Virgin Whore-in-Training Natalie Dylan Offered $3.7 Million, Still Waiting For ‘Better Offers’

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Jesus F**king Christ! This Natalie Dylan selling her virginity thing is getting way, way, way out of hand. Since first announcing last September that she would be auctioning off her virginity at Nevada’s Bunny Ranch, over 10,000 men have put in bids for a chance to pop her golden cherry. No surprise there. But now the price has skyrocketed to more than $3.7 million! Let me repeat that: $3.7 million dollars to have sex with a virgin, once. 

OK, dudes. What. The. F**K?!! There are so many things disgusting and wrong about this situation, it’s not even funny. And none of them – at least in our book – have anything to do with her selling sex for money. We’re totally cool with that.

First of all, taking a girl’s virginity F’ing blows. Not only can it be bloody and painful, the girl has zero clue what she’s doing, so the sex is going to be about as good as humping a couch – maybe.

Second, this girl’s a freakin’ gnarled hosebeast. For $3.7 million, you could be getting a bus load of Playboy models to lick your taint. Instead, some dumbass is paying out the ass to have sh*tty sex with an overly-tanned, two-bit mall rat.

And finally, the instant whichever dumbass sticks his dong in her whooha, she’s no longer a virgin – she’s just a whore. Now tell us again why this is worth it…

14 Comments on "Virgin Whore-in-Training Natalie Dylan Offered $3.7 Million, Still Waiting For ‘Better Offers’"

  1. Fleabag says:
    Mon, 12th Jan 2009  5:41 pm 

    How big of feet does that bitch have? I think she looks like a man. For 3.7 million that guy better make a Bukkake video and upload it to Tube8.com.

  2. JDW says:
    Mon, 12th Jan 2009  6:19 pm 

    I just threw up!

  3. Matt says:
    Tue, 13th Jan 2009  2:00 pm 

    finally glad to read something that mirrored my own feeling. Like why pay so much to have bad sex?? And also as i am sure some guys know, most girls on the first time complain of pain so most (decent) guys stop. If they are having sex and she begins crying for him to stop is that it or do they like take a break?

    …either way there are SOO MANY well qualified, well experienced, etc. porn stars (or internet stars) that would do everything and more for a considerably lower sum of money.

  4. Mike says:
    Wed, 14th Jan 2009  10:34 am 

    i absolutely agree with fleabag and his idea of making bukkake video plus i`d like to add that for that monye you can do it hundreds time, so that guy who`s going to pay such a sum of money is mentalist.

  5. xtrasmoove says:
    Wed, 14th Jan 2009  12:13 pm 

    I think small guys are crazy about virgins. Helps with their ego I guess.

    Been there….done that…for free…and it’s gonna hurt like heck.

  6. dado says:
    Mon, 19th Jan 2009  5:20 pm 

    whoever believes this chick is a virgin, deserves to get ripped off…this cunt has been fucking since she was 12 probably, and that in all of her 3 holes..there is nothing virgin about this bitch…and nothing extraordinery either, I see better looking chicks at the local Wal-Mart every day…

  7. dado says:
    Mon, 19th Jan 2009  5:21 pm 

    and it has an Arab look, not my typ, but I would fuck her for free tho, wouldnt charge her the first time…LOL

  8. Jim says:
    Thu, 19th Feb 2009  11:12 am 

    I have broken the cherry of several virgins, and to be able to fuck and bust one is not that great. She will probably be a good fuck if she gets some ‘training’ and experience working at the Bunny Ranch for a while. Until then, I would rather take my dick in my hand, if I was unable to have experienced pussy. Just my thought about the situation.

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