The Complete Guide to Christmas Shopping Online

Today’s Cyber Monday, and that means great online deals all day. And unless you want to get trampled, I’d say it’s best to stay home this year and get all your shopping done online and out of the way of the angry mob. So I’ve compiled a ton of online options to get the job done for (pretty much) everyone in your gift-giving circle. A lot of them are interchangeable, depending on the people in your life, so don’t get stuck on the categories. But I will say, if you choose one site for every person on your list, you’ll have that whole “Christmas spirit” thing out of the way and you can just go watch some football.

Check out The Complete Guide to Christmas Shopping Online:

Sister Stuff

Sephora.com: Pretty much as a rule, women wear makeup. Now, everyone might not plaster themselves down with gallons of blush, or whatever, but they probably wear something. And chances are you have no idea what to get. So head over to Sephora.com for a gift card. Problem solved.

Starbucks.com: If she lives an area with a Starbucks, chances are she goes there for a grande mocha Frappuccino every morning. Grab her a Starbucks gift card and she’ll thank you, energetically.

PiperLime.com: It’s not secret, women like shoes. This place sells shoes. Find out her size and buy her a pair. Go with the Piper Lime styles -  if they aren’t what she wants, she can return them for free.

Anthropologie.com: For whatever reason, chicks love this brand. Again, giftcard.

Douche Cousin Stuff

HotTopic.com: Hot Topic is where anything interesting goes to die, and where 13-year-olds that suck buy their clothes. Perfect cousin gift.

SpencerGifts.com: If your cousin is a total wank, get him pretty much anything from this store other than body piercing – because nobody should have body piercing.

AllPosters.com: Every cousin has some stupid poster in his room, so get him a new one so it won’t annoy hanging out at his place so much.

BustedTees.com: I understand the desire to have a shirt that expresses who you are. But there’s just something about these “Busted Tees” that makes people want to smack whoever’s wearing one. So buy him a shirt, smack him. Merry Christmas!

Girlfriend

Ritzcameras.com: Girls love to take pictures of the stuff they’re doing, so why not hook her up with a sweet digital camera? If she’s already got the camera covered, pick her up a digital frame to easily display all the drunken nights sweet times you spent together.

Stubhub.com: Chances are, you’re girlfriend would rather spend some quality time with you doing something special than getting loaded with gifts, especially since you probably suck at buying them. Instead, pick up some tickets to her favorite band for the both of you and call it a day.

Babeland.com: Unless you have an uptight chick, picking up some sex toys to spice things up is always a plus. It’s your call what type of product your girl will like, but go with something that you can help her with, because if you’re helping her, that means you’re getting laid.

AngelaCarol.com: Never, ever, ever can you go wrong with some nice lingerie. She will love it, you will love it once it’s on the floor. Everybody’s happy!

Dad Stuff

MyDiscountTools.com: Dads need tools because they have to fix sh*t when things go haywire. So get him some cool tools. If you’re watching the funds carefully this holiday season, go for something simple, like a hammer

TechBargains.com: If your dad knew about some the crazy crap that’s out right now (if he doesn’t already) he would want all of it. Get him something useful, like a flash drive.

Famous-Smoke.com: Smoking is at all-time lows, but it is our firm belief here at COED that dads should smoke a cigar once in a while. Get great deals and gift ideas at Famous Smoke, out of Pennsylvania.

TimeLife.com – Top 100 Bestsellers: If your dad’s a reader, check out Time Life’s Top 100 Bestsellers list for a quick idea that will make you seem like you do more than just drink and play Left 4 Dead.

Mom Stuff

CreateAGarden.com: Have a mom with a green thumb? Get her one of these stylish shovels…if there is such a thing.

Entertainment.com: What’s better than spending a bunch of money on your mom than spending a little bit of money and saving her hundreds of dollars. These coupon books from Entertainment.com will do just that.

SurLaTable.com: Oftentimes moms love to cook. If that’s your mom, pick her up something from ultra-trendy Sur la Table. Pretty much anything you choose will be good.

Magazines.com: Not sure whether your mom works or not, but mom’s seem to like magazines more than dads. Also, you can get a year subscription for dirt cheap. The downside is that no one knows if that magazine will be around 3 months from now…it’s a toss-up.

Weird Uncle Stuff

LasVegas-NV.com: You can get pretty much anything for free in Vegas as long as you’re gambling. And uncles love to gamble, pretty much always. With a Las Vegas specific coupon book, all your uncle will  be paying for is the chips and the hookers.

DrinkStuff.com: Any good uncle takes his drinking very seriously. Help him drink better.

HootersCalendar.com: Uncles have garages and garages have calendars of hot chicks in little to nothing. And let’s just saym Hooters knows how to make calendars.

GagWorks.com: Uncles like to f**k with people. And Gag Works is the biggest gag shop on the Internet. From rubber chickens to hand buzzers, you’ll get it here.

Brother Stuff

Streetprices.com: Guys like gadgets and Street Prices has them for about as cheap as you can get them. And with Street Prices’ quick gift guides, you’ll find something for that punk in no time.

ThinkGeek.com: If you’re bro’s more nerd than sports fanatic, hit up ThinkGeek. It has everything from USB rocket launchers to a survival kit in a sardine can.

FootballFanatics.com: Got a sports fan in the family? (Of course you do!) Then hit up Football Fanatics. Despite the name, these guys have gear from all the big sports. Get everything that die-hard could ever want, from jerseys to jackets. Plus, get an extra 20-percent off through Dec. 1st.

JohnnieWalker.com: Want something special for your bro, but not super lame? Go with a bottle of Johnnie Walker Blue Label, engraved with whatever personal message you like. We went with, “You’re a douche.”  (NOTE: You’ll have to enter in your birth-year before entering this Site.)

Hippy Friend Stuff

The Green Guide: Got a friend going green? Check out The Green Guide, which has tons of options of where to get “green” products. Remember, it starts with you…giving a sweet gift card.

SalvationArmyGiftCards.com: Shopping at thrift stores can be boring and moth ball-y, but you can also find some of the sweetest gear for like 40-cents, plus rad things like typewriters and creepy wheelchairs. So pick up a Salvation Army gift card, and let a friend go thrift-wild.

NYCCompost.org: If you want to save money and help a friend dispose of his garbage, you can make him an indoor worm bin/compost tub. All you need is a rubber tub a drill, some garbage and some worms and you’re ready to go. Thing is, when you’re done, all you’ve really got is a box of worms.

GrassCity.com: Smoking “tobacco” out of a “glass pipe” can be fun for pretty much anyone. This one has a ton of “glass pipes” to choose from. Just make sure that your state allows “glass pipes.” And don’t say we didn’t warn you…

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