4 Creepy Things About Furrys
January 31, 2009 Posted in Sex

Furrys, or furry fandom, are those who like anthropomorphic animal characters with human personalities and characteristics. It’s a community comprised of people who enjoy half-animal, half-human ideals. And needless to say, there are aspects that might creep out the average person. I spent the weekend at the the FURther Confusion convention in San Jose in order to investigate what is really creepy about the furry community.
1. THAT’S A MAN
You might see a hot furry female character with big boobs wearing a corset, that flrits with all the men. Surprise. When the character removes its head, that’s a man inside.
2. ANIMAL/HUMAN HYBRID PORNOGRAPHY
Have you ever seen a unicorn being fisted by a human/wolf hybrid? Better yet, what would it be like if that same human/wolf tossed the unicorn’s salad?
3. LARGE AMOUNTS OF REAL DOGS
It’s very disturbing to see convention-goers who have brought there own dogs that are being petted by a circle of chubby men, as the animal is made to stand on its hind legs in human-fashion.
4. SIMULATED DRAGON VAGINA
Yes, for sale in the exhibitors room was a scaly simulated dragon vagina, in case one wanted to simulate what it would be like to have sex with a female dragon.
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