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For Some Life Is A Never Ending Party

October 19, 2008     Posted in Daily Features


By COED Staff

Tony Do(r)koupil of Newsweek thinks your slacking.

According to his article Why I Am Leaving Guyland, he accuses male twenty-somethings of being lonely, self conscious and unaccomplished, mainly due to the perception that being single and binge drinking is the way to go. He references a grad who carries fake MTV executive business cards because he’s ashamed of his job (touché) and cites statistics implying a decline in young men’s overall satisfaction with their lives.

You can listen to logical arguments for all of this, which state higher suicide rates and lower salaries for young men, or you can write an article to Newsweek demanding an apology for slandering our generation and demand he come witness first hand how much you can drink and how many women you bring home every weekend which makes you perfectly satisfied with life.

You do bring home every weekend, right?

Comments

3 Responses to “For Some Life Is A Never Ending Party”
  1. Niles Lesh says:
    October 20, 2008 at 2:44 am

    …but what about X Box 360, dude ?

  2. John W says:
    October 20, 2008 at 6:52 am

    How is this not the most obvious truth in the universe? There's nothing ultimately wrong with this lifetyle so long as these guys know it's not the behavior of a productive, successful member of society. If you want to reach your 30's having accomplished nothing, brah, feel free… So long as you understand the consequences.

  3. Annoyed says:
    October 20, 2008 at 7:43 am

    YOUR?

    You're.

    It's you + are.

    ug.

    YOUR is possesive.

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