NBA Stars Awkwardly Wish Jewish People Happy Hanukkah
Sundown yesterday started the Jewish celebration that is often mispronounced by the majority of society. It is called, “Hanukkah.” During the holiday season all we Jewish people hear about is CHRISTMAS! CHRISTMAS! CHRISTMAS! The only way we know that it’s Hanukkah is by a patronizing aside given at the end of a newscast that says:
“That’s our Channel 4 news for tonight. And for our little Jewish friends…..Happy Chanukah…..or Hanukah…or……….Hanukey………or whatever the f*ck you call it………. all we know is that you killed little baby Jesus……….go light your damn candles you sons-of-bitches!”
Even NBA stars such as Shazam star Shaquille O’neal are now fulfilling contractual obligations to wish fans a Happy Hanukkah, despite their complete lack of knowledge that it’s a holiday:
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black people dont care about jews there are no black jews, all black people care about is the4 jews care about the endorsement and movie deals they get. why dont tehy ask about quanzaa jews are so self absorbed its disguting.
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Jason Kapono!!!! Mazal Tov
Not quite correct, one of the lost tribes is black. Now think a second, you are asking pro basketball players a question. Are you? Ok now what kind of answer do you think you'll get.
No black Jews, you say. In Israel there must be hundreds of thousands, most of whom originated in Ethiopia where they lived for centuries. When I go to the local synagogue, which I seldom do, a third of the congregants are black-skinned. Also Jews from southern India are black-skinned and there are lots of them here as well.