7 Things I Learned Working on a Pot Farm

For the stoner sect, working on a pot farm must seem like the equivalent of a fat person winning one of those contests where they get to stuff their shopping cart with as much food as they can in one minute. But I–your faithful blogger—have actually worked on a pot farmer in Mendocino County (part of the Emerald Triangle) and the fantasy isn’t always the same as the reality. So here are 7 truths and fictions about working on a pot farm:

There is a shitload of weed on a farm: TRUE!
You better believe it. Bushels and bushels of freshly trimmed weed stacked to the ceiling, with exotic names as Trainwreck and Purple Indica.

The local police are always ready to bust a pot farm. FALSE!
In Mendocino the local police aren’t concerned about the weed that is grown in the area. If they busted all the farms, that would crash the local economy. What they are more worried about is robbery. Gangs from L.A. have come to this area armed with AK47s to rob farms of their weed because it’s so profitable and abundant.

It’s easy to find a pot farm to work on in San Francisco. FALSE!
I had one pot farm scheduled to work on and the night before leaving I got an email that the DEA swooped down and took all their plants. Other times people were really flaky on when I should be going up (”Oh, dude? Was that today!?”)

When eating is involved on a pot farm, it gets very quiet. TRUE!
As much food production (sandwiches, etc) goes on as weed production, followed by moments when all you hear is chewing.

It’s fun to trim weed. FALSE!
Trimming weed is one of the most monotonous tasks known to humanity. All day long you sit shaping buds over a garbage bag with a pair of scissors and rubber glove on your hand. If this were perfectly legal I’m sure this job would pay $7.50 an hour. Instead, trimmers are paid $100 per each pound of weed they trim.

People who work on pot farms really, really, really like pot. TRUE!
It couldn’t be more ideal. They can trim weed and smoke it ALL AT THE SAME TIME! Not only that, but they can do so while listening to hippie music ABOUT weed and centering ALL conversation – like wine snobs – around, well, weed.

There’s nothing scary about a pot farm. FALSE!
You have that combustible mixture of paranoia and fear of being robbed while stuck in the middle of a wooded nowhere. Late at night every little noise can trigger the fear that the gangs from L.A. have arrived to rob the place at gunpoint, or the DEA has swooped down to bust everyone in sight. Yay, weed!

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178 Comments on "7 Things I Learned Working on a Pot Farm"

  1. Ben says:
    Thu, 8th Jan 2009  4:23 pm 

    “Late at night every little noise can trigger the fear that the gangs from L.A. have arrived to rob the place at gunpoint, or the DEA has swooped down to bust everyone in sight. Yay, weed!”

    this should have read
    “Late at night every little noise can trigger the fear that the gangs from L.A. have arrived to rob the place at gunpoint, or the DEA has arrived to rob the place at gunpoint. Yay, weed!”

  2. johnny says:
    Thu, 8th Jan 2009  4:26 pm 

    fuck weed. i don’t know exactly when this shit became so popular (other than the cliche image of the sixties) but weed sucks. Anyone I know who smokes it is going to be washing dishes until their dead. If you are going to do drugs do a real one, or at least take up drinking.

  3. MELODY says:
    Thu, 8th Jan 2009  4:31 pm 

    IF LIFE COULD BE SO SIMPLE……………

  4. Mandy says:
    Thu, 8th Jan 2009  4:45 pm 

    Hey Johnny that’s great that you don’t like weed but smoking it doesn’t mean your going to end up washing dishes the rest of your life….you need to do your research.

  5. Weaver says:
    Thu, 8th Jan 2009  5:42 pm 

    Mandy, he may be blowing things out of proportion but you can’t exactly pull up statistics on “wages and jobs of all stoners”, so it’s not really possible to “research” this.

    From my experience most people i know who hit the ganja daily have lower paying jobs than I do (I don’t it smoke), but they are pretty happy with their lives and are generally more relaxed.

  6. george says:
    Thu, 8th Jan 2009  5:56 pm 

    smoke weed every day and i mean everyday. Im a bussiness major at uconn with a 3.9 gpa. I dont think im doin too bad for myself

  7. V says:
    Thu, 8th Jan 2009  6:01 pm 

    Well, from experience, everyone I know who smokes it works in office jobs – well paying ones too! So yeah, not everyone is a skanky low-life or working-class so :p

  8. matt says:
    Thu, 8th Jan 2009  6:03 pm 

    uhhhh Johnny and Weaver are kinda wrong.. to their surprise, more people smoke weed than they think. even people who make a butt load of $…..now its proly true that alot of stoners are lazy and dont do well… but.. thats not always the case.
    and have you guys ever gotten high?> proly not.
    i make a good living (over 100k) and i smoke everyday… bitches

  9. MilwGuy says:
    Thu, 8th Jan 2009  6:09 pm 

    Mandy and Weaver…I smoke on a daily basis for a lower back problem and make $135k+ per year. Last year was my biggest year at $195k and that was the year I started smoking a lot more.

  10. JC says:
    Thu, 8th Jan 2009  7:18 pm 

    I used to sell bud to lawyers, doctors, judges, and losers. There is no connection between pot and job description.. even cops smoke pot (at least those in the position to do so that like to smoke it)

    I still smoke and i make about $40k a year with benefits. I say tax the shit, get our economy back on track, and let’s move on. Good day sirs (and madam)

  11. kobkob says:
    Thu, 8th Jan 2009  7:20 pm 

    yeah johnny pot only became popular in the sixties…i mean it’s not like it’s been used medicinally for thousands of years or anything. dumbass

  12. br219 says:
    Thu, 8th Jan 2009  9:07 pm 

    I have been smoking weed for years and I made over $500K last year. In fact I know of two other potheads the I worked with and made the same amount or more.

  13. Liz says:
    Thu, 8th Jan 2009  9:43 pm 

    Johnny, following that stereotype, the only thing you’re going to do in your life is drink beer and beat your wife and children. Have fun, fatass.

  14. Some_Guy says:
    Thu, 8th Jan 2009  9:58 pm 

    Not wanting to offend anyone, but I just find people with $100,000+ salaries, coming online to a website like this, and talking back at them is quite… I don’t know. I find it hard to believe. You sound like a really well off person and yet you want to waste your time posting??? Come on… I find that hard to believe, I’m sorry.

    And I’m only a 2nd year student so I’m still spending the majority of my life messing around. So I do not have a $100,000+ salary.

  15. Dave says:
    Thu, 8th Jan 2009  10:23 pm 

    I can safely say I have been high almost everyday in college. I’m a junior with a 3.6 gpa and a full ride. I go to class high and study high and I’m fine with it. I haven’t gotten into trouble with the authorities or the school. I would say I have my shit together alot better than some people who would never smoke. I could probably do better in school if I quit smoking, but I’m having an awesome time and have my shit together.

  16. Former Heavy Stoner says:
    Thu, 8th Jan 2009  10:28 pm 

    I used to smoke quite a bit in college, and I still toke up every now and again. I don’t wash dishes. I make plenty of money as a Computer Programmer.

    Weed is a villianized drug, something I feel unfairly so. Don’t hate just because it’s not your bag.

    Alcohol and cigarettes cause more fatalities and overdoses deaths than marijuana.

    No one dies from a weed overdose.

  17. Julian says:
    Thu, 8th Jan 2009  10:30 pm 

    HEHE While you’re on the topic. I’d like to add that as well as Some_Guy, I really find myself skeptical to people that claim to make shitloads of money and have incredible GPA’s yet find it difficult to use grammar befitting of an educated business person.

    =D I personally think its a lot of bullshit. =/

    P.S. I’m a highschool senior without a job…=P

  18. Former Heavy Stoner says:
    Thu, 8th Jan 2009  10:31 pm 

    BTW regarding “Some_Guy”’s post, about high salary earners posting on this site?

    I’m a web surfing fiend and StumbleUpon brought me here. Just cuz I’m successful doesn’t mean I don’t dick around on random websites and post comments.

  19. Philly_Guy says:
    Thu, 8th Jan 2009  10:32 pm 

    No $100,000 plus salary here, but I do make $70,000 a year and I smoke everyday. In addition, my mother smokes as well and she makes over $100,000 a year. Why am I bothering to post? Because dickheads like some of the posters on here give weed a bad name without proper research or experience with the plant. Both George Washington and Thomas Jefferson owned hemp farms. Neither of them spent their time washing dishes all day… they had slaves for that.

  20. kimmy says:
    Thu, 8th Jan 2009  10:38 pm 

    I serviced a CO2 generator on a pot farm several years ago. It was a 2 min. job. I was asked “How much in cash?” I said $50.
    I was given 2 bags and a grateful thank you.
    I got home and opened both bags. One contained a pound of grass. The other contained $500 in cash with a note. “No one does this for less.”
    I was happy for a long time. And grateful too.

  21. Andrew - Hunter College says:
    Thu, 8th Jan 2009  11:06 pm 

    Kimmy – that’s awesome.

  22. cleancut says:
    Thu, 8th Jan 2009  11:43 pm 

    dont smoke- dont care- all i know from what i’ve seen, and trust me, im the only person i know who doesn’t smoke, is that there are people who do well, and people who are freaks about weed, its the freaks who do terribly, everyone does fine…. as for me? i dont even want to try getting addicted, addictions are expensive
    i know from experience

  23. man yolk says:
    Fri, 9th Jan 2009  12:25 am 

    Photoshopped!

    The pixels are all wrong. Plus, I’ve been around and seen my fair share of ’shops.

  24. DailySmoka says:
    Fri, 9th Jan 2009  12:47 am 

    I smoke hella weed, hella! Daily smoker for sure.

    I made about $200k last year. As to why I am here posting? I own an Internet company and I am on this biatch most all day, everyday. Followed a link from Digg.

    Now excuse me while I take another rip from the bong and count my cash :)

  25. Giff says:
    Fri, 9th Jan 2009  1:13 am 

    so this Johnny guy would rather have “real drugs”….you know something that is highly processed and has a very high addiction risk as well as the possibility of death….ALCOHOL, really? alcohol effects a persons function an extraordinarily more than weed.. and your an idiot to want to die by doin a “real drug” rather than you know have people get along and be happy..

  26. Major Stoner 666 says:
    Fri, 9th Jan 2009  2:17 am 

    I’m in Harvard right now, with a 3.9 GPA and on the weekends I manage a multimillion dollar financing company that averages around 4.2 Million a year. I smoke pot 3 times a day from a diamond-encrusted platinum bong with Alyssa Milano rubbing my back. That Johnny guy is totally wrong, and I’m definitely proving his stereotype wholly ignorant by making unsubstantiated claims about my own life from behind a pseudonym.

  27. Judge Dread says:
    Fri, 9th Jan 2009  2:25 am 

    Seems that chronic chronic abuse induces grand delusions where incomes are concerned. Keep smoking though your keeping underworld organizations alive and well armed. No need for you to worry about all the innocent victims of drive-byes and horrendous music like that of the Grateful Dead.

  28. Jonny4mLA says:
    Fri, 9th Jan 2009  2:58 am 

    @ “judge dread”
    weed does not cause drive byes. people cause drive byes. weed does not go and choose to kill someone, stupid gangsters (nigs and mexicans mostly) choose to kill people.

  29. Liz says:
    Fri, 9th Jan 2009  3:02 am 

    I do not understand why people keep posting about how well they are doing regarding their lives and weed. Johnny is long gone. I stumbled-upon this entry, like many of you have and I am a little upset by how this was handled. My first instinct was to prove them wrong by talking about my GPA and the amount of weed I smoke, but do you really think they care? These people have their own views and we have ours. Take the high road, my friends (no pun intended). I do not know if you all actually make this much money or not, but I know from experience that it is quite possible to be successful while smoking on a daily basis. Bragging about how much you make with poor grammar just makes all of us look bad. While Judge Dread is right about the violence, his point is poorly made and generally he looks pretty lame for taking digs at others.

  30. PW says:
    Fri, 9th Jan 2009  7:28 am 

    Is it just me or does his thumb look really weird in that picture?

  31. Smokey Mcpot says:
    Fri, 9th Jan 2009  7:32 am 

    Judge dread has no clue what he’s talking about,really! So let forget about him. I have learned from personal experience that to much weed can demotivate a person over time if smoked on a daily basis but only if that person allows it to happen. Don’t just sit around and do nothing because that’s the trap, one needs to be productive and self motivated to accomplish something whilst being a stoner/pothead or regular smoker. And as for my grammar, English is my second language so forgive me I’m South African (No I’m not black).

    Peace out
    420

  32. JOEIHATEWEED says:
    Fri, 9th Jan 2009  9:27 am 

    YEAH MAN i smoke weed 10 times a day man and i make 2 billion dollars a year man no bullshit at all!!!

  33. JOEIHATEWEED says:
    Fri, 9th Jan 2009  9:33 am 

    1/3 of all car accidents are caused by people high on weed…. this means 2/3 of all accidents are caused by people who are not high on weed! think about it it boggles the mind

  34. kids are jokes says:
    Fri, 9th Jan 2009  9:55 am 

    TBH. I can guarantee 99 if not 100% of the posters saying they make 70k, 100k, 200k, or what ever jokes quota are tripped out high school kids that would shit a brick in front of a police officer.

    EL oh EL.

  35. dan says:
    Fri, 9th Jan 2009  11:23 am 

    Johnny, i smoke pot and i used to wash dishes but i quit. and now all i do is smoke pot. so youre wrong

  36. mr magoo says:
    Fri, 9th Jan 2009  11:26 am 

    johnny your rite, every pot head i have ever met has been a complete tosser. the worst thing about it is they go on about how good it is. they treat it like it is a religion and act just like it. they are for ever trying to get you to smoke it or eat it ei: you are at a party and there is someone next to you who just rolled one no sooner has it been light it is shoved in your face” want a blow,NO THANKS MATE, go on try it, go on you will like it, NO , fuck what’s wrong with you man every one dose it.” everyone dose not do it.I smoke cigarettes i never shove it into someone and demand that they try it. and you clowns that say you are in a well paid job FUCK OFF.

  37. WB weedsmoker says:
    Fri, 9th Jan 2009  11:44 am 

    Yo Johnny…

    Let’s get a couple of things straight here. I smoke weed every day of my life and work full time at Warner Brothers making more money than you would like to think. Yes, I will admit it drains on the motivation aspect of things, but really, you’d have to be a lazy unmotivated person in the first place to not realize you’ve been washing dishes your whole life.

    Well, I did washed dishes as a teenager though, but that was only for a little while so I could afford my blunts.

  38. Alfred says:
    Fri, 9th Jan 2009  12:14 pm 

    Yo Yo Yo Let me get something straight.. i just won the lotto 3 years ago and i did not know what to do with the $874,000 that came along, so i decided to hit the bong for the first time in my life since i don´t need a job any more.. i can´t tell if it was right or wrong desicion but my life is waaaaaay better than the poor ¨to hell with ganja and other drugs that make you a loser thinking¨ guy that i hired to do my dishes clean of my munchies… i hope it is not you lil johnny..

    is it about money or is it about ideals? we may never know

  39. Lilly says:
    Fri, 9th Jan 2009  12:55 pm 

    I don’t know what good you guys do defending weed like that. In my country drug dealers pay for organized crime. So i’m not interested in what weed or alcohol or anything does to your health or not. It’s YOUR health and i don’t care.
    But covering weed like that, encouraging people? what a shame.

  40. Jack says:
    Fri, 9th Jan 2009  1:12 pm 

    Gimme a break Lilly. In your country- it doesn’t fuckin’ matter because it’s different here. I don’t care where you come from but it’s not where he’s talking about, then shut up. “What a shame”? Fuck you.

    Have a nice day to everyone else.

    Also- Johnny is a dick.

  41. Bob says:
    Fri, 9th Jan 2009  1:32 pm 

    I make eight billion dollars a year, hire dishwashers to wash my dishes and instead of air, i breath a mixture of thc and oxygen all day. I won the lotto a while ago and won 3,151,512 pennies. What a shame. I have a 4.1 gpa at a private school you don’t even know the name of and my health is at its prime. I do a lot of real and hard drugs. Like alcohol! I would never smoke pot tho, its bad…

  42. Clarkson says:
    Fri, 9th Jan 2009  1:37 pm 

    you can either keep throwing billions of dollars at trying to stop it (we’ve had 10 years of this, ZERO results, in fact, drug use is up). Legalizing it will make the drug lords, dealers, etc disappear overnight, literally. Now you have a legal drug, that is waaaay less harmful than the other, already legal drug, alcohol. I’d way rather be a stoner than an idiot stumbling drunk, slurring, can’t walk, possibly puking, etc… Wow, real attractive. I’ll take a quiet stoned person anyday. Jonny: you’re a complete loser that has lost touch with any sort of reality. Wake up chump, or just roll off the planet.

  43. Clarkson says:
    Fri, 9th Jan 2009  1:41 pm 

    weed smoking and success are not related idiots. If you drink, are you more or less prone to success ? I smoke everyday, and fucking yes, I am responsible and look after my wife, my work, and my family, quite well. Sounds like most people here have seen one too many Harold and Kumar movies – just like the rest of the shit coming out of Hollywood, it ain’t true, or accurate. Wake up naysayers, and stop regurgitating the same crap over and over – try actually THINKING about what you are saying. Dorks.

  44. Supaweiss says:
    Fri, 9th Jan 2009  3:15 pm 

    I have been reading quite a few of these threads on the internet and I am always intrigued by the claims some posters make and the putrid spelling and use of grammar by seemingly educated and ‘together’ people as well as the propensity to cry “shooped’ without any reasonable justification… but now it’s all beginning to make sense.
    Smoke on ,Morons…I’m enjoying the madness! %D

  45. ugottoknwome2 says:
    Fri, 9th Jan 2009  3:27 pm 

    I live in holland so weed isnt really an issue 1 weed plant per person in household is fine :P (and best of all legal :D )

  46. dish says:
    Fri, 9th Jan 2009  3:42 pm 

    I find it funny that people whom never tried it are the ones who bash it the most. Not only is it the safest “drug” its also the most beneficial. It mimics your endocannabinoids which regulate just about every major function in your body. In fact you have a THC receptor in your brain called CB1 and CB2 and in fact NO ONE DRUG has natural receptors in your brain. That being said, its impossible to overdose and provides many health benefits. I could sit here and list them all but I suggest you read sites such as abovetheignorance.org and other web sites. THe point is, medicinally as well a economically it could help EVERYONE. Just look at hemp which is a form of weed with less than 1% THC, the uses number over 25000 different products including a clean renewable biofuel as well as replace oil in other products such as plastics. Its simply idiotic and proves that propaganda does work to the lesser intelligent human beings that make up this planet. Learn your facts and think for yourself. I just wish everyone would do this, it would make the world a much greater place. Anyways I know PLENTY of poor and wealthy folks who smoke marijuana from teenagers to senior citizens. I believe it should be legal because making it illegal will never work, hence alcohol prohibition. You don’t have to like weed for whatever idiotic reason but please let the people who do enjoy it, be able to enjoy it in peace. legalize! :D

  47. Bump says:
    Fri, 9th Jan 2009  4:45 pm 

    dish: thank you for making a strong well organized argument.
    I would like to add to it by saying that I smoke on a regular basis for my crohn’s disease. For those who don’t know crohn’s is ulcerations of the GI tract paired w/ an immune system that attacks the inflammation in the same manner as arthritis sufferers. Weed alleviates every symptom I have the pain, nausea, inflammation. loss of appetite, anxiety. All relieved instantly, the only option offered by conventional medicine is steroid treatment which takes 3 months and is terrible mood swings, swelling, acne. So I feel for my purposes alone weed should be legalized plus gangs would lose there funding, dealers wouldn’t war over turf, and the government could tax it and make money.

  48. dish says:
    Fri, 9th Jan 2009  5:01 pm 

    I’m glad Bump that you can find relieve in something that doesn’t have serious side effects. I just wish the stupid government would be totally unbiased towards big business and push to have this changed for the better. We would free up millions from prisons which would help rebuild families as well as taxes from these people instead of using taxes to incarcerate. The economics of legalizing is ridiculous and to be honest I think if it was done now, it could seriously turn around the whole economy is many different sectors not just the selling of marijuana for recreational use but the industries which hemp could be used. I just frustrates me that the level of ignorance plus the idiotic actions of our government. Well, I do have hope and in my life time that this will change as negative notions of marijuana die off with the older generations. Well, be safe until then and hopefully you know a good person who grows it so you don’t have to buy Mexican imported weed run by gangs. I hope everything gets better for you Bump!

  49. Miles says:
    Fri, 9th Jan 2009  5:51 pm 

    @ Johnny. Fuck weed, Everyone you know who does it will end up washing dishes??
    take up drinking? your retarded, weed has undeniable medical benefits and is not nearly as damaging to your mind or body as alcohol. just because everyone you know may end up some way does not provide a good point for your argument. empirical evidence would be much more effective at influencing people, because no one cares what you think

  50. ME says:
    Fri, 9th Jan 2009  6:10 pm 

    Dam..he must have been working or he’d have remembered less ;)

  51. ismokeweed =] says:
    Fri, 9th Jan 2009  6:16 pm 

    Yo johnny,
    first of all Fuck you. second of all you obviously have NO clue as to what you are talking about. third of all if you hate weed so much why are you even reading this. fourth of all who ever the fuck you know that smokes weed and is gonna end up washing dishes is probably a dumb fuck just like you are and thats probably why you know them. and fifth of all, fuck you.

  52. Riley says:
    Fri, 9th Jan 2009  6:23 pm 

    I broke my back from being hit by a drunk driver while I was crossing the street. After having spinal surgery (4 screws and two rods) I was prescribed copious amounts of vicodin. I was miserable and all I was ever told by doctors is to take more painkillers. Well, after being on approx. 20 vicodin a day, I just couldn’t take it any more so I tried weed. A week later I stopped all painkillers and now I’m a daily smoker. Best decision I ever made. I’m also a federally funded cancer researcher and lecturer at one of the top research universities in the U.S. The war on drugs needs to start in the medicine cabinets and with all the unethical pharmaceutical companies. Weed has been my savior. Without I’d be addicted to painkillers and probably have no reason to live.

  53. bdubs says:
    Fri, 9th Jan 2009  6:31 pm 

    yall are fing retarded, just live your life. Some like pot, some like alcohol some like other things…who caressss…

  54. Spicoli75 says:
    Fri, 9th Jan 2009  6:31 pm 

    “Working on a pot farmer…”

    Should be, “working on a pot farm…”

    Don’t want people to get the wrong idea there. Also, I would like to what the mean income for Nascar fans vs. Cannabis users is, Johnny. I would bet more Nascar fans wash dishes and earn far less than pot smokers.

  55. mike says:
    Fri, 9th Jan 2009  6:32 pm 

    i find it funny that when one person bashes weed…..all the weed addicts come out of the woodworks to defend themselves….dont kid yourself people: weed is an addiction, whether that be physical or mental. i just hope you people can grow out of it sooner or later

    (coming from a 20yr old who used to smoke a few blunts a week, who now does not smoke)

  56. bdubs says:
    Fri, 9th Jan 2009  6:33 pm 

    thank you all for telling me about your incredibly boring lives….of which have no relation to this article….wastteee of time.

  57. mike says:
    Fri, 9th Jan 2009  6:33 pm 

    I can understand the medicinal purposes though

  58. mike says:
    Fri, 9th Jan 2009  6:34 pm 

    Also, you are at ah igher risk of emphysema with weed than cigarettes. (but thats assuming you smoke joints like some people smoke packs of cigs a day)

  59. jared says:
    Fri, 9th Jan 2009  6:36 pm 

    Judge Dread says:
    Fri, 9th Jan 20092:25 am
    “Seems that chronic chronic abuse induces grand delusions where incomes are concerned. Keep smoking though your keeping underworld organizations alive and well armed. No need for you to worry about all the innocent victims of drive-byes and horrendous music like that of the Grateful Dead.”

    the government just outlawed napkins, need one for dinner? you just kept “underworld organizations alive and well armed”

    the government just outlawed shoes, work outside? you just kept “underworld organizations alive and well armed”

    go read a book about the real reasons pot was made illegal, and youll find it wasnt for health reasons, mostly industrial.

    so go blame your government for criminalizing a plant that they used to take as tax payments, and arrest farmers for NOT growing

  60. Sean says:
    Fri, 9th Jan 2009  6:39 pm 

    You guys man… arguing over salary in relationship to weed?
    Ur silly.
    And Pot a drug? Your all herded fools.

    Pot is as much a drug as Alcohol is or any food is.
    You body needs things to survive. Is air a drug? You can’t live without it… but it’s a chemical that effects your state of living. You live off green leaf plants…
    Some have more powerful chemicals then others and it does not hurt you but there is no doubt that it effects you.

    If you don’t know how to use it, your just ignorant on it… learn. Imagine never discovering sugar or chocolate or coffee.
    Yes they effect you, everything effects you. Some things will kill you. Learn. Don’t be dipshits you all sound like morons arguing about something you know nothing about. If you want to learn about it…don’t just try it, that’s like buying a bag of sugar and trying to make a desert.
    Get a teacher who knows how to harness the power of the product. It could be your greatest ally or your greatest enemy depending on how you use it… kinda like everything else.

  61. jon bong jovi says:
    Fri, 9th Jan 2009  6:40 pm 

    OMG I AM SO HIGH

  62. Findler says:
    Fri, 9th Jan 2009  6:45 pm 

    You know what the difference is between those who smoke weed and those who drink alcohol? No one ever got drunk because some asshole decided to drink, but everyone suffers when stoner burnouts decide to light up.

    Smoking weed affects everyone around you. I don’t want myself or my kids getting high because you need to escape your sad life.

    Good thing Obama’s against its legalization :D

  63. dish says:
    Fri, 9th Jan 2009  6:47 pm 

    Weed is not addicting. If you wanted to quit today, you could and you wouldn’t have any adverse effects.. say that about alcohol.. or any drug for that matter. Also weed doesn’t cause emphysema, in fact weed doesn’t even cause lung cancer because thc helps block the tars from sticking etc. Why don’t you people do some honest research instead of giving your opinion which is based on Just Say No bs, I am sure you loved Regan too. Smoke on :D

  64. James says:
    Fri, 9th Jan 2009  6:47 pm 

    Is there anyone who actually holds the title “dishwasher” anymore? Really? Perhaps they can aspire to such careers as milk man, bowling pin setter, elevator operator, or even telephone operator.

    If that’s the best you can come up with, perhaps you should smoke more pot and stimulate your mind into thinking of more modern equivalents to unskilled labor. For instance, I bet Johnny’s one of those losers running a cell phone kiosk in the middle of a mall somewhere :P

  65. Peter says:
    Fri, 9th Jan 2009  6:50 pm 

    2 things…

    1) I agree, trimming bud for money is a fools way to earn a buck. Free cheese is a nice benefit though.

    2)I guarantee that there are more useless turds who don’t smoke pot and likely never had than there are stupid dish washing potheads. Have you ever washed dishes? How many dish washing potheads do you know? I’m a pothead and don’t know any! Though, even if I did, I wouldn’t judge them for “their” decision you fucking narc. In quotes so that you recognize the words proper use you fucktard.

    Um, so yeah, get a life Johnny so you can stop judging others that are living theirs. Go take a Paxil and socially align yourself.

    Signed,
    Employed beyond my satisfaction and looking for more. Daily toker for almost a decade.

    I can’t tolerate folk who can’t tolerate others.

    and scene…

  66. Leet says:
    Fri, 9th Jan 2009  6:50 pm 

    To those claiming weed = lame job, I believe that’s actually for the daily drinking camp. Weed is like chocolate or fine cheese, it’s a nice treat. (im a daily smoker with a sweet career, in fact everyone in my industry is chronic! graphic designer)

  67. jared says:
    Fri, 9th Jan 2009  6:54 pm 

    Findler says:
    Fri, 9th Jan 20096:45 pm
    “You know what the difference is between those who smoke weed and those who drink alcohol? No one ever got drunk because some asshole decided to drink, but everyone suffers when stoner burnouts decide to light up.”

    when was the last time you caught a contact high, never, unless you have friends that do it, youve NEVER caught a contact. what pot head smokes anywhere near other people that arent into it? you and your kids are never going to see or smell my pot smoke just like in a lot of states now you wont see or smell anyones cigarette smoke

    and

    have you seen what happens to people that drink? drunk driving/ physical abuse/ loud/ obnoxious/ cussing out the butt

    id much rather have that guy around my kids for sure

  68. csaw says:
    Fri, 9th Jan 2009  6:57 pm 

    i love smoking pot, but there is no doubt that it still changes who you are. so who do you wanna be? i am okay with myself, but i dont wanna be known to the world as who i am when i am high.

  69. csaw says:
    Fri, 9th Jan 2009  6:58 pm 

    lol and the diggers come out in drones (i am one of them)

  70. Peter says:
    Fri, 9th Jan 2009  7:02 pm 

    #

    Findler says:
    Fri, 9th Jan 20096:45 pm

    You know what the difference is between those who smoke weed and those who drink alcohol? No one ever got drunk because some asshole decided to drink, but everyone suffers when stoner burnouts decide to light up.

    Smoking weed affects everyone around you. I don’t want myself or my kids getting high because you need to escape your sad life.

    Good thing Obama’s against its legalization :D

    …..Are you letting me take care of your children in a box? You’re probably right though, I hear about stoned parents beating the shit out of their children all the time. “All I remember is Dad reaching for the box of wagon wheels and finding it empty….”

    At this point, I’d argue your children had better get on the smoke just to understand what a fucking toolbag you are.

    Most of the sheep like you wouldn’t have said boo about people lighting a cigarette in a restaurant that you and your family might of been in.

  71. Nimic says:
    Fri, 9th Jan 2009  7:09 pm 

    Script and daily use keep the anxiety away. Making $25/hr at work and getting an award for my innovations… what was that about potheads again?!?

  72. Jill says:
    Fri, 9th Jan 2009  7:11 pm 

    No bragging about salary here, but you can count me as a smoker who is also an elementary school librarian! If my students had a clue…

    Weed is not some dangerous demonic substance that makes you crazy, lazy or unmotivated, though . Its a natural substance that people have been using for eons, and its how I chose to occupy some of my free time. Nothing more, nothing less.

  73. ENGINEER says:
    Fri, 9th Jan 2009  7:11 pm 

    smoke weed pretty much every day… im an engineer and make good fucken money

  74. whoami says:
    Fri, 9th Jan 2009  7:15 pm 

    I smoked all throughout my teen years, into HS, College and and into adulthood. Kind bud ruled my life and my state of mind. I didn’t finally quit until I was 32 and it was very hard. I was raised on California’s best. It’s been 6 years and I haven’t had a toke, rip or smoke. It hasn’t been easy because many of my close friends still smoke. While I was a pot head I spent many years thinking I was ok because I had a decent job and life, but really I was a mess, totally miserable, and very easy to anger (major anger management issues). I was abusive in my relationships and destroyed many of them. I wasted so much money and had financial problems despite having a good paying job. In the end, my fiance was going to leave me and I decided to finally stop the madness. Since quitting I’m a much happier person. We got married and have two children now.

    All this is to say that pot was not my problem and isn’t a bad thing. I had problems to begin with and pot made them much worse.

    Many of my friends handled pot and still handle pot so much better than I ever did or could. I finally learned after so many years that it wasn’t a good thing for me. But it took a long time.

    I’ve got good friends who make a living in California running their own farms. They make bank. If it were legalized I think it would definitely cut into their profits and certainly could effect the economy in Humbolt and the the like. I often wonder if they really want it legalized because of this. It’s a profitable business and while it is, folks with guns will try to get what you have. Just one of the many reasons I had to get away from it…

  75. Bobby says:
    Fri, 9th Jan 2009  7:17 pm 

    Findler, I’m surprised at your analysis and how you come to the ignorant conclusion that weed hinders people around you more than alcohol does.

    “No one ever got drunk because some asshole decided to drink, but everyone suffers when stoner burnouts decide to light up.
    Smoking weed affects everyone around you. I don’t want myself or my kids getting high because you need to escape your sad life.”

    Your first sentence makes absolute no sense whatsoever. No one ever got drunk because they decided to drink? What even is that. Of course the fucker got drunk because he drank. Who suffers around you when you smoke a joint? What they’ll eat all of your food? I mean come on! Do I even need to post how many crimes are committed and how many people are killed every single year from alcohol-related crimes? Do you see homeless people begging for money because it was weed that put them on the street? Hell no, they’re lives are lost and more than likely due to alcohol; definitely not weed.

    And your point about people escaping smoking pot, please, what the fuck are people doing when they’re consuming alcohol? Unless you’re at a party, wedding or still a young person you’d only be drinking it to get drunk. You’re trying to justify a persons drinking when it’s them, themselves that are the ones who are trying to truly escape.

    I agree with many on here. I don’t even need to post my salary to make a point. The guy who is 20 and quit smoking probably was forced to or got confronted by something he couldn’t handle so he had to quit. Which is fine and dandy and good for you kid. But you have no right to give your adolescent advice.

  76. brian22 says:
    Fri, 9th Jan 2009  7:20 pm 

    i am currently a junior studying biology and just got a 4.0 with around a 3.75 CUM and have smoked weed (actually volcano much healthier) for the past two years pretty much everday. dont see myself washing dishes

  77. rougy says:
    Fri, 9th Jan 2009  7:20 pm 

    I’m really tired of weed being villanized.

    I’m especially tired of people who hate weed and pot smokers just because it doesn’t agree with them, and expecting everybody else in the world to be just like them.

    Too many simple minds in this country, ninty percent of them Republican.

  78. chiefitup says:
    Fri, 9th Jan 2009  7:26 pm 

    OK, so I’m not a genius with a great job that pays over $100K a year, but I still smoke everyday. I love Mary-Jane, and she loves me. I make good grades at Virginia Tech, and I know many kids in the Engineering Program there that also smoke everyday. Weed never hurt anybody, infact it has been proven that one cannot overdose on marijuana, only thing a stoner may overdose on is sour patch kids and slurpees.

  79. aster1sk says:
    Fri, 9th Jan 2009  7:28 pm 

    This is stupid…
    This article probably saw a bazillion visits based on the headline however the content is ridiculous and really not worth the read.

  80. Moofalotta says:
    Fri, 9th Jan 2009  7:33 pm 

    Nicotine and alcohol, two of the most useless, body-killing, addictive drugs on earth are legal. I would argue for weed to be legal, but thats already been done. There are alot of drugs out there that have immense benefits that are illegal or restricted. In fact, most of them became restricted or illegal at a time where almost nothing was known about them scientifically and society judged them out of ignorance, stupidity, and the fear that inherently exists in people when they don’t understand something.

  81. Joe Chicken Heads says:
    Fri, 9th Jan 2009  7:46 pm 

    Man, when I quit smoking pot my life went down the drain…I lost my job, my fiancee left me (and took my dog), my life was a real wreck.

  82. Kzark says:
    Fri, 9th Jan 2009  7:49 pm 

    To the idea that all non-medicinal marijuana smokers are lazy and have low paying jobs:

    I smoke about 3-4 times a week and have for the past 8 years or so. I smoked through most of high school, all of college at a business university, and finished with a 4.0 (All AP/gifted courses too) and 3.6 GPA respectively. I currently work a well paying (60K+) IT job at… well we’ll just say a VERY well known news agency. I’m in the process of taking MCSE training courses to prepare for a promotion in the next 1-3 years and a pay increase to $70-100k.

    Of my 12 closest friends, 9 smoke marijuana at least 2+ times a week. Exactly ONE of those smokers doesn’t have a job (mostly because of a recent family tragedy that he gets a large yearly insurance payment for, so it’s justified). None of the others make less than $50K yearly.

    - One is a small business owner who owns 3 hair salons and makes easily over $100k yearly.
    - Two are in graduate school: one for his MD, the other for his SECOND MBA. Both still work on top of going to school, the med student in a hospital (obviously) and the business student at Boeing.
    - One is a business investor and graphic designer who works from home and makes around $100-150K yearly.
    - Another is a bouncer at a prominent local bar who is about to become a manager and actually makes more money than a lot of my coworkers.
    - Another works in NY city in marketing for a book publisher and is a prominent blogger and editorial journalist.
    - The last two are coworkers of mine. One works on the same team as me and is on the same path I am to get promoted. The other has been in the position we’re moving to for 8 years, has smoked regularly for over 20 years, and makes roughly $180k.

    That’s only my close friends. Of my other coworkers, I know at least 10-15 people who have admitted that they smoke regularly. Two are my boss and my team lead. At least 6 of them make over $100k and are in management roles in the company.

    This isn’t a new thing to me either. All through school, the highest achieving, highest graded students were smoking right along side the average and less than average students. So ya, the idea that marijuana smokers are all lazy, low income workers and that no business professionals smoke to relieve the stress of the day is just based on ignorance, lack of knowledge, or stereotypes.

    It’s time for the population of America to realize that wasting billions of dollars trying to stop people from injesting a naturally occuring, rather harmless plant is ridiculous. Can’t you folks realize how insane it is that we’re not taxing and regulating what most economists call the #1 cash crop in America when our economy desperately needs a new boom industry and the billions in revenue and job growth it brings???

    To the estimated 15 million Americans that say they smoke marijuana regularly and the uncountable millions of others who see the economic logic: I’ve never seen the movement to legalize so strong before. Now is the time to end this folly! Keep making your voices heard and let those who haven’t seen the logic yet know why we DESPERATELY need to legalize marijuana and regulate the already well established, massive market, even if you never have and never want to smoke pot.

    Here’s an amazing documentary from the BBC that covers pretty much any question you might have about the subject: http://blip.tv/file/1356143/

  83. Mitch says:
    Fri, 9th Jan 2009  7:52 pm 

    You worked at a part farm and this is all you could come up with? Wow.

    Part farms are common in the Emerald Triangle and their is defiantly a lot more you could have said about the whole experience.

  84. twisted in the midwest says:
    Fri, 9th Jan 2009  7:56 pm 

    I have to agree with the potheads on this one. Legalizing it would solve a vast amount of our societies problems. Taxing it like cigarettes would make our government more money than Hallbutron in Iraq. It statistically causes far less health problems than alcohol. It’s true, it’s one of the few drugs that actually is built into our brain…which proves that we have probably been ingesting it in some form for hundreds of thousands of years, if not millions. If you think of it that way, THC could be one of the environmental impacts that caused us, homo sapiens, to evolve to the point we’re at now. I personally feel that there is a good chance that our ancient ancestors realized many uses for tools while high.

    It, if legal, would be just like alcohol in it’s enforcement. you still get a DUI if your driving high and get busted. Of course, it’s far more likely that you’ll get in a wreck drunk than high. As to making you “demotivated”, alcohol actually suppresses your immune system, destroys your liver, causes high blood pressure, outbursts of rage, and all sorts of other issues pot doesn’t. We would no longer be the largest prison country on the planet, and our police would have time to stop real crime…much of which would also disappear since dealers would loose a major part of their profit, or would go legit and no longer be distributing illegal drugs.

    It’s not illegal because of it’s affects on people. It’s illegal because after prohibition ended they had to find new things for all the cops to bust. It’s illegal because it would cause major havoc to drug companies because instead of taking Paxil, Zoloft, or any other vast array of pharms (which very little is known about their long-term health affects…Paxil may cause Alzheimer’s in people 40-50 years down the road we have no idea). It’s illegal because it would cause major problems for Big Oil as a biofuel, problems for textile manufactures because of it’s durability as clothing…not because of the affects on people.

    I recently watched a show on Discovery about it. Every 10 or so years, the public starts noticing how all these people have been smoking all their lives but are still functioning members of society with less health problems than tobacco and alcohol. The state governments have done study after study that shows that the only immediate serious side effects are hunger and a slight demotivation. These studies also show that these effects last only at most a few hours, usually only 10-45 minutes after smoking. After the states did their studies, the feds would step in and try to link smoking it as a gateway to heroin, crazy sex parties, or whatever else they could think of when the actual truth said otherwise.

    If it was regulated, many of the “health” problems would be alleviated by science. The harmful chemicals would be easily breed out of the plants within a few years. We would be energy independent, have items that lasted years, and everybody would be much more chill. It wouldn’t be smoked in public areas, just as tobacco isn’t allowed to be smoked in many public areas now.

    The people who’s lives are messed up “because of weed” are often messed up because it’s illegal, not from the affects of it. If they have a problem finding a good job it’s because of required drug screenings, not because their work ethic and capabilities are hampered from it. If your a screwup, your going to be a screwup no matter what substance your taking.

  85. Sir LoLsalot says:
    Fri, 9th Jan 2009  8:08 pm 

    alright people smoke weed big deal, people dont smoke weed, who gives a crap. do what makes you happy and dont go trying to tell everyone else to smoke or not smoke weed. if you do it fine, if you choose not to that is also fine, stop ripping on people because of their personal choices.

  86. Johnny_Sucks says:
    Fri, 9th Jan 2009  8:16 pm 

    Dear commenter “Johnny”,

    Some of us pot smoking professionals make more than $70 grand a year… what are you doing with YOUR life, son?

    With love,
    Johnny_Sucks

  87. betty says:
    Fri, 9th Jan 2009  8:19 pm 

    My son is a real sweetheart when he smokes…..a real jackass when he doesn’t…..he has smoked for about 20 yrs, no other side effects…..happy hungry sleepy

  88. Kzark says:
    Fri, 9th Jan 2009  8:21 pm 

    After reading a lot more of the comments of people saying how high their GPA/salary is when they smoke regularly, I’ll say that I apologize to the anti-legalization folks if I bored you with my own story. I was only using those examples to make a point that the “stoner” stereotypes are mostly ridiculous.

    It’s similar to what we see with alcohol. Of course there are people who are always sloppy drunks, beat their family while intoxicated, or get behind the wheel. But that certainly doesn’t mean that everyone who has a few drinks every week is an raging alcoholic. If we can create laws to discourage the abuse of alcohol while allowing its responsible use, why couldn’t we do the same thing with marijuana?

    The only logical argument against pot smoking is that the black market of drug dealers and gangs is most definately dangerous and damaging to our communities, especially urban areas. But you have to take that argument to the next logical step and realize that the black market only exists BECAUSE of the marijuana prohibition. So if you’re going to use that argument, you should be able to see that the solution you’re actually arguing for is LEGALIZATION!

    Honestly, I really hope that the people getting angry at the anti-legalization folks on here calm down and realize that anger and insults will never help sway public opinion. All I ask for those of you who don’t support the movement to end prohibition yet is to please try to look at both sides of the issue without dismissing arguments based on assumed perceptions of marijuana and marijuana users.

    It should go without saying for any debate, but you shouldn’t ever dismiss the other side’s point of view based on stereotypes for which you have no scientific proof to back it up with. There’s far more scientific and historical data to support the legalization of marijuana than to continue its prohibition, so don’t plug your eyes and ears to it foolishly. Let’s be logical here people.

  89. Dan says:
    Fri, 9th Jan 2009  8:29 pm 

    I smoke weed twice a day every day and I make $1B per year.

    Pass the fritos please.

  90. ConcernedStoner says:
    Fri, 9th Jan 2009  8:32 pm 

    Wow, I don’t even know where to start. First off, try seeing the world a little before making judgmental comments. The fact is, ALOT of people smoke weed. Some are losers, and many are not. The same is true of cigs and alcohol. I know troubled drinkers: Did the alcohol make them that way, or are they just a natural variation of the human species? Is beer bad, since they don’t do well on it? True, those who have difficulty coping with life often turn to drugs (I include alcohol here.) Did the drugs mess them up, or were they that way already? Perhaps a little of both. My point is that it is never as cut-and-dried (haha) or as black-and-white as people would like.

    There’s a lot of basic humanity missing here too. Let’s try not to be complete trolls. It’s depressing to see my fellow humans behaving so badly. It’s even worse when it’s done by another marijuana proponent. I can only assume that ome of you are too young to know any better.

    Smokey Mcpot says:
    “English is my second language so forgive me I’m South African (No I’m not black).”
    No one cares, Smokey. Would there be a problem if we did think you were Black? It seems totally irrelevant, and perhaps bigoted.

    Jonny4mLA says:
    “weed does not go and choose to kill someone, stupid gangsters (nigs and mexicans mostly) choose to kill people.”
    Nigs, huh? Does shortening it somehow make it socially acceptable? Smearing another race is generally known as racism. Plus, you make a claim here that should be backed up with a link. What’s your reference?

    As far as the anti-potters, I almost don’t want to bother. Almost. Most of you are hopelessly digesting the crap they taught you in school and the misinformation propagated by those that stand to lose financially if the truth about weed is known.

    Johnny:
    Try to keep an open mind, and don’t whine about what you haven’t even tried. Didn’t your mom teach you that about vegetables? If not, go down the hall and ask her. Plus, isn’t it idiotic to complain about pot’s affects, and then to suggest that we try a ‘real drug?’ Please give me a few examples of ‘real drugs.’ I’m all ears.

    Jonny4mLA:
    Yeah, it’s pot’s fault. It isn’t the fact that you hang out with losers or go to the wrong parties. Pot doesn’t turn people into assholes. I believe you’re thinking of alcohol. If you don’t want to be around pot, avoid parties where people are having fun.

    Findler:
    Is that you Grandma? You said “You know what the difference is between those who smoke weed and those who drink alcohol? No one ever got drunk because some asshole decided to drink…” Actually, the more statistically accurate statement would be that the drinker is more likely to abuse or murder someone. I’d much rather my child be around weed smokers than beer drinkers. Here’s an interesting US Department of Justice statistic about drinking and crime: FOUR IN TEN CRIMINAL OFFENDERS REPORT ALCOHOL AS A FACTOR IN VIOLENCE (http://www.ojp.usdoj.gov/bjs/abstract/ac.htm) By contrast, “Almost all human and animal studies show that marijuana decreases rather than increases aggression.” (http://www.drugpolicy.org/marijuana/factsmyths/#crime)

    Mike, and any other “Pot is worse than cigs” folks:
    “in a large study presented to the American Thoracic Society in 2006, even heavy users of smoked marijuana were found not to have any increased risk of lung cancer” (http://www.drugpolicy.org/marijuana/factsmyths/#tobacco)

    BTW, I’m a weed smoker and I do fine. I’m HAPPY, which is more important than wealth. Financially I do well too, but being grounded, balanced, and doing work you enjoy is far more important.

    I could go on, but I won’t. It’s almost time to go home and get high… Maybe I’ll beat my wife afterward, and then do a drive by. I should certainly have my lungs checked by a doc. Since I don’t have cash for the checkup, I guess I’ll rob a convenience store. After that, I’d better bone up on my dish-washing skills. I’m sure my current boss is planning to let me go because of my red eyes and patchouli stink.

  91. Colin says:
    Fri, 9th Jan 2009  8:36 pm 

    Umm, I’m not sure that there’s any point in saying anything else after reading the thoughtful and complete post by Twisted…..WAIT! I’ve got one!!

    Incarceration in the USA..Nearly One In Eight US Drug Prisoners Are Behind Bars For Pot — Taxpayers Spending Over $1 Billion Annually To Incarcerate Pot Offenders

    http://www.norml.org/index.cfm?Group_ID=7071

    Kudos to you Twisted, I think that about covers it!

  92. Dude says:
    Fri, 9th Jan 2009  9:04 pm 

    I’m a systems administrator, have a great paying job, and smoke daily. Just keep focus on moving forward and not stressing out too much. So many people drink. Whats the difference. Wait Alcohol is much worse than pot. Have you ever heard of someone beating up their wife while stoned. I think not!
    By the way whats a stoners favorite word? HERE….

    Cheers

  93. Kzark says:
    Fri, 9th Jan 2009  9:10 pm 

    @Colin

    Yep, and you know what happens when those “criminals” get put in jail for just posession or minor intent to sell? They become ACTUAL criminals because it’s the easiest way to survive prison.

    Also, all a cop needs to do to establish probable cause to search your car is have a drug dog signal that it found something. You know what else many narcotics dog trainers have admited is one of the first things they teach the dogs? How to signal a hit on command. They need to teach this because the dog needs to know what the signal response is before they can train it what to signal for. It’s a necessary part of the training, but it also means that every narcotics dog can be signaled to indicate a hit with a simple gesture by the officer. You really think the trainers don’t tell the handlers about those gestures?

    I wonder why a VAST majority of those arrested for posession and no other crime belong to a minority! Hmmmmmmm…

    (I’m not saying all drug enforement officers cheat to get arrests. Far from! But it only takes a few acting under the radar to completely corrupt the system)

  94. Rick says:
    Fri, 9th Jan 2009  9:18 pm 

    Better growing conditions up in Humboldt (born in Arcata). It’s just made to grow weed. Just about everywhere I go, whenever I mention Humboldt County, CA, everyone immediately lights up. No one outside of norcal knows anything about Mendo or Trinity or Del Norte.

    Also, I’ve heard far more townies refer to the tri-county area as the ‘Golden Triangle’. Only tourists and trustafarians call it the Emerald Triangle.

  95. jo blow says:
    Fri, 9th Jan 2009  10:14 pm 

    If you legalize and tax it. Let people grow their own then where is the organized crime!!! Why would people go to dealers when they could get it in a store or grow their own.

  96. meerling says:
    Fri, 9th Jan 2009  10:26 pm 

    I knew a couple of cops in a really big city that told me about 70% of the pot and 20% of the harder stuff disappears from the evidence locker.

  97. Jerry says:
    Fri, 9th Jan 2009  10:27 pm 

    One thing I can say after being around those who smoke my whole life (and smoking myself relatively regularly for the past 12 years) is that those who are drop-out losers before weed will continue to remain drop-out losers after weed, while those who are motivated and ambitious before will almost invariably remain so after.

    Anyway, it’s a personal choice. I’ve also noticed that regardless of whether one is lazy or motivated, nearly every regular smoker is a great person to be around! Can’t say the same for the many drunks I’ve come across in my travels. Will this government ever learn?

  98. pdxblackbook.com says:
    Fri, 9th Jan 2009  10:31 pm 

    Man, that’s kind of like saying everyone that drinks beer will eventually live in a trailer and beat their wife.

  99. Sir Satan Himself says:
    Fri, 9th Jan 2009  10:57 pm 

    I love you.

  100. Florida-Green says:
    Fri, 9th Jan 2009  11:02 pm 

    Hello My Name is Mr. Green thumb and I am a Weed-A-holic. Smoking now for 26 years. College Grad, MCSE+I, MOUS, A+ Security, CCNP, CCNA, C++ and MCDBA. I have enough letters after my title to make me hungry for alphabet soup after reading my business card. Oh, and I am in the process of securing a SBA loan to open a restaurant. (I want to make my own munchies and sell them to other right minded individuals)

    AND I COULD NEVER HAVE ACCOMPLISHED ANY OF THIS WITHOUT WEED. Why? Because My Type A Personality Needed a Release, I would make myself crazy. If I had been a teenager in the 90’s I would have been diagnosed with ADD and given enough riddlin to choke a horse. I have a documented IQ of 197 and my SAT’s were in the high 1400’s. I did 4 years on a full academic scholarship, because my single mother was broke and did the best she could with what she had. We lived in public housing all of my life, which meant I was one of 3 or 4 white kids in an all black community during the late 70’s and early 80’s.

    I am 37 now, I own my home, I bought my mother her first home and I am fortunate enough to be able to buy and smoke “GOOD, GOOD” or “Sticky” or “Hydro” (Whatever you guys call it now) everyday!

    I am hitting a bowl as I write this. However, because you assholes have stigmatized weed, I am forced to “buy” clean piss whenever I have to test or bribe the clinic to break the chain of custody in order for me to test clean. I smoke with my wife, thankfully, (she hasn’t always approved of my vice) or else I would be smokin on my own. I can’t trust anyone because no one would trust my judgment if they knew I smoked.

    I can’t stand drinking to excess because of how bad it fucks with my brain; therefore, I am not one to hang at the bar or the clubhouse to be “one of the guys”. Instead, I am the quiet “Geek” who manages a team of 33 people, keeps all of the projects on task, under budget and delivered on time

    My 12 Step program is as follows:

    1: Treat others how you wish to be treated.
    2: Never Lie or cover things up to protect your ass.
    3: If you’re in charge, if it is wrong, everything is your fault and your team’s success when it is right.
    4: Set goals, Work Hard, Make time for yourself and family, Always!
    5: Communicate, even if it is hard, speak anyway
    6: Don’t Let them see you Sweat, Stay positive.
    7: If someone tells you it can’t be done, ask four more people and then try it anyway. Edison didn’t get the light bulb right the first time.
    8: I’ll say it again, “Stay Positive!”
    9: Live within your means and pay yourself first (not just in weed) IRA, Stocks, Mutual Funds, 401K, Savings Accounts and the ever handy coffee can, for the mad money you know you need.
    10: If you have kids (I have 3) BE THERE! TELL THE TRUTH and DO WHAT YOU SAY YOU WILL DO, NO MATTER WHAT. I learned the hard way.
    11: Read a freakn book, 4 a year minimum, read a newspaper at least twice a week and Keep your eyes open to what is going on around you. Weed is not an escape, don’t play into the stoner stereotype, most of you potheads know what I mean here.
    12: Most importantly, take the time to help people. You will like yourself better.

  101. Dude says:
    Fri, 9th Jan 2009  11:43 pm 

    Florida Green has the gig down. Thats the way I try to do it. Life gets in the way sometimes but lets call it an adventure.

    Again Florida Green, I could not have said it better.

    Happy DAZE

  102. prometheus says:
    Sat, 10th Jan 2009  12:02 am 

    I smoke weed and I make a good salary. I do 3d graphics for a big company. It’s a dead boring and often tedius job. Weed actually allows me to focus on working. Time seems to fly when you are styoned. Only amatuers who just started smoking get ‘hindered’ by weed IMHO. Those of us who have smoked for awhile have the ability to be stoned and still concentrate. I got a uncle who is a painter who smokes and he is the head painter for a big contractor company. He makes 22 dollars a hour which is allot of money in tenn without a degree.

    Some people are really wired mentally. Weed calms them down and allows them to relax and focus. Weed doesnt effect everyone the same way.

  103. Chiefs Fan says:
    Sat, 10th Jan 2009  12:21 am 

    OK, I confess. I have smoked weed for 35 years. And I washed dishes. In my own very successful Dinner House. Free the Weed!

  104. NEWS SERVICE says:
    Sat, 10th Jan 2009  12:33 am 

    Washington D.C. (CNN) — The Secret Service is under a barrage of criticism after a team of agents is discovered providing security detail for a family of ferral chimpanzees that apparently took up residence in Washington.

  105. Troll_Watcher says:
    Sat, 10th Jan 2009  4:26 am 

    Hey bozos, this “if you smoke weed you’ll be an unmotivated loser” is one of the oldest trolls around. Search adequacy.org archives and you’ll see the same thread everybody just recreated here…

  106. C.E.O says:
    Sat, 10th Jan 2009  6:26 am 

    I’m an Operations Manager at a multi-billion dollar entertainment company in the US.

    If I didn’t smoke weed I’m SURE I would be the C.E.O.!

  107. chris says:
    Sat, 10th Jan 2009  7:46 am 

    i love ganja, i have been smoking for about 17 years. but i always just loved the plant, anything ganja orientated like songs or posters etc i found utterly cringe worthy. i am not part of a club! i just love ganja :)

  108. rickhead says:
    Sat, 10th Jan 2009  8:10 am 

    Weed how long i have wanted to go back and just inhale that sweet smoke ; i have been at a job that drug test when they want to for 27 years and yes there is light at the end of my tunnel; in 9 months i retire need i say more ; i still remember rolling a tiny joint of yes panama red 30 years ago and can’t wait to taste todays weed ; oh and JOHNNY IS A DICK.

  109. sfadvertising guy says:
    Sat, 10th Jan 2009  10:42 am 

    One more response to Jonny – I’m 42, living in SF and working in advertising. I smoke 3-4 times a week, exercise with the same frequency and make $80k a year (my highest salary ever, thank you). quite a few of my coworkers – designers, programmers, biz dev people, also smoke. They are all terrific people and do amazing work! I agree that it should be legalized, but also recommend that long-term smokers (or people that use it for medical benefits, like cancer patients with nausea) switch to vaporizers like the Volcano.

    I would really like to see a response from Jonny to all these posts.

  110. Matthew Beddingfield says:
    Sat, 10th Jan 2009  11:16 am 

    I have to admit: every person I know who still smokes from college is a waiter or works in retail. My friends who don’t smoke anymore have done much more with their lives in terms of a career and life. Before you go bashing, I smoked for 6-7 years several times a day. I think anytime someone resorts to using a drug, especially one that makes you ‘relax’ and warps your mind, there are problems in their life. The happiest times in my life have been when I haven’t been on weed, and I find that I don’t have many truly happy moments when I’m on it. Just the rush of the first few minutes, followed by me being a jackass or paranoid for hours after the initial high. That, coupled with my decreasing health from smoking it (basically, it’s hard for me to breath now), has influenced me to stop smoking weed (last year). Ever since then, I have been able to enjoy life and develop a unique personality. It’s not that you can’t be successful while on weed, it’s that your personality is basically shot when you’re on it. This coming from a pothead for years, btw.

  111. Kzark says:
    Sat, 10th Jan 2009  12:07 pm 

    @Matthew Beddingfield
    Everyone’s experience with marijuana is going to be slightly different. My fiance doesn’t often smoke because of the same reasons you stated. She feels paranoid and stupid and doesn’t like that. That is ABSOLUTELY fine, but she can also see that when I’m on it I don’t have any of those effects. Just because your personality is different when you’re smoking pot doesn’t mean that everyone’s is as well.

    @NEWS SERVICE
    Congratulations! You’re a racist! Enjoy being the new minority in the US. The new majority has no respect for you.

  112. Lanis says:
    Sat, 10th Jan 2009  12:40 pm 

    I’m a millionaire (as if that carries huge weight these days) and I smoke around a half ounce a week. I’ve done so for about fifteen years, eight of that being during college and law school.

  113. abelard says:
    Sat, 10th Jan 2009  1:32 pm 

    Smoking since Vietnam. I thought I had more to say. Forgot…
    Oh, yeah, I think modern weed is better than 60’s weed.

  114. Supaweiss says:
    Sat, 10th Jan 2009  2:08 pm 

    QUESTION??? Is it true that weed kills off brain cells..? I used to be able to argue that point but nowadays I cant remember half the time what the argument is..I have been smoking weed for 17yrs and… Sorry.. what are we talking about again?

  115. Pot head and nothing more says:
    Sat, 10th Jan 2009  2:30 pm 

    I am a twenty year old girl that lives in a party house, yet I rarely party. I smoke every single day. I do not go to work high. I get baked after work every day. However, I also tell people I don’t do drugs. I know Marijuana is a drug, but it is not a gateway drug like people always say and it is nothing like what I am constantly around. I am always around people rolling on ecstasy, on cocaine, and definitely alcohol nearly every night. I drink occasionally. I smoke cigarettes unless I have weed. I personally think it is the safest and smartest drug. If you tell someone to stop smoking weed and pick up drinking, you are a dumb ass. While marijuana is not physically addicting, alcohol is and it causes major long-term problems. One can also overdose on alcohol. It is virtually impossible to die from a marijuana overdose.
    I think all these people who are just SOOO against it need to try it before they create an opinion.

    The only thing wrong with marijuana is that it is illegal

  116. Someone says:
    Sat, 10th Jan 2009  3:02 pm 

    I’ve noticed that more pot smokers tend to be in IT than any other field. That’s where I work, as well as most of my smoking friends. Weed and computers just seem to go hand-in-hand.

    I read an interesting article the other day about how the US lost the drug war : http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/story/17438347/how_america_lost_the_war_on_drugs/print

    Give it a read if you have the time

  117. Dazed says:
    Sat, 10th Jan 2009  5:24 pm 

    It’s called Purple Indica retard, there is no purple indigo.

  118. punker mike says:
    Sat, 10th Jan 2009  6:49 pm 

    well to jonny i say this. up yours pot isnt a drug its only real down sides for me are short term memory loss and bad lungs i was a varsity running back in highschool and could smoke a jay and out run my whole team.Im in my 30s now and i cant even run a mile.But those years were the best of my life.grow up lifes about the the journey not the destination. and ive never shit bricks over a cop remeberone thing kids they cant search you if your under 18 without your parents consent the sent teams have better things to do than to come sniff your ass and if they arrest you you can beat it in court. Most of the people i went to school with are soldiers cops firefighters and doctors now you prick. stop being so closed minded about a culture you dont understand i grow for recreation and there is nothing wrong with it. in moderation! i also know people who have flused there lives down the toilet on it but that is because of deeper issues not a plant its all about the way you were raised

  119. Dr. knowledge says:
    Sat, 10th Jan 2009  7:13 pm 

    Hey Johnny… I smoke and I’m in med school… specializing to be an oral surgeon… does that mean I’m going to be washing dishes for a living??

  120. john says:
    Sat, 10th Jan 2009  7:15 pm 

    johnny’s an idiot. take up drinking? cause thats way better than smokin bud. thats just dumb, so dumb.

  121. Rick says:
    Sat, 10th Jan 2009  7:32 pm 

    I think smoking, just like drinking, is popular throughout the socioeconomic spectrum. It’s probably true that people with more money smoke the good stuff, but the same thing is true with alcohol.

  122. Stacey says:
    Sat, 10th Jan 2009  8:38 pm 

    Johnny- you’re dumb. It’s funny how alcohol is legal, but it can kill you if you drink too much of it. Alcohol withdrawls can KILL YOU too. Weed has never killed anyone (directly, but if some stoned idiot did something to cause his death, that’s fault.) in the sense of OD’ing……Anyway- I know pot smokers who are waiting tables all the way up to owning businesses…..oh and yeah- I don’t wash dishes. The only reason pot isn’t legal is because the goverment CANNOT TAX IT because is a friggin’ plant!!! And another thought, alcohol does NOT TASTE as good as ANY WEED (well, maybe some mexican brick weed, yucky). LEGALIZE IT

  123. Kzark says:
    Sat, 10th Jan 2009  11:09 pm 

    @Supaweiss

    No, after years of trying to get the methodology for how the researchers who found that pot killed brain cells in their test monkeys, they finally released it about 10 years ago or so. And here’s why you don’t here elected officials using the “pot kills brain cells” argument anymore:

    They put gas masks on the monkeys faces, and pumped the amount of smoke you’d get from smoking about 10 joints INSTANTLY. But that’s NOT what caused them to see brain cell degeneration or death after a few minutes. The reason for that was because they DIDN’T PUMP ANY OXYGEN INTO THE MASKS to mix with the smoke. Hence, they were breathing in about 5% air and 95% smoke. They were suffocating just like people do in thick smoke from fires. Hence the brain cell degeneration.

    The results they got in that study have never been repeatable using any other methodology.

  124. mr.green says:
    Sat, 10th Jan 2009  11:28 pm 

    Obama smoked weed, went to harvard law school, became a lawyer, then a senator, now the president. So I guess weed makes you really lazy, stupid, and unmotivated, right? Ha

    peace

  125. kaiq says:
    Sun, 11th Jan 2009  1:41 am 

    I love smoking weed, for people who dont smoke, let me explain this, weed is a very calm drug, it isnt going to cause you to be an idiot or do anything stupid unless you are already unintelligent and stupid with no common sense, and it isnt going to cause you health problems, yes it makes you paranoid, but if you think about it its a good thing, you become more aware and you think more, and think deeper about things. I know some people that smoke b/c it makes them think, some b/c they enjoy having conversations while high, and i agree that yes everything is much more fun while stoned. but really, every person in the world has problems, problems that cant be solved, no one is always 100% happy, theres always something that makes you 90% as happy as you can be, and when you are high you become 100% happy. nothing seems to be wrong and you enjoy everything b/c everything is good, and theres nothing not to be happy about. thats why us stoners smoke, b/c no matter how unhappy we are, or lets say we are happy, we are never as happy as when we are stoned b/c it gets us to that point where theres nothing unpleasing or unhappy. and the only thing that can do that for us is smoking weed. period

  126. julesinSD says:
    Sun, 11th Jan 2009  1:43 am 

    It’s a plant. From the earth. I only smoke pot. Forget all the other man made garbage. I know A LOT of people – successful managers, moms, business men, all walks of life. Ever see a stoned person punch a cop? I’ve seen drunks do that along with other bad behavior. The only thing I say is protect yourself best you can with a bong or vaporizer – moderation. I’d also, one day, in my life see it made legal like booze. No other hard stuff legal either – just weed. Stoners don’t crash, we just miss our exits!

  127. kaiq says:
    Sun, 11th Jan 2009  1:45 am 

    agrees with JulesinSD

  128. julesinSD says:
    Sun, 11th Jan 2009  1:53 am 

    I totally believe the 100K+ posters – we read City Rag – a cool NYC blog who and they linked to this article – yes – the folks I know too are also well off – some… VERY well off – quiet, tax paying, married, no arrests, gainfully employed citizens who’d rather smoke weed then wipe out on booze or prescription pill garbage. Indeed, tax it, regulate. We the People want our weed.

  129. Hi Bob! says:
    Sun, 11th Jan 2009  4:29 pm 

    Po’ folks cain’t afford the designer stuff, but yet…

  130. Alex says:
    Sun, 11th Jan 2009  5:51 pm 

    Weed is not for everybody. It can make you happy and show your way in your life or it can just make you lazy, umotivated looser who smokes weed just because life sucks. I smoked on a daily basis when i was a teenager and for a few years after that. don’t smoke now, cause don’t want to, however IMHO weed is safer then alcohol and most of the drugs. If you have found your way in life it wont be hard to become a succefull person, wether you smoke weed or not. but, a lot of people will never find it.
    P.S. peace to all potheads and everybody else.

  131. Paul says:
    Sun, 11th Jan 2009  8:07 pm 

    Jonny is an IDIOT. Alcohol is soooo coooool… NOT. I’d reather bake out, eat junk food and chill than walk around stumble around endangering other people, only to be rewarded by a headache and possibly vomiting.

    Tons of sucsessful people have smoked weed for a period in their lives… Try the majority of the entertainment industry and at least 3 of the last 5 presidents of the United States. Many successful people smoke weed throughout most of their adult lives.

  132. flyin hawaiin says:
    Sun, 11th Jan 2009  8:13 pm 

    I work for one of the largest golf resort in the usa and believe me pot is a drug used by everyone. The very rich and the poor included. From lawyers to construction workers. Millionaires to people who are below the poverty line.

  133. Jolly Roger says:
    Mon, 12th Jan 2009  12:03 am 

    I’ve smoked weed every second of my life since I came out of my mother’s womb and I make over 1 million dollars a minute converting recycled plastic into car interiors. I can also run a mile in 4 minutes, recite the names of all world leaders for the past 5000 years from memory, and solve complex mathematical problems in my head all at the same time.
    Damn this weed is good!

  134. Bud says:
    Mon, 12th Jan 2009  9:05 am 

    Been smoking everyday for 40 years. Married for 30 years, raised 3 great kids ( one manages a resturant, one is a legal secretary, one is Dean’s list at major eastern college; all smoke ). I make a very respectable salary and live 1/2 mile from the beach. Never been in trouble with the law and have never had even a traffic ticket. I oversee multi-million dollar contracts and have won awards for my work. Don’t drink, cheat on my wife or destroy other people’s pension funds. So is there a problem ? I think not.

  135. That other guy from mendo says:
    Tue, 13th Jan 2009  3:08 am 

    I live in laytonville and I can vouch for all of this

  136. k8t says:
    Tue, 13th Jan 2009  4:07 pm 

    some of these people need to do LOADS of homework. Drinking is far more damaging that smoking week. Weed is a habitual drug and natural …. not all smokers just wash dishes – several are lawyers, doctors and so forth…. the government could stand to make LOADS of money if THEY did their homework and started regulating the stuff – might help the economy. None the less it is still illegal and that sucks.

  137. russ says:
    Fri, 16th Jan 2009  4:11 am 

    I have had many of what people consider good jobs(none over 30,000 K) I sucked in high school because at the time I could frankly not give a damb. It had nothing to do with weed, it only consisted of what the rich so called popular people thought of me. Though, they thought I was cool when I’d smoke em out and kick it with them. I’ve had my talents and wish I pursued them more I would not give up my memories of my real friends(some of whom are very successful potheads). I got in trouble with the law because of alcohol and had to quit weed, substituted with more alcohol, and am so mad and confused about how stupid the legal system is I could go crazy. God, if only I could just smoke a joint. By the way, even though I’m a high school dropout I have a very high IQ.

  138. Bill Gates says:
    Sat, 17th Jan 2009  11:40 am 

    Hi, I made billions of dollars last year and I smoke pot every day.

  139. George Bush says:
    Sat, 17th Jan 2009  12:48 pm 

    I’m the President (well for awhile more) and I think pot is great. Although I didn’t have the grade point average of some of you west coast eggheads above, it was only because I was a more traditional student. Drunk and Stoned! Still graduated Yale and haven’t looked back yet. Now I put a pinch of Jesus in my bong too for extra effect.

  140. George Bush says:
    Sat, 17th Jan 2009  12:50 pm 

    Are you folks really in college? There is this thing on computers now called spell and grammar checkers. Try it and perhaps your English Comp grade will soar.

  141. becky hackett says:
    Sun, 18th Jan 2009  3:40 pm 

    As they say out west, in arizona,”Don’t panic, it’s organic|” I’ve been smoking pot for 38 years. It’s very medicinal.

  142. Newsflash! says:
    Sun, 18th Jan 2009  9:50 pm 

    Weed is for fags.

  143. brandon says:
    Sun, 18th Jan 2009  10:14 pm 

    Jonny,
    your a fucking idiot,i have a masters degree.And have been smoking weed for 10 years. Washing dishes is for your sheep like yourself.

  144. KC says:
    Mon, 19th Jan 2009  2:04 pm 

    To each his own is what I say………………..

    My husband has his Bachelor’s degree and makes well over $100,000.00 and smokes. BIG WHOOP… Some of the comments on this site are crazy… Those that knock it have their own habits I AM SURE!!!

    Get over it and have a toke!

  145. taylor says:
    Tue, 20th Jan 2009  1:06 am 

    It is impossible to overdose on or become physically dependent upon thc. thc does not kill brain cells or have any proven permanent effects on the brain or psychological processes. smoking anything causes lung problems because human lungs were meant to inhale nitrogen and oxygen and other less harmfuls, not smoke. thc is not known to cause any illnesses other than as a result of a slightly lowered immune system.

    I am a senior in high school who is in the top ten percent of his class, i scored a 2140 on my SAT and a 33 on my ACT, and I plan on attending the communications school of a major university next year. Any person who says that marijuana use makes you less intelligent can kiss my ass. I don’t intend to sound arrogant but I am probably the fourth smartest person in my grade and one of the people ahead of me smokes more cannabis than I do. The other two are just freaks of nature.

  146. Timmy says:
    Wed, 21st Jan 2009  7:37 am 

    Great Story, makes me think I am better off just buying my baggies. Thanks for supplying us with the Greenest.

    Note: Reading the responses to Johnny, makes me proud to be a smoker. In my experiences, income had nothing to do with drug preference. Matter of fact, I got high with the president of my company two years ago, his stuff. Johnny you are a tool for being so stupid, sniff some more lame ass coke, lol.

  147. johnny says:
    Wed, 21st Jan 2009  7:44 am 

    you are all damn hippee potheads. weeds was made by the government to make homosexuls stop being gay. and last time i smoked it i wanted to hump my buddy, so its true. weed makes you gay. Weed sucks. Real drugs are better.

  148. johnny sucks says:
    Wed, 21st Jan 2009  3:16 pm 

    johnny sucks.

  149. Silver says:
    Thu, 29th Jan 2009  4:55 pm 

    To suggest that only low paying losers smoke pot is like suggesting that smart and wealthy people don’t drink. It is just another way to alter your perspective with some people who like it and others who do not just like alcohol.

    I wonder if we made alcohol illegal and pot legal how the story would change.

  150. Neil Whited says:
    Sun, 1st Feb 2009  8:55 am 

    Worked in HR at HP in Boise for years. Smoked up daily and never had issues. Thank-you wizzenator, for all your wizzy goodness. Bridy sux.

  151. stoned out native says:
    Sat, 7th Feb 2009  8:35 pm 

    Winging fucken yanks!
    Wall st. fucked your economy SO you go on & fuck the worlds! hay even ya new pres has sucked up a j or two so has that pommy dude Branson (the Virgin guy), anyway I’m off point simple be like Jamaica make it leagle TAX it & watch the economy rise you don’t see too many POOR dealers now do you? You yanks make it leagle & then my Gov. will do the same but don’t get me wrong I love yanks I’m sitting back here sucking down a pipe while I write & this next ones in honor of the United Joints Of America LOL
    ps BONG ON USA BONG THAT BONG

  152. Meh says:
    Tue, 10th Feb 2009  12:08 pm 

    Just reading these comments has been entertaining me for the last half hour!

    I don’t really understand the beef some have with cannabis. Poorly constructed, fallacious and (sometimes) purely fabricated arguments are supplied against the ganj. And an exercise in simple logic would prove you so, so wrong – however, you continue to blindly swallow whatever you are told without question or further inquiry so as to absolve yourselves of the responsibilities of using your dull, atrophying brains.

    Why is something with no recorded fatalities, many thousands of very harmonious years of human use, and comparably superior (to current pharmaceuticals) in medicinal value illegal? Why is something that is harmless being made to SEEM harmful? If no one has ever OD’d this plant- unlike almost everything else, as one can even OD on food – why is it illegal? But no. You don’t base your opinion based upon the facts. You based it on what you are told. You poor, stupid sheep.

    You speak as if job and social status are the only indicators of success. They are not. Happiness, fulfillment of responsibility, rich mental life and overall contentedness are the indications of success. A successful person is a happy person. Although I may be biased because I’ve always been on the high end of the social spectrum, I still firmly believe this. I know people on all scales who smoke occasionally or regularly. Responsible people: parents, doctors, lawyers, surgeons, business people, motorcycle mechanics, engineers, biomedical entrepreneurs, millionaires, etc.; these are all people who inhale enthusiastically. Do you know WHY you have never heard of these people? Because they couldn’t get where they are if they admitted what they did. It is stigmatized in this country, so to admit you do it is tantamount to resigning yourself to a life of dishwashing – which is where our poorly educated friend Johnny got his misconception from.

    Cannabis is not some magical being or weird demon that will take over your life. It’s a hobby, not a habit. If you make it a habit, then you’re an idiot. Mental addiction is all nonsense. If you are one of those “recovering weed addicts”, you’re just a weak person who is foisting weed as your scapegoat du jour, and you’re gonna have a bunch of excuses for all your shortcomings in life – of which, I am sure, there will be many. Get real. It’s just a plant. It’s a plant you smoke sometimes for relaxation and fun. It will not force itself upon you; you use or abuse it. Stop your self-pitying. Take some effing personal responsibility, people.

    Open your eyes. So many individuals benefit from this plant: people in severe pain to whom this is their only respite. To stigmatize them further – when they are in desperation – is cruel. It would boost our flailing economy. It would eliminate drug cartels and a lot of gang violence. It’s not too bad of a vice. It would make my life a lot easier. It would eliminate a lot of negative stereotypes about people who partake.

    What a wonderful world that would be. I’m not giving up my hobby any time soon! I’m sticking with this plant for the rest of my life. It’s better than any SSRI, any migraine pill, any anti-anxiety drug. It helps prevent psychotic breaks, it helps SAD. I have been on various types of all of those medications and it beats them all and keeps my demons at bay. It enhances my senses. It makes food more enjoyable, music richer, vision sharper. My colors are more vibrant, I am more in tune with myself holistically. Why would I ever give this up?

  153. Jon says:
    Wed, 11th Feb 2009  11:28 am 

    some of you people are warped in the head. i have managed a top 5 Papa Johns (on the east coast) for 4 years now, am in a band and atending school while working to open my own skate shop this coming sumer. Is that doing nothing with my life? you’re just pissed off cause you’re in a stupid job going nowhere and they drug test. get over the “old cliche of the 60’s” that you yourself mention. sad, so very sad when idiots speak out on something they have no concept of. keep listening to the governments propogand. why? cause they’re flipping it around mighty fast now days. you’ll soon be the outright fool.

  154. Jon says:
    Wed, 11th Feb 2009  11:33 am 

    oh and to george bush:

    fuck off. this is a forum, not something submitted for a grade. why do assholes like you insist on trolling? smoke a joint and let the dumb shit go.

  155. Scoot says:
    Thu, 19th Feb 2009  10:29 pm 

    Hey man, I smoke weed almost everyday and I play professional basketball. Shit, 90% of pro ballers smoke weed, that shit relaxes your mind and your muscles. Not only that, but my parents smoke more weed then I do, and my dad pulled in over 700k last year. You make your life, weed just helps.

  156. the ss says:
    Tue, 24th Feb 2009  12:17 pm 

    humbolt county i know you well , your county can take a cut in pay : your alright , you won’t mind ‘. gangs & gun holders you all can turn your guns into bongs guns are for killing it is entirly against the law actually even in war & suedo ism . pot farms, it would be like working in a chicken plant just a grouling with present work ethics . lets go for it i’m sick of this deppression . ya hoo ! i’m going to work . solar panels & wind mills little ones for every house . fresh food for all , energy clean small unit furnaces not for precious oil . lots of little stores everywhere for what ye all need . resturants for good clean fun & clean food. the list goes on . i think we have to fall first because we have disrupted the planet & the envionment & the atmosphere now , so invest into clean & we might get there . YOU KNOW THE MODERN SOCIETY – just around the corner that green grass over there ‘I’ think it’s worth going there . do you ‘ I’s ‘ . ALL in the same boat let’s make oars first , nothing like being a little corny . ! and yes electric covered wheel e chairs for all . all terrain type & good roads with ample parking . the problem is ‘will it be savy enough’ the place we have in the universe is still a Beautiful place just a little “rougher” to survive start LOVING the planet give it a kiss .

  157. PacoDeLaGanja says:
    Wed, 4th Mar 2009  3:42 am 

    I know exactly what you guys are saying. You know one time my cousin used to run around with this dude and when they were smoking it would get sooo radical that, Uh I, Uh…. Whaaaat? What were you talking about? ah.. yeah, that’s cool man….

  158. susan shirley says:
    Sat, 7th Mar 2009  12:37 pm 

    If marijuana is legalized it will stop being a cool thing to do . It will be normal . Then it will be up to the dabbler as it is in legal drinking . It will then be up to the individual to have fun ,do your thing , but be responsible . AS IN DRINKING ALCOHOL , their are always a few that go overboard past the rules and become highlighted . If you know it does not agree with you don’t do it , everyone has a different matabolism . Alcohol does not agree with me but I am not asking for prohibition of alcohol . I would like to see prohibition of malicious GOSSIP .OK. & poluted minds,that have not a care in the world for others .

  159. Da Man says:
    Thu, 26th Mar 2009  11:01 am 

    hey all you negative nancy’s out there, i smoke a lot of herb but im not washing dishes, im a jr. broker at jp morgan chase so put that in your pipe and smoke it.
    p.s. probably 75% of yous guys who say you hate it prob never even tried it. as my boy Ben Harper says, “before you knock it, try it first. you’ll see its a blessing and not a curse.”

  160. susan shirley says:
    Sun, 29th Mar 2009  1:39 pm 

    Hemp! plastic , fuels ,of two . Or . Are we fools ? Happy! !Happy! FROM the total,, tipsy teetotalers congregation .

  161. Jerick says:
    Wed, 8th Apr 2009  9:55 pm 

    I’ve never been much for any kind of drug, medical or not. I go for organic and herbal when I can, so what about legal highs, do they work?

  162. nizzle says:
    Mon, 13th Apr 2009  11:55 am 

    well…all good stuff, but what I want to know is where can i sign up? should anyone be looking for a TRIMMER feel free to contact me

    p.s. non-smoker/ex-grower

  163. omar says:
    Fri, 17th Apr 2009  8:19 pm 

    Johnny, you are one ignorant son of a bitch. I burn everyday and i’m a doctor. weed has been a part of humanity for thousands of years. go read a book. one with real information.

  164. Shawme says:
    Fri, 24th Apr 2009  5:18 pm 

    br219… You smoke weed everyday AND make 500k a year!?!? I would LOVE to meet you! ;)

  165. Woody says:
    Sat, 20th Jun 2009  10:31 am 

    Uh, Sorry to break the news, But Johnny died from alcohol poisoning last night

  166. lee harvey oswald says:
    Sat, 27th Jun 2009  6:42 am 

    just like dropping out of school isnt a good idea in general, so isnt weed.bill gates dropped out and became a gazillionare.lets not unremember fro every 1 making it big, theres 300 barely making it. for every one on weed and living lavishly, theres 234 that are not as fufilled as they could be

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