If you’ve seen Tim and Eric’s Awesome Show, Great Job! then you know how much Cinco Products have changed our lives.  These simple, yet ingenious inventions undoubtedly make us wonder how we ever managed without them.  Thank you, Cinco.  Thank you.

#5  Thocks

Combining the sexy allure of a women’s thong with the comfort of business socks, it’s Thocks!

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#4 The G.F. Spooner

Now you can finally spoon your girlfriend and be cool with your bros, just ask John Mayer.

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#3 My New Pep-Pep

Cinco’s newest toy is a replica Pep-Pep with authentic smells and candy!

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#2 Candy Tails

Now sucking on your hair is sweeter than ever.

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#1 The Urinal Shower

Cinco’s latest product creates a unique shower experience in the comfort of any public restroom.

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19 year-old brunette hottie, Destiny ‘Dezzy’ Moody hails from Hot Springs, Arkansas, which begs the question “what the hell’s in the water down there?”  This sexy Southerner credits her Momma for her good looks.  But don’t take her word for it, have a look for yourself.

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Sultry 22-year-old stunner Jessie Shannon is a glamour, swimwear and lingerie model from Detroit. And that’s about all we know about her. In other news, it’s Friday night and we’re ready to go do some much needed relaxing. And by relaxing we mean drinking. And by drinking we mean drinking enough to have a good time, but not so much that we’ll wake up in the morning, face-down in a gutter with a condom sticking out of our butt.

Jessie Shannon is Today’s Daily Snapshot – Check out the gallery!

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Like clothes, jobs, favorite movies and whether or not you voted for George W. Bush, the type of cocktail a person drinks says a lot more about a person than you might think. Fortunately, the lovely Dr. Jackie Black has laid out the lowdown on what a girl’s drink of choice says about her. Read and learn… and then drink.

Click on a cocktail to see what secrets her favorite beverage reveals about your girl’s inner self.

In 1957, Ken Mink left his junior college basketball team after his freshman year to join the Air Force, a decision he regretted for decades. Now, 53-years later his journey as the world’s oldest college basketball player has come to an end.

The 73-year-old was deemed ineligible to play by the Tennessee Junior College Athletic Association after Roane State failed to report changes to his academic schedule.

As a penalty the school will have to forfeit a game in which the man, born in 1936 scored two points.

To put his age in perspective, here are a list of things that happened in the year of Ken Mink’s birth. (more…)

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Apparently, Mr. T is a big proponent of women’s rights issues, especially mothers. Which is, we’re guessing, why he made this music video, “Treat Your Mother Right.” It’s almost like this is directly from an episode of Tim and Eric’s Awesome Show Great Job!.

Welp, it looks like the injustices of the ‘War on Drugs’ are finally making their needed retreat – Eric Holder, President Obama’s Attorney General, has signaled that the Drug Enforcement Administration will end raids on marijuana dispensaries in states that allow medical marijuana.

Asked about what the DEA raids in California since Obama took office – something the President promised would end during his campaign, Holder responded, “What the president said during the campaign, you’ll be surprised to know, will be consistent with what we’ll be doing here in law enforcement. What he said during the campaign is now American policy.”

This change in policy is a big break from the past, when federal laws against marijuana – which is considered a ‘Schedule 1′ drug, with the same legal ramifications as drugs like heroin and cocaine – ran counter to state laws, which are often much more leinient, espeically in California. But does this mean legalization is around the corner? Only time will tell – but this hands-off approach by the DEA is certainly a huge step in the right direction.

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