American Idol First Auditions Video Compilation: Ladies Edition

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Tonight marks the beginning of the eighth season of American Idol, and that means a bunch of dumbasses making fools of themselves on national television. Good times, all around. But while many of the people that show up for the audition are about as talented as a nut sack, some of them truly rocked the house.

So to remember the few to pass through the audition gauntlet unscathed by Simon Cowel’s dickheadedness, we’ve put together a video compilation of all the first auditions of the notable acts to come out of the American Idol star-machine. This is the first time America ever got a glimpse of these talented individuals, before their PR team took over and your grandmother started wearing screen-printed sweatshirts of their faces. First up, the ladies… and once you’re done browsing check out the dudes’ auditions at College Candy.


Kelly Clarkson (Season 1, Winner)
Albums sold: 9,532,000

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Carrie Underwood (Season 4, Winner)
Albums sold: 9,260,000

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Fantasia (Season 3, Winner)
Albums sold: 2,289,000

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Jordin Sparks (Season 6, Winner)
Albums sold: 984,000

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Kellie Pickler (Season 5, 6th Place)
Albums sold: 959,000

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Jennifer Hudson (Season 3, 7th Place)
Albums sold: 555,000

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Katharine McPhee (Season 5, Runner-Up)
Albums sold: 375,000

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Diana DeGarmo (Season 3, Runner-Up)
Albums sold: 167,000

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Antonella Barba (Season 6, 16th Place)

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Check out photos of Antonella Barba’s Infamous Leaked Wet T-shirt Photoshoot at COED Magazine’s Facebook Group!

5 Comments on "American Idol First Auditions Video Compilation: Ladies Edition"

  1. miss nyc 1981 says:
    Tue, 10th Mar 2009  1:26 pm 

    I listened to the full album today and thought it was really uplifting and a great comeback for kelly. she seems to have a new fresh perspective on what she is writing and really seems to enjoy performing again, sometimes we need a break to come back refreshed and ready to rock! which i think she does on this album 4stars!! you can listen to it here to see for yourself:

    http://tinyurl.com/kellyclarksonalbum

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