Taking fake photos and plastering them on cards is a tradition in the hooker business. You’re not always getting what’s on the box, you know? Buyer beware and all that.

Little advice to anyone who didn’t know this, if you’re ever passing by one of the pink clubs in Japan or Amsterdam or somewhere similar, the girls sitting in the window aren’t often available either. I used to work door at a club that regularly paid high school girls to sit in the window and bring the pervs in. Once they’re inside, they usually figure they may as well pay for what they can get even if they can’t get what they saw in the window.

Besides, what if she is, or was, an escort?

It is both the Christian thing, and the intelligent thing, to have judgment, without being judgmental.

You want a real scandal to report?

Find someone on a major newspaper, like the New York Times or Washington Post, or Wall Street Journal, who got their start doing tabloid news; because that’s what I call selling your God given talents to no moral purpose.