Neither I nor the guys at Barstool Sports have any idea who this girl is but she is smokin’ hot.

Click if you want to see 19 more pictures like the one above!

Friday, October 31st, 2008

FHM High Street Honeys 2009: The Most Important Election of Your Life

Local British hotties don’t get the respect and awe that they deserve. We all know about the Keeleys, Lucys and the pre-crack Amy Winehouses – but what about the local talent that can be found on London’s famed High Street? So much stock is put into America’s “Girl Next Door” mystique, but for those of us who have not traveled abroad, we have FHM to thank for schooling us about the best side of British culture.

MTV Launches New Music Site, Censors Music

MTV has hit the nail on the head with their new music video website launched earlier this week.

Think of MTVmusic.com as Hulu for music videos – currently offering thousands of embeddable music videos ranging from Gun’s and Roses’ classics to the newest Rihanna releases, MTV plans on offering the most complete music video archive on the interweb.

Sexy Halloween Costume-less Revisited

Hells yes, it’s Halloween… and if you’re like us, you’re still trying to figure out what the ‘ef’ to wear. Now, you can try your luck on some make-shift, last-minute costume idea or you can follow the lead of these lovely ladies and forgo the costume all together. (NOTE FROM THE EDITOR: We do not recommend or condone body painting for dudes unless you are a professional rodeo clown or wrestler.)

Thursday, October 30th, 2008

Carolina Hooters Girls Got The Best of John Daly

Last night golf’s bad boy John Daly was found outside a North Carolina Hooters drunk and unconscious.

Winston-Salem police and paramedics tended to Daly but he but was considered uncooperative to their assistance. The drunk and disorderly d-bag was hauled off to the clink to sober up and was released without an arrest record or any pending charges. Must be nice.

The Four Steps To Pulling Off A Successful High Five

In my opinion there is nothing worse than an awkward high-five.

A successful high-five is comprised of four components that are all equally important and make a successful high-five more difficult to pull off than one would think.

Halloween In Vegas… Baby!

Want to see as many half-naked ladies as possible for Halloween without holding a fist full of $1 bills? Well, book yourself a ticket to Las Vegas, cause Sin City’s gots it goin’ on. Sure, Vegas is always 10 lbs of Hos in a 5 lb paper sack, but on Halloween weekend the chicks are so sick it’s whack. What else would you expect? It’s Halloween in Vegas…Baby!

48 Hollywood Horror Movie Hotties

Barstool Sports counts down the 48 sexiest horror movie hotties.

If you are frightened by hot girls with little or no clothes then do not click this link.

Wednesday, October 29th, 2008

Cosmo Magazine Through a Guy’s Eye

Every month women flock to newsstands to pick up their Bible. It is a woman’s source of knowledge for fashion, dating, and sex. Why do we as men care? We care because Cosmo is telling your woman how to treat you, dress for you, and sleep with you.

In a recent article Cosmo instructs women on how to ask guys out. Here are a few of the passages from this article and how we as guys feel about it.

Colt McCoy’s Girlfriend Rachel Glandorf Bikini Pics

Last week we gave you the skinny on Colt McCoy’s sexy significant other Rachel Glandorf. We scoured the web for days on end, but the only pics we could uncover of this lovely lass were screen and head shots from her local TV gig and Baylor track and field team page. Well fortunately for you, our friends at deadspin have found the goods we’ve all been looking for. And I think it’s fair to say, Ms. Glandorf does a bikini good.

Miss COED: Erika Nicole

Erika Nicole is one of the hotties Phillies fans on Earth and we assume she is pulling for her team to win the World Series tonight. In our MLB Playoff Preview: Hot Fans Edition Erika beat out the Brewers fan by 96% of the vote… a pretty commanding win if you ask me.

According to her Myspace page Erika loves the sound of the ocean and hanging out at her Nana’s house.

What Is With All These Bullsh*t Retirements?

The point here is that sports, political, and entertainment retirements have been bullshit since Teddy Roosevelt decided he wanted a third term as president in 1911. Sure, Michael Jordan’s feel-good comeback story only added to his mystique, but now it seems as if there is a new cheap retirement publicity stunt being pulled every other week.

Just today Joaquin Phoenix has officially quit Hollywood to focus on music and although he did an amazing job playing Johnny Cash in Walk the Line by judging from past celebrity musicians this new career move will not pan out and he’ll be back.

Tuesday, October 28th, 2008

Eagles of Death Metal Want To Give You A Free ‘Heart On’ and Cockring

Listen up all you sex craved, music loving men and women out there! Eagles of Death Metal dropped their new album, Heart On today, and are hitting the road. This calls for a celebration, one that involves free sex toys and free music!

Like some of us here at Coed, you may be lacking a significant other and have the heavy burden of taking care of your needs solo, or you could just be having boring sex with the same person and need a little spice in your life. Don’t worry, we feel your pain and want to help get you off.

Monday, October 27th, 2008

Hot-Ass Hollywood Cougar Tails

Like single-malt scotch, the cougar is a savory taste that has peaked mainstream interest as of late. The cougar should be feared and respected, but most importantly -admired. The transition from Hollywood hottie to seasoned cougar is an arduous road that few can make. Those ladies that do make it, however, deserve all of the love and affection that we don on them. So without further ado, we give you Hot-Ass Hollywood Cougar Tails.

Heisman Showdown: Colt McCoy vs. Graham Harrell

At this point in the season is pretty obvious to any casual college fan that the undefeated Texas Longhorn’s are unstoppable.

If he keeps it up, quarterback Colt McCoy will be a shoe-in for the 2008 Heisman Trophy (oh yeah, he’s got hot girlfriend too) and in the more immediate future the Longhorns look to roll past Heisman hopeful Graham Harrell’s 8-0, #8 ranked Texas Tech next Saturday in a Big 12 rival battle for the ages.

Top 5 NBA Players Likely To Have Breakout Seasons

With the 2008-09 NBA season set to begin this week, COED is doing its best to prepare fans with what to watch for during the new season (besides the NBA cheerleaders). Our first look into the league will identify the top five youngsters who are primed to bust out this season and put up bigger numbers than expected. Without further adieu, the top 5 players you can expect a breakout season from.