Gluttonous Turkey Leg Porn
November 12, 2008 Posted in Entertainment, News-ish
Ladies and gentlemen, Thanksgiving Day is just around the corner – and that means tons and tons of delicious food to feast upon. It also means that we have a thinly veiled excuse for publishing what can only be described as some new type of underground fetish – eating giant turkey legs. WTF, you ask? Well, we have no F’ing clue.
But with over 6000 photos on Flickr of people ripping apart this avian flesh, there’s either something about eating a giant cooked bird leg that makes people want to take pictures and put them on the Internet, or something seriously more disturbing is going on. Regardless of the reasons, this is so awesomely weird we couldn’t pass it up. So get ready for some gluttonous turkey leg porn.
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Only in America
Oh, God. I've never before been so thankful to be a vegetarian.
Yeah- I agree with the vegetarian comment, and have to say i have never been so glad to be both pagan and a vegetarian.
Only noob critters eat meat.
~Krishan
I eat one of these things every morning. And I am a vegetarian.
Obviously all of those people really enjoy the Renaissance Faire. Of course, I tend to go for the Steak on a Stake myself.
This is misleading – I tried to crank one out to these photos, but all it did was make me hungry, then nauseous.
Commenters are silly. Only in America? Apparently you've never been to, say, Germany. Oh, the gnawing on pork knuckles and roast chickens there makes these pictures mild. You've probably never left your insulated suburb in the U.S., have you, and yet you make such statements.
And "Only noob critters eat meat"? That's ridiculous. Humans evolved over millions of years to be well-adapted for survival by our proclivity as omnivores to eat meat, plants, minerals, and fungi. I agree that in modern society we eat far too much meat, but self-imposed strict vegetarianism is an unnatural way of nourishing the human organism. I am all for you vegetarians–you are doing your part to not support this county's military-industrial food complex and be primary consumers, but don't be a self-righteous judge of those who choose to eat meat and do it in a healthy and sustainably responsible way.
eating turkey is a lot like sex, i enjoy it alot and i pass out afterwards