Make Your Dorm Room Hot Babe Friendly

Here are some tips to create a hot babe friendly dorm room. A socially stimulating dorm room during the day can lead to one hell of an after party under your covers by night.

Follow these rules and transform your boring dorm room into the ultimate bachelors pad you have always dreamed.

Keep Your Dorm Clean: Hot babes do not want to walk into a smelly, dark, cave with dirty laundry and skid-marked stained underwear stacked ceiling high. Be sure to remove all half eaten pizzas and remove all empty and skunked beer cans from under your bed if you expect the ladies to stay and get comfortable. Invest in the basic cleaning supplies and a few cans of Febreze to eliminate those nasty fart smells that are lingering from the horrid cafeteria meals the Universities are feeding you.

Unique Décor: Be different! Stay away from the typical “Party Posters” that are in every guys dorm room. Spice your living quarters up with unique items that will attract attention. Cover your futon cushions in a sexy leopard skin print or build a lamp that converts into a bong. If you really want the girls to remember you go to an adult sex store and buy a sex swing to hang from your ceiling; both decoration and fully functional.

Keep a Fully Stocked Fridge: Always have ping-pong balls, party cups, cold beer, and chilled “chick drinks” on hand. Yes, that’s right chick drinks. If a bombshell busty blonde stops by your room, offer her a Mikes Hard Lemonade or wine cooler…. it is the same philosophy as buying a girl a drink at the bar, only cheaper and a way to get her to stick around and chat.

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