I suppose this is what happens when you have a helluva lot of extra time on your hands, a macro camera lens and a strange predisposition for giving sexual context to defenseless Christmas decorations. Whatever the case, we here at COED find Christmas to be pretty damn sexy and can’t think of any reason why Christmas ornaments should be excluded from enjoying some sexy-time festivities… except for maybe the bear with the Rudolf nose. But then again, who are we to judge? (pics from Frosted_Peppercorn on Flickr)
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Jane says:
Sat, 6th Dec 2008 10:06 pm
This is funny if your 15 and don’t celebrate Christmas, stupid otherwise..
Papa Noel says:
Sat, 6th Dec 2008 11:54 pm
Jane, were you abused by a Christmas ornament growing up?
You are not alone – there are groups.
Unless you are just ugly and alone for the holidays, in which case – you should probably just get drunk and blow a homeless guy dressed in a Santa suit…it will help deaden the pain…
Lighten up Francis!
tim bangs says:
Wed, 10th Dec 2008 3:26 pm
these are kind of juvenile but their must be a market for them. overtly sexual orniments are stupid and unseless but if you find it funny, buy them.
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