Comments on: How To Buy Porn http://coedmagazine.com/2008/10/07/how-to-buy-porn/ College, Lifestyle and Ladies Sat, 28 Nov 2009 09:49:37 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ hourly 1 By: Van63 http://coedmagazine.com/2008/10/07/how-to-buy-porn/comment-page-1/#comment-17692 Van63 Fri, 27 Mar 2009 08:00:53 +0000 http://www.coedmagazine.com/?p=34797#comment-17692 I bought some wank mags on Wednesday, March 25, from Whitcoulls book store downtown. Caught the bus home. I was wondering why the lady sitting opposite me was smiling and giggling all the time. Then she got off the bus. A few stops later, I left the bus. Then I looked at my bag, and I could see the PENT and the SE of my PENTHOUSE mag (the girl's head on the cover was blocking the HOU). Then I realized that that was the side of the bag facing that woman. Then I smiled!! Walked home a happy man, anyway. Wanky Wanky with my Hanky!! I bought some wank mags on Wednesday, March 25, from Whitcoulls book store downtown. Caught the bus home. I was wondering why the lady sitting opposite me was smiling and giggling all the time. Then she got off the bus. A few stops later, I left the bus. Then I looked at my bag, and I could see the PENT and the SE of my PENTHOUSE mag (the girl’s head on the cover was blocking the HOU). Then I realized that that was the side of the bag facing that woman. Then I smiled!! Walked home a happy man, anyway. Wanky Wanky with my Hanky!!

]]> By: Van63 http://coedmagazine.com/2008/10/07/how-to-buy-porn/comment-page-1/#comment-17300 Van63 Wed, 25 Mar 2009 09:29:13 +0000 http://www.coedmagazine.com/?p=34797#comment-17300 And, like Rule#2 says : NEVER feel ashamed, or embarrassed when buying porn, NEVER. Just glide thru it smooooothly!! And, like Rule#2 says : NEVER feel ashamed, or embarrassed when buying porn, NEVER. Just glide thru it smooooothly!!

]]> By: Van63 http://coedmagazine.com/2008/10/07/how-to-buy-porn/comment-page-1/#comment-16887 Van63 Sun, 22 Mar 2009 11:10:45 +0000 http://www.coedmagazine.com/?p=34797#comment-16887 I totally agree with Rule#2. Oh, yeah ..........Keep Cool. No nervousness, or tension, or ANY of that neurotic stuff. Just relax. And another thing - take your time; don't hurry, or rush things, coz that is just MAJORLY UNCOOL. Be polite to the cashier, and when you leave the store, if you happen to meet someone from your local church (say, your local pastor), and he or she asks you what's in your black plastic bag, then just tell him/her "porn!!" Then smile, and calmly walk away. Just relax, and be totally COOL about it. Easy!! I totally agree with Rule#2. Oh, yeah ……….Keep Cool. No nervousness, or tension, or ANY of that neurotic stuff. Just relax. And another thing – take your time; don’t hurry, or rush things, coz that is just MAJORLY UNCOOL. Be polite to the cashier, and when you leave the store, if you happen to meet someone from your local church (say, your local pastor), and he or she asks you what’s in your black plastic bag, then just tell him/her “porn!!” Then smile, and calmly walk away. Just relax, and be totally COOL about it. Easy!!

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]]> By: Alec http://coedmagazine.com/2008/10/07/how-to-buy-porn/comment-page-1/#comment-4450 Alec Wed, 08 Oct 2008 12:46:00 +0000 http://www.coedmagazine.com/?p=34797#comment-4450 I went to Texas Tech and Lubbock has just about ONE porn shop. Some guy I knew didn't have a car and paid me to drive him to the porno shop. I was just there sanding around while he got his Jerk-Vid. Who do I see there loitering in the porno shop but one of my bosses at my on campus job! Talk about awkward! We nodded but didn't say anything...ever! I went to Texas Tech and Lubbock has just about ONE porn shop.

Some guy I knew didn’t have a car and paid me to drive him to the porno shop.

I was just there sanding around while he got his Jerk-Vid.

Who do I see there loitering in the porno shop but one of my bosses at my on campus job! Talk about awkward!

We nodded but didn’t say anything…ever!

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