Vide-O-gazm: Microsoft FAILS Again

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First of all, WTF do the Zune and shooting paint out of your ass have to do with each other? This new ad. Talking about commercials, Spoingo is the first erectile dysfunction treatment to make a “boioioioing” sound at the onset of erection – brought to you by the makers of SNL. This guy does a perfect face plant off a bike jump, wheezes like a pummeled geriatric. And the 10 Weirdest Balloon Pops Ever will make you question humanity. Stephen Malkmus’s ‘Gardenia’ video makes everything alright. Walking across a high-speed slip and slide while people are using it is retarded, awesome. And Baby Don Draper really wants you to buy that Kodak Carousel.

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