If you’re reading this, chance are good you’re high right now. But it may come as some surprise that 14-time US Olympic gold medalist swimmer, Michael Phelps – arguably the greatest Olympian of all-time – wait for it….smokes weed, too!!! Gasp!

Proof comes after this picture (above) got into the hands of British tabloid News of the World, who busily condemns Phelps’ “drug use” as a defamation of what it means to be a true athlete. The picture was taken at a party at the University of South Carolina on November 6, ‘08 while Phelps was there visiting his “secret” girlfriend, Jordan Matthews.

Says News of the World:

Our source revealed: “Michael came to visit Jordan but ended up just getting wasted every night.

“He arrived with a group of girls hanging all over him. Jaws hit the floor when he walked in. You don’t get many celebrities in Columbia, so when Phelps comes to your party it’s a very big deal.

“He didn’t know many people so you’d think he’d be a little shy. But he was loud, obnoxious and slamming beers from the get-go.

“Every girl wanted a piece of him and every guy wanted to be his best buddy. He couldn’t get enough of all the attention.”

Wait, Michael Phelps is a douchey party animal and college chicks wanna do him? No. WAY! That’s the g*ddamn craziest thing I’ve ever heard. Ever… But seriously, Phelps, WTF**K, dude? A lot of people still think smoking weed is as bad as chopping-off someone’s hand – or worse. So when you do it, DON’T LET PEOPLE TAKE YOUR F**KING PICTURE!

(Image: NewsoftheWorld.co.uk)

Furrys, or furry fandom, are those who like anthropomorphic animal characters with human personalities and characteristics. It’s a community comprised of people who enjoy half-animal, half-human ideals. And needless to say, there are aspects that might creep out the average person. I spent the weekend at the the FURther Confusion convention in San Jose in order to investigate what is really creepy about the furry community. (more…)

I’m sure putting together a news show isn’t easy. And sometimes people make mistakes. But how on earth you confuse a murder suspect with something this furry, I will never know.

Sexy 20-year-old blond bombshell Marliese Leitner is an Orlando, Florida based model who seems to look good doing damn near everything. But then again, I supposed that’s what being a model is. I only wish she’d be better at showing up at the COED offices unexpectedly, wearing exactly this outfit.

Marliese Lietner is Today’s Daily Snapshot – Check out the gallery!

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Does the thought of asking a girl out on a date make you sweat in a non-sexual related way? If so, you are likely a coward. Don’t take it personally; the sad fact is that most of us guys are incredibly awkward when it comes to approaching girls (unless your name is Rico).

Luckily, with a little practice, know-how and confidence, even a gargoyle like Larry King can pick up a girl way out of our league (tip #1: money helps). Here are some more tips: (more…)

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Sorry, ladies: We’re told Jon Favreau, Barack Obama’s 27-year-old single speechwriter, now has a girlfriend. With ample clearance. Favreau used to have trouble convincing potential dates he actually had gainful employment, with Barack Obama. They just didn’t believe him, and wouldn’t give the poor kid the time of day out on the lonely campaign trail. Now that the former Kerry staffer is on the inside, in the Obama White House, he’ll “get laid as often as he wants,” as former Time columnist Ana Marie Cox put it. [Gawker]

I Could Have Partied With the Alabama Cheerleaders

For the record I didn’t go to Alabama.  But I would imagine a school with a rich sports tradition like that must have an awful lot of school spirit.  So it would come as no surprise that the dance team for the Tide would be a fine group of attractive girls.  And when they’re not practicing with their pom poms what are they left with? [Uncoached]

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“I get lucky sometimes.” Blake Griffin can be the No. 1 pick, our POY ballot’s punched for Curry. Happens at about the :55 second mark.

This weekend football fans will head to the classy city of Tampa Bay, Florida for Super Bowl XLIII. And as you may have heard, Tampa has a whopping 43 strip clubs – more than any other type of business, besides McDonald’s (of which there are also 43). We got to thinking – with that many strip clubs, the women in Tampa must be a particularly free spirited bunch. And after seeing these pictures of drunk Tampa party girls, there’s no question about it. And you thought this Super Bowl would be boring…

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This 22-year-old bodacious brunette hails from Ohio, the state that’s produced more Playboy Playmates and NASA astronauts than any other state. It’s also really, really boring. Cincinnati is a sh*thole, Columbus is only good if you’re an Ohio State student and Cleveland is only cool some of the time. And the rest of the state? Well, unless hanging out in parking lots and getting drunk in fields is what you call a good time, you’re not going to like it.