The Hottest Girls of Country Music

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After watching Shania Twain (and her amazing twins) rocking the Country Music Awards, we suddenly realized just how many super hot Country stars are out there that we hadn’t been paying nearly enough attention to. So instead of just googling these sweet-singin’ vixens ourselves, we’ve put together a wall of the hottest country and western singers on the planet. From Taylor Swift to Jessica Simpson, these chicks have a lot more to offer than just a little Western twang.

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Vote for the hottest girl of country music after the jump!

27 Comments on "The Hottest Girls of Country Music"

  1. Phil N says:
    Fri, 14th Nov 2008  8:38 pm 

    How the H*** could you leave Martina McBride off? She is sexy, gorgeous and has the best voice of anyone in country or any music! She is a powerful little dynamo!

  2. Geoff says:
    Fri, 14th Nov 2008  10:23 pm 

    I hate county music, but I love this post. Thank god it’s silent.

  3. Turk says:
    Fri, 14th Nov 2008  11:05 pm 

    I hate the music also ……Problem with these women…..NO ASSITOL!!!

  4. OED says:
    Sat, 15th Nov 2008  3:36 am 

    ^
    Yes, but they’d never “sink”, and may save your life one day if a boat were to capsize.

  5. John says:
    Sat, 15th Nov 2008  7:52 am 

    I voted for Shania Twain and her new boobs.

  6. Bill T says:
    Sat, 15th Nov 2008  8:40 am 

    No Martina McBride? No Lorrie Morgan? Hell – no young Dolly Parton? You left out some beauties.

  7. ucf shirts says:
    Sat, 15th Nov 2008  9:38 am 

    http://www.hottychick.com

  8. ucf shirts says:
    Sat, 15th Nov 2008  9:38 am 

    http://www.hottychick.com is the best

  9. RanD1 says:
    Sat, 15th Nov 2008  10:03 am 

    TSS rulez even with a post on betting on country music chicks and links

  10. PeterSpurgstellar says:
    Sat, 15th Nov 2008  10:11 am 

    No Chely Wright? She’s a SWF looking for a special lover!

  11. braintrust3 says:
    Sat, 15th Nov 2008  10:55 am 

    No Loretta Lynn?

    http://thingsfatpeoplehate.wordpress.com/2008/11/15/mortgage-crisis/

  12. Larry says:
    Sat, 15th Nov 2008  4:16 pm 

    The pictures aren’t even in the same order as the names! How the hell do you know who is who in order to vote?

    …and whatever amateur created this poll didn’t even bother with the alternative text for the pictures. I vote for l_013d41ad355e3882c38d7cc8d68caab11, if someone can tell me who that is.

  13. adam says:
    Sat, 15th Nov 2008  6:38 pm 

    i’d shit hot knives for taylor swift

  14. Shadow_041 says:
    Sun, 16th Nov 2008  11:29 am 

    Did anyone notice that Shania was on there twice?

  15. greedo1976 says:
    Mon, 17th Nov 2008  7:23 am 

    I agree that Martina McBride should be included in the list….if not at the top of it!!!

  16. the emma ze emma aye says:
    Mon, 17th Nov 2008  10:32 am 

    i find gretchen wilson’s eyebrows interesting….jessica simpson wet is a nice image…the rest “meh”
    TSS is the old The Source/Rap Pages/ XXL and EGO Trip all in one

  17. CaliforniaSoul says:
    Mon, 17th Nov 2008  11:54 am 

    This one is for L.
    I guess is can be for Gotty too.

  18. Random Ninja says:
    Mon, 17th Nov 2008  1:32 pm 

    Gotty hopefully you win this time. Ill pick J Simpson just cuz the wet pick!

  19. D@d.tv says:
    Thu, 20th Nov 2008  8:47 pm 

    dixie chicks are not only unattractive, but are a bunch of anti-American hosebags as well.

  20. Kevy says:
    Thu, 27th Nov 2008  12:11 pm 

    Shania Twain is a global mega icon known worldwide. She also has a great set of tits, too.

  21. shporq says:
    Thu, 4th Dec 2008  5:30 pm 

    This post should actually be labelled “ALL the Girls of Country Music”

  22. kelly westin says:
    Tue, 5th May 2009  11:30 am 

    I can’t believe that Michelle Murray is not on the list – she is by far the hottest female country singer out there!! http://www.michellemurray.com – check her out and put her on the list!

  23. Gabby says:
    Wed, 24th Jun 2009  2:20 am 

    How the hell could you leave Martina McBride out? I can’t believe you! She’s the Queen of Country and you leave her out? That’s insane! She is sexy and super hot! Overall, undescribable! Put her on there! At #1!
    She’s way too good for life!
    <3

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