In the world of print and internet zines, December is a time for wrap-up lists and things to lookout for in the coming year. Thankfully for us, FHM’s January 2009 issue wraps-up and sends us off with three of our favorite things past, present and future… Olga, Megan and Katie.  In addition to some hot new pics, the new FHM UK sports a free calendar featuring the hottest women of the year that almost was.  Can you say sexy???

Check Out the January 2009 FHM Cover and Calendar Here.

Just moments ago ESPN reported that Plaxico Burress has hired criminal defense attorney Benjamin Brafman, who represented Sean “P. Diddy” Combs in 1999 when he was busted on illegal weapons and bribery charges stemming from a New York City club shooting that injured three people.

Here is what we know at this point…

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When gravity just isn’t enough to make snowboarding fun, people have started using kites to add an extra dimension to the sport. But I’m not so sure being rocketed into space was on this guy’s agenda.

Ladies and gentlemen, we’re in the thick of football season and that means college rivalries are in full swing. Since we already know which games are the most heated, we’ve decided to cover this sacred college tradition of hating one other school more than all the others by bringing you the best party pictures from these competition-fueled weekends. Sure, most of the pictures are of hot girls showing their school spirit, but what can we say? We’re biased. (more…)

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REALLY?

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Do you think Hayden Panettiere is hot? Do you refer to any last-stop bar as “the 19th hole?” What about a bluetooth headset? Got one?  If you answered yes to any of these questions, stop what you’re doing and take this quiz.  The guy you’ve been rolling your eyes at in disgust all these years, may very well be you.  Are you ‘That Guy’?

Take the ‘That Guy’ Quiz Now.

When we last saw the former Mrs. Federline attempt a comeback, Britney and her belly were shamefully sprawled across the stage at the 2007 VMA’s. Fast-forward 14 months later and Brit-Brit is at it again.  This time she’s chosen Germany’s Bambi Awards to test the water.  Could there be a country more sympathetic to reinvention than Germany?  Like Frick & Frack.

Caprice Bourret has been hot so long, I think she might have been the first chick I searched for naked pictures of back in the day, before people said, “googling.” Despite being from California, the 37-year-old glamour model built most of her career in the United Kingdom, where she’s known by her first name. Which makes sense since she’s graced the covers of on the covers of GQ, Cosmopolitan, Esquire, Maxim, FHM and the 1998 Swimsuit Issue of Sports Illustrated.

Caprice Bourret is Today’s Daily Snapshot – Check out the gallery!

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There are few absolute truths in the DC comic book universe. Superman can’t be around kryptonite, OA is the source of the Green Lanterns’ power, Wonder Woman hates most men, and Batman is Bruce Wayne. Everything else can be cured by a simple “crisis,” of varying levels of finality.

In the newest twist of comic book fate, a line has been crossed. When Doomsday killed Superman and Marvel killed off Captain America (Steve Rogers), I had trust and faith that everything would recover and those responsible would see the err of their ways. But in this newest turn, the unthinkable has been thought. Not only is Dr. Thomas Wayne alive, but he is really Simon Hurt – the leader of the Black Glove organization. As if that wasn’t enough of a WTF, he kills his son Bruce Wayne/Batman. And he is dead, like dead-dead, like no kryponian trance or Bat-droid or Skrull pretending to be Batman in some inter-universal conspiracy.

Writer Grant Morrison has been quoted as saying, “This is the end of Bruce Wayne as Batman. Batman will live on though, with another character filling his Batsuit.” Reading the subtext correctly, Bruce Wayne will be back – but not as Batman. The question is, what silly-ass vehicle will they use to bring him back.

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