If you spend hours coming up with a LEGO contraption built specifically for jerking you off, it’s probably a good time to get out of the house. Because if you don’t, that’s the only action you’re ever going to get…ever. Then again, I have to admit, it’s pretty ingenious. Maybe next time, use some of that ingenuity to figure out why you’re so lonely.
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