Sexy Halloween Costume-less

Every dude (except this one) loves Halloween for one reason and one reason only – super slutty costumes that show a lot of skin. But this year, it’s time to take things to the next level: costume-less.

Instead of dressing up to show less, why not cut to the chase and just paint the damn thing on? Luckily for us all, that’s exactly what these lovely ladies have done. Sure, it might get a bit cold on trick-or-treat night, but something tells us both the tricks and the treats are going to be hell of a lot better if this trend catches on.

A note to all you “employees” out there, this one is mildly NSFW. Yes, these women are “naked.” But if the nipple isn’t nipple-colored, then is it really nude? We say no, but your boss might say yes. So don’t be a dumbass – think before clicking on this one – and don’t say we didn’t warn you.  Happy Halloween!

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  • John says:

    So, what are they using to cover their…you know the uh, nevermind.

  • Kezins says:

    thanks for the link guys :) perhaps one day we will live in a society where this isn’t NSFW and is actually required reading material for all jobs. I can dream.

  • 35mm monkey says:

    Hey guys! Thanks for posting my shot (along with the link). Ain’t body paint grand? ;)

  • Bob Feeber says:

    Some of this is photoshopped, not body paint. I’ve seen some of these photos before and some are very old playboy photos which have been reworked.

  • ashok says:

    ummaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

  • Cheri says:

    I really hope that this isn’t going to become too popular and I’m not saying that because I don’t want to see chicks in body paint, but because you know that some ugly whore would think that it’s a good idea for her to wear that for Halloween and I don’t need to see that shit. Keep that for the Playboy models or whatever. I better not see 15 year olds looking like that.

    Having said so, that catwoman in the third pic has got it goin’ on.

  • PhotoshopQueen says:

    The supergirl on the beach is photoshopped.
    And not particularly well…
    Quite sad that you could actually believe it was real..

  • Cleoatra Costumes says:

    Fabulous pics. But some thumbnail links are gone.
    How about a painting featuring Cleopatra Costumes?

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