Be Your Own Evil Twin!

Yes, pretend you are your own evil twin! Wait, let me say that again; letting you feel the full impact of the words. BECOME YOUR OWN EVIL TWIN! What `cha talkin’ `bout, Willis?! Yes, what can be better than posing as you’re own twin sibling who happens to be your EVIL-HALF! Just like in those movies, where actors play a good/bad, duo role. It’s an acting stretch for the performer because they have to play one character mean and one character nice. It’s done all the time on soap operas, and I think the Olsen twins formally of Full House, did something similar in a Steve Guttenberg movie I once saw on a plane (but I guess that doesn’t count because they are real, actual twins).

I—your trusty blogger—will give you a few tips on how you can be your own evil-twin in real life:

1) As your own evil-twin, comb your hair differently to differentiate your good and bad self.

2) As your own evil twin, dress drastically different, to differentiate your good and bad self. If you normally wear a three piece suit, wear bell-bottoms, and vice-versa.

3) As your own evil twin, make a slight change to your first name. If you’re called “Bart”, make your evil twin’s name “Bert”.

4) As your own evil twin, speak in a vastly different voice. For example, have your evil twin speak with a southern accent, northern German dialect or slight, husky lisp.

A few fun things you can do as your own evil-twin:

-Steal your own loved-one away from yourself.

-If you’re the president of a large company or corporation, take it over from yourself, in an evil sort-of-fashion

-Ruin your own good name!

-As your evil-twin, develop a drug and alcohol problem, causing your good-half, embarrassment.

GOOD LUCK! YOU ARE NOW READY TO BE YOUR OWN EVIL TWIN!