Karima Adebibe and The Week That Was: Dec. 22nd-28th

In 2006 this 23-year-old English beauty was selected to be the seventh model for Lara Croft in the popular video game series Tomb Raider. The role involved promoting the game series “in-character” on television and radio, so Adebibe underwent training in Lara Croft’s trademark skills, from martial arts to elocution.

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50 Kick Ass Vintage Ads

Advertisements. Can’t live with ‘em, can’t live without them. From the repetitively obnoxious (FreeCreditReport.com) to the overtly sexual (Victoria’s Secret), we are bombarded hundreds of times daily by the nauseous pollution of advertising. But it wasn’t always this way. There once was a time when advertisements were artful, non-intrusive and suggestively sexy, more of a choice rather than the chore they have become today. So the next time you hear “Congratulations! You have been chosen to receive a free ipod,” remember these 50 Kick Ass Vintage Ads. Oh… and also remember we need you to click ours.

Saturday, December 27, 2008

The Year in Re-Boob: 2008

Gentlemen, it’s been a long year – a lot of ins, a lot of outs, a lot of what-have-yous. And we’re more than ready to get on to bigger and better times. But before moving forward, it’s important to look back on the important things. Now, you can call us superficial, vapid and vulgar, but no matter how hard we try, nothing seems more important than all the spectacular boobs 2008 had to offer. So let’s just take a moment to reflect on the past in the best way we know how – with the largest single collection of boobs on the Internet! We present to you, The Year in Re-Boob: 2008!

Dr. Steve Brule Is Proud of His Technologies Stuff

So you got a new camera and/or computer for Christmas and your not quite sure what to do with it. Well lucky for you, Channel Five’s very own Dr. Steve Brule has consulted his nephew Josh and apparently it’s all about going viral and gettin’ lots of hits. Steven Brule, Hoy, Hoy.

Friday, December 26, 2008

Drunk New Year’s Eve Party Girls

New Year’s Eve is, hands-down, the biggest bash of the year – the night when most of world’s population celebrates the chance to forget the sins of the past and begin anew. But before the clock strikes 12, anyone can get away with damn near anything – and that usually means more sexy, drunken debauchery than an Irish bachelorette party. Luckily for us, these sinful ladies chose to preserve their last regrets for the rest of us. Unluckily for them, these last regrets aren’t going to be so easy to forget…

Dry Your Eyes, Baseball

Following in the wake of the Yankees’ signing of star first baseman Mark Teixeira is the deluge of tears flowing from the eyes of other team officials around the league.  Brewers owner Mark Attanasio complained that he spent $220M for his entire organization, while the Yankees just spent $423.5M on three free agents this month. But am I missing something here?  Yes, they committed themselves to pay out $423.5M in future salaries, but that is over an eight-year span.  Next year’s payroll only assumes $62M of that money ($23M + $22.5M + $16.5M), which is still $26.5M less than the $88.5M that came off the books this offseason.

Thursday, December 25, 2008

9 Fool-Proof Excuses for Not Buying Christmas Gifts

If you’re like me, Christmas sneaks up on you like a ninja. Most of the time, you’re able to escape its stealthy wrath by running around town on Christmas Eve, furiously buying gift cards and aromatherapy bath gels. But some years, there’s just not enough time (or personal responsibility) to finish (or start) your gift-buying. And when Christmas day comes along, you’re stuck looking like the family asshole. So to get out of the dog house this year, here are nine fool-proof excuses for not having any gifts from you under the tree.

The Year In FAIL [VIDEO]

2008 was undoubtably the biggest year of FAIL in quite some time.  From the economy to the automakers to the Republican party, everywhere you turned it was one big effing FAIL!  But not all FAIL was bad for everyone.  As you will see in this compilation of videos, some FAIL can be beautifully hilarious and awesome to watch.  Thank you all you goofy bastards for making FAIL so painfully fun.

Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Christmas Ornaments Behaving Badly

I suppose this is what happens when you have a helluva lot of extra time on your hands, a macro camera lens and a strange predisposition for giving sexual context to defenseless Christmas decorations. Whatever the case, we here at COED find Christmas to be pretty damn sexy and can’t think of any reason why Christmas ornaments should be excluded from enjoying some sexy-time festivities…  except for maybe the bear with the Rudolf nose.  But then again, who are we to judge?