Sexy Halloween Costume-less

Every dude (except this one) loves Halloween for one reason and one reason only – super slutty costumes that show a lot of skin. But this year, it’s time to take things to the next level: costume-less.

Instead of dressing up to show less, why not cut to the chase and just paint the damn thing on? Luckily for us all, that’s exactly what these lovely ladies have done. Sure, it might get a bit cold on trick-or-treat night, but something tells us both the tricks and the treats are going to be hell of a lot better if this trend catches on.

A note to all you “employees” out there, this one is mildly NSFW. Yes, these women are “naked.” But if the nipple isn’t nipple-colored, then is it really nude? We say no, but your boss might say yes. So don’t be a dumbass – think before clicking on this one – and don’t say we didn’t warn you.  Happy Halloween!

(Click thumbnail to view full image)

Check Out These Other Hot Galleries

15 Comments on "Sexy Halloween Costume-less"

  1. John says:
    Thu, 9th Oct 2008  6:02 pm 

    So, what are they using to cover their…you know the uh, nevermind.

  2. Kezins says:
    Fri, 10th Oct 2008  12:45 am 

    thanks for the link guys :) perhaps one day we will live in a society where this isn’t NSFW and is actually required reading material for all jobs. I can dream.

  3. 35mm monkey says:
    Sat, 11th Oct 2008  3:43 am 

    Hey guys! Thanks for posting my shot (along with the link). Ain’t body paint grand? ;)

  4. Bob Feeber says:
    Mon, 13th Oct 2008  12:45 am 

    Some of this is photoshopped, not body paint. I’ve seen some of these photos before and some are very old playboy photos which have been reworked.

  5. ashok says:
    Mon, 13th Oct 2008  4:14 am 

    ummaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

  6. Cheri says:
    Tue, 14th Oct 2008  4:28 pm 

    I really hope that this isn’t going to become too popular and I’m not saying that because I don’t want to see chicks in body paint, but because you know that some ugly whore would think that it’s a good idea for her to wear that for Halloween and I don’t need to see that shit. Keep that for the Playboy models or whatever. I better not see 15 year olds looking like that.

    Having said so, that catwoman in the third pic has got it goin’ on.

  7. PhotoshopQueen says:
    Sat, 15th Nov 2008  12:29 pm 

    The supergirl on the beach is photoshopped.
    And not particularly well…
    Quite sad that you could actually believe it was real..

Tell us what you're thinking...




COVER STORY

What To Do If You Win the Lottery What To Do If You Win the Lottery

Wednesday, some lucky Queens, New York resident won a staggering $133 million in... 

How to Not Be a Douchebag New Yorker in NYC How to Not Be a Douchebag New Yorker in NYC

New York City – home to every type of person you can imagine, all crammed... 

The Megan Fox Sex Soundboard The Megan Fox Sex Soundboard

We all know that Megan Fox has said some pretty ridiculous things – things... 

Read More Posts From This Category

GIRLS

Sweet Ass Entourage Sweet Ass Entourage

This Sunday, July 12 marks the premier of season 6 of the HBO hit series, Entourage.... 

60 Sexy Tube Sock Girls 60 Sexy Tube Sock Girls

If silk stockings make a woman look elegantly sexy, then tube socks are stockings’... 

4th of July Pool Party Girls 4th of July Pool Party Girls

Happy 233rd Birthday USA! To get your 4th of July festivities started off with a... 

Read More Posts From This Category
A Monkey Making Out with a Cat [Video]

A Monkey Making Out with a Cat [Video]

We here at COED are strictly against the promotion of cute animals doing cute things for cute reasons. That’s just not what manhood is about. But sometimes what seems like cuteness is actually one of the weirdest things I’ve ever seen. And weird is something we can wholeheartedly support.