R.I.P., Hummer – You Won’t Be Missed

By Andrew

Attention douchebags: Your favorite over-sized wanker-mobile, the Hummer, is no more. Along with Saab, Saturn, the Dodge Durango and the PT Cruiser, the Hummer is set to land on Detroit’s chopping block.

In addition to those cuts, the Jeep Grand Cherokee, Chrysler 300C and Dodge Charger are all scheduled for redesigns, which includes some plans for increased fuel efficiency. Chrysler also has plans for a smaller sedan, the 200C as well as plans to begin selling and manufacturing some models of Fiat, a popular European car company that now owns a 35-percent equity stake in the American company.

While we aren’t sad to see the infamous Hummer meet its demise, we do wish it weren’t happening because the world is coming to an end. But these days, I guess you have to take what you can get… Damnit.

Find out all the changes Detroit has in store, here!