all that we have stated above.





















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