The Ultimate Nightmare BCS Scenario

Nightmare BCS Scenario: UF Wins, Doesn’t Play for the Title

As if things don’t already suck, a reader wonders: “What if Florida beats Alabama, but doesn’t overtake Texas in the BCS standings? Is a Texas-Oklahoma rematch possible?” Just a guess, but busloads of Gator fans in jorts storm the BCS offices (wherever they are) and refuse to leave until changes are made. Or, maybe Tebow will lean on his political connections to get Florida into the title game. Burnt Orange Nation has explored the potential of this scenario unfolding. [The Big Lead]

Charlie Weis Will Live to Fail Another Day

Even though his formal meeting with Notre Dame athletic director Jack Swarbick isn’t scheduled until December 8, the leaked reports coming out of South Bend say that head coach Charlie Weis will miraculously return for 2009. Weis, 28-21 in his four years at Notre Dame, ended the 2008 season in predictable fashion last Saturday when USC dutifully thrashed the Irish 38-3. It should be noted that Weis now has a lower career winning percentage then both Tyrone Willingham and Bob Davie. [Dead Spin]

Hilarious SU Band Hazing Includes 2-By-4 Swinging French Horn Players

A member of the marching band and now a college student facing serious charges in a beating initiation of freshman members of the SU band’s french horn section known as the “Mellow Phi Fellow.” There was also a 2X4 board introduced to the victims. As any good blog would do, we went looking for these (alleged) idiots – and found Harvey via MySpace. His buddy Carlo-Andres Carter was located, too, but is a pretty boring band geek. [Busted Coverage]