Value Your Dignity? Don’t Drive These!
November 8, 2008 by Steve - Seton Hall
In this time of economic hardship and global warming people are looking to move away from the SUV lifestyle by making a conscious effort to go green, starting with the vehicle they drive.
Traditionally folks have made the choice to down grade from the 2-ton Hummer to a Prius while others are taking more drastic steps to reduce their carbon footprint. But sometimes the sacrifice is just too great.
Don’t believe us? Take a look at this list of the Top 7 Lamest Alternatives to Cars where you can find out which green options will make you look like a major hand job.




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