Dune Kossatz and The Week That Was: Dec. 6th-12th

Not yet a big star, model and actress Dune Kossatz has all the makings of a Hollywood superstar. First, her name is freakin’ Dune Kossatz, which has to be worth something. Next, look! She’s Grade A hot. Plus, she’s already landed roles on shows like Entourage. A woman like that doesn’t go unnoticed, that’s all I’m sayin’…

Check out more Dune Kossatz’ pics here!

Friday, December 12, 2008

The Dog Ate My Penis and 6 Other Terrifying Vengeful Castrations

NEWS FLASH: If you cheat on you’re girl and she finds out, beware! Nothing on earth is more terrifying than a woman’s wrath. And  If these seven stories prove anything, it’s that a woman – any woman – with spite in her heart is capable of anything. So let these nauseating tales serve as a warning to any man that’s ever wronged his woman in any way: She will get you back, and when she does, keep your penis as from from her as possible.

The Definition of ‘Topless’

Look, non-porn Internet – we need to clear something up… Just because a woman isn’t wearing a top in a photograph does not always mean she’s topless!! Topless is a term that should be used sparingly, only when the appropriate body parts are revealed, not just anytime there’s no shirt involved. But because you constantly call these mere technicalities topless, you’re not just being misleading to your readers, you’re cheapening one of man’s most sacred terms, rendering it meaningless.

Thursday, December 11, 2008

The Complete Marisa Miller Web Gallery Index

Oh Marisa Miller, how we adore thee. With flowing blond hair, a perfect twinkling smile and the most mind-bogglingly rockingest body in all the land, this Victoria’s Secret and Sports Illustrated cover model rivals even Megan Fox for the title of Hottest Chick on The F’ing Planet. So to celebrate her bodily godliness, we’ve compiled the Complete Marisa Miller Web Gallery Index, which includes every single gallery of Marisa Miller on the Internet (excluding duplicates, of course). There’s so many pictures here, we dare you to get through them all.

The Plastic Ball In Guinness Cans Explained

After cracking a refreshing can of Guinness, most of you have probably wondered, What is the deal with the little plastic ball floating around in cans of Guinness? Well, today you get your answer. The little plastic ball called a “Widget” was first patented by the Guinness company years ago to add the right kind of head on their thick and creamy stout, which is less fizzy than regular lager beers like Bud Light.

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Largest Collection Of UCLA’s Undie Run Pics on the Net!

Just when we thought the Undie Run was down and out it looks like this infamous UCLA tradition is back, and stronger than ever! Sure, the run has a new course this year (it no longer ends at the fountain outside Royce Hall – if you jump in, you’ll be arrested), but that doesn’t mean it’s going to be any less fun – or any less bootylicious! Below we’ve compiled eight awesome UCLA Undie Run galleries, featuring over 220 pictures of some of the hottest college chicks in the country. And you thought Wednesdays were boring…

10 Facts About Davidson’s Point Guard Stephen Curry

During last night’s  Jimmy V Classic Curry had a second half performance for the ages dropped 13 straight points on West Virginia in the final five minutes, including a go-ahead, game clinching NBA length foot three-pointer with only 39.6 seconds left to play.  Why don’t you join in the madness and check out 10 Stephen Curry Facts after the jump so you can drop some Curry trivia on your friends.

Songs in the Key of Pain: The Official Guantanamo Playlist

We’ve all heard reports of interrogators blasting music at prisoners at Guantanamo Bay, and we’ve always wondered what songs they consider bad enough to be torture – and now we know. Today, British law group Reprieve has released a list of the most played tracks at Guantanamo Bay prison, used to break down prisoners. And we have to say, if anything is torture, these are it.

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

The Ultimate New Year’s Eve Concert Guide

New Year’s is coming up fast, and that means you need to get your Eve party plans in order. To help you get things started, we’ve compiled a massive list of all the best New Year’s Eve shows from around the country. From Buckethead to the Wu Tang Clan, there’s a show going on no matter your taste in music. So skip the overpriced, crowded bars this Dec. 31st, and go straight to rocking your F’ing face off!

The Top 26 Ridiculously Hot Calendars of 2009

With Detroit failing, Wall Street falling, houses foreclosing and unemployment rising, 2009 is looking like it’s going to be an interesting year. And what better way to count away the days than with the hottest chicks on the planet? From the sexiest celebrities to car wash cuties, we’ve compiled The Top 26 Ridiculously Hot Calendars of 2009 to help you forget the suckitude that’s right around the corner. Happy New Year!

COED Job Guide: Successful Cover Letter

After the resume, the most important document in your job search will be the cover letter.  These two documents are what employers will base your potential for employment from.  While the resume highlights your experience the cover letter should focus on what you will bring to the company.  Here are a few tips for a successful cover letter.

Wow She’s Hot… Butterface?!?

For today’s lesson, we’ve tackled one of Earth’s most frustrating creatures – the Butterface. We’ve all seen her, that girl whose body looks like it was sent straight from heaven, but her face…well, no so much. Sometimes, it’s that the body and the face just don’t match in awesomeness. Other times, it’s down right scary. Often, it’s easy to overlook the Butterface’s shortcomings. And other times, the shortcomings just f**k up the whole dang package. Now don’t get us wrong – we know we’re being total d*cks here. But what can you do? We are guys and this is the Internet – being overly judgmental just comes with the territory. And in the end, you just can’t win ‘em all.

Monday, December 8, 2008

Belt Buckles & Mooseknuckles

If you’re a fan of crazy bastards riding violent beasts with nothing but leather and a giant pair of balls between life and death, then strap on your spurs and saddle-up for the 50th Wrangler National Finals Rodeo, taking place in Las Vegas until Dec. 13th. The NFR, known as the “Super Bowl of rodeos,” features the top 15 competitors from rodeo’s seven events, including bronco and bull riding, calf roping, steer wrestling and barrel racing. So to honor these modern-day gladiators, we’ve put together the hottest cowgirls from around the net. Giddy-up!

3 Reasons Barack Obama is No Keanu Reeves

With trailers popping up for his new movie The Day the Earth Stood Still pending release on December 12, we are reminded that in the movies Keanu Reeves is the answer. And at the same time, all over the news and in the media, Barack Obama is being touted as the new Keanu Reeves, capable of solving all our problems with some fantastical superpower. But please heed this warning: Barack Obama is not Keanu Reeves. This world is not the Matrix, or The Day… and Barack is not Neo or Klatuu.