Forget Santa… Ask 30 Rock’s Tracy Jordan

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Writing letters to Santa is so 20th Century. This year, kids in the know are forgoing the jolly ol’ fat man for 30 Rock’s funny ol’ black man, Tracy Morgan Jordan. In this video, he’ll answer everything from what kind of crayon he’d make (if he made crayons) to “What is time?” Sure, the answers might not “make sense,” but with the way things are going these days, making sense also seems to be a thing of the past. So pay attention boys and girls, you might just learn yourself something…you know, or not. But you’ll laugh your ass off either way.

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