ACC Tourney Tix Unsold For 1st Time In 42 Years

By COED Staff

For 40-plus years, there were only two ways to get tickets to the ACC Tournament for men’s basketball. One involved making huge donations to an ACC school, which got you on a list.The other way? Marry Shelden Williams. However, the impending death of the world economy (ETA for the day Mike Krzyzewski flies coach: 18 months) has led to the seventh seal being broken: Tickets for the ACC Tournament may go on sale to the unwashed general public. Please stock your bomb shelters accordingly. [SbB]

This Meeting Of The USC Song Girls Will Come To Order

A USC student sent this to us and wanted it added to the official Deadspin record, so here you go. Not sure how often this pic has been passed around, but first time I’ve seen it. Some jagoff soiling an otherwise tremendous picture of our beloved Song Girls straight chillaxin. [Deadspin]

Rich Rod and Michigan Starting Over at QB (Again)

The Wolverines will go into the season with Nick Sheridan – who was pretty bad in eight appearances last season – and two incoming freshman (led by the highly-touted Tate Forcier) competing for the job. Fortunately, the schedule-makers must have seen this trainwreck coming many moons ago – the out of conference opponents are Notre Dame, Eastern Michigan, Western Michigan, and Delaware State. Steven Threet Granted Release by Michigan, Will Transfer to Parts Unknown. [The Big Lead]