Comments on: 3 Reasons Barack Obama is No Keanu Reeves

By: The_Bride

The_Bride — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 12:43:43 +0000

What do Keanu and Obama have in common? Both are bi-racial and both like black women. Boo-ya!

By: dan

dan — Thu, 12 Mar 2009 00:03:57 +0000

Thank God Barack Obama is no Keanu Reeves. Keanu is a wooden actor with no emotional range who stars in brainless action thrillers. Barack Obama is a self-made man who accomplished more before he became president than more people do in a lifetime. Which is good, because thanks to the gross market failure of 8 years of laissez-faire idiocy we’re going to need all the help we can get.

Also, disagree with Carter’s policies if you wish but he did not in any way screw this country up on the order of magnitude W did. Even if he HAD, Carter is a well-meaning, decent human being who continues to work on humanitarian issues despite his age. George W. Bush is a privileged little turd who never had to work for anything in his life and has ruined everything he ever tried to run. Mark my words, history will remember Carter as a decent human being and W as a power-hungry fuckup.

By: Prom

Prom — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 14:01:28 +0000

Jar jar Gates?
Are you out of your mind?
The one man that destroyed the CIA?
The man how made the hostage crisis worst so that Reagan could become president?
The man how is transforming the US Armed forces into the Gungan army?
Get that guy out ASP!!!

By: Phil Abong

Phil Abong — Wed, 17 Dec 2008 20:43:06 +0000

Here is that article, Stu!
http://www.latimes.com/entertainment/news/la-et-stonefacedreeves-pg,0,6616174.photogallery

By: stu mccracken

stu mccracken — Wed, 17 Dec 2008 05:57:39 +0000

Wow. This article is almost as dumb as Keanu Reeves. Do you know why we elected Barack, b/c he is nowhere close to this man! What a pointless article, in every respect. Why not compare why Keanu will never be Patrick Swayze? Now that’s an article! Can you imagine Keanu in Roadhouse? He’d never thrive in such a dynamic work environment.

3 reasons? is that all you can come up with? you’ve read your lessons on the 10 ways to get more traffic to your blog (#1 is to write a “top 10 reasons” list) and all you can come up with is this pathetic comparison? Give it up.

Did you see the L.A. times article on the multiple faces of Keanu? Now THAT was a classic article.

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Barack Obama is No Keanu Reeves - Attuworld.com — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 07:03:26 +0000

[...] With trailers popping up for his new movie The Day the Earth Stood Still pending release on December 12, we are reminded that in the movies Keanu Reeves is the answer. And at the same time, all over the news and in the media, Barack Obama is being touted as the new Keanu Reeves, capable of solving all our problems with some fantastical superpower. But please heed this warning: Barack Obama is not Keanu Reeves. This world is not the Matrix, or The Day… and Barack is not Neo or Klatuu. [...]

By: houroc

houroc — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 16:59:23 +0000

Pretty pointless article… You should be comparing W to Keanu. They probably have the same IQ… I doubt that Barack is concerned about being Keanu