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Songs in the Key of Pain: The Official Guantanamo Playlist

December 10, 2008 - 11:33 am By COED Staff

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We’ve all heard reports of interrogators blasting music at prisoners at Guantanamo Bay, and we’ve always wondered what songs they consider bad enough to be torture – and now we know. Today, British law group Reprieve has released a list of the most played tracks at Guantanamo Bay prison, used to break down prisoners. And we have to say, if anything is torture, these are it.

Everything from Metallica to Christina Aguilera made the list. And while some of the tracks are actually pretty F’ing good, listening to them full blast while naked, hungry and tied to a jail cell toilet, would probably make you want to tear out your ears with a tire iron. We’re not sure which song tops your torture playlist, but we’re pretty certain the Barney song is #1 with a bullet.

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Think you have a better torture playlist? Tell us which songs you’d include in the comments!

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Blottsie says:

December 10, 2008 at 11:59 am

Anything by Celine Dion. I hate that bitch.
Scott Stapp says:

December 10, 2008 at 12:07 pm

Remember when Michael McDonald causes Rudd to melt down in 40 Year Old Virgin?

“If I have to hear “Yamo Be There” one more time, I’m going to “Yamo” burn this place to the ground.”
Al Hasad Amin says:

December 10, 2008 at 12:09 pm

Anything by CREED, Fall Out Boy or Jack Johnson
Andrew - Hunter College says:

December 10, 2008 at 1:03 pm

Dashboard Confessional.
Kill Hansen says:

December 10, 2008 at 1:30 pm

Hansen, Gwen Stefani, Maroon 5 and definitely Creed
His ol' lady says:

December 11, 2008 at 10:03 am

Is It’s a Small World somewhere on the list? You can get a bad case of earworm from that!
jake says:

December 11, 2008 at 10:06 pm

Christmas music should be in there, listening to those damn songs again and again and again gives me the urge to kill every year.
paul says:

December 14, 2008 at 2:07 pm

love sesame street theme and barneys, make those mnuslims suffer they cut off our heads and face no repercussions, we should do tthe same.
Jason says:

March 7, 2009 at 11:05 am

Anything by Soulja Boy or the Jonas Brothers, The Chumbawumba Song (I get knocked down), and Who Let The Dogs Out

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