Quick Guide to Joining the Mile High Club

The best orgasm I’ve ever had, was 10,000 feet over San Francisco. I was in a plane. This was my induction into the Mile High Club. MHC is an exclusive club for members who’ve “done the deed” while flying in airplanes. Joining the Mile High Club makes you feel like one of those really rich, decadent people, who do things like eat animals that are endangered species.

Here’s what you’ll need to become a member.

1) Be sure you are on a plane.

This is essential. Without a plane you wont be able to fly. No flying, no mile high club.

2) Be sure to have a sex partner.

Yes! Another important step. It doesn’t induct you into the Mile High Club if you are trying to be inducted  solo.

3) Make a play for the restroom

This provides some privacy. Thought gutsy, playing “hide the sausage” in the airplane aisle will be greatly frowned upon by all on the flight.

4) Make sure the restroom isn’t currently in use.

Unless you’re planning a spontaneous  menage a trois, make sure that vacationer from Ohio is done with their business.

5) Take advantage of turbulence.

Yes indeed. It will also help if you experience a bit of engine failure, or if you’re about to “land too soon.” If that’s the case, have your partner demonstrate “the use of the oxygen mask.”

Harmon Leon is the author of The American Dream