We’re not quite sure why, but there’s something about toys doing drugs that makes us feel all warm and fuzzy inside. (You know, other than the actual drugs…) From Thor to Barbie, just put a joint in their mouths and some coke on their noses, and these dope-loaded playthings come to life in a way you’ve never before seen. In fact, they look so real, you almost want to have an intervention (or just join in!).
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This post is aimed at children and only has negative consequnces- shame.
This post has nothing to do with children period. and FYI – consequnces is spelled consequences.
i love how the dude from hunchback is passing to himself
Children can go screw themselves
This isn’t aimed at children, it is aimed at grown-ups who understand and appreciate the irony of something innocent (Here, the toys) with something we know is wrong (doing drugs). In fact, if these were mounted in shadowboxes, and exhibited by a popular contemporary artist, it would likely be hailed as a critical masterpiece commenting on pop culture and the glorification of crime. Now hush, you silly overprotective troll. People like you are the reason they took out my beloved playground and replaced it with shitty plastic slides and woodchips.
Yeah, Johnny Law: we must protect children from all these substances that have grown all over the planet for billions of years and force them to drink alcohol and kill some innocent person on a road via DUI than to chill out with illegal drugs which make you think instead of becoming some belligerent asshat. Read tinyurl.com/1mn and tinyurl.com/potconviction for the real history behind the ‘war on (some) drugs.’