AIG Starts Using Bailout Money For Food and Facials

By COED Staff

It is great to know that the economy’s complete and total collapse hasn’t taken its toll on AIG executive’s ability to kick back and get some well-deserves R&R. Really, nothing says, “Hey, we just helped destroy the American way of life for at least 2 generations of citizens,” like spending $440,000 on a short getaway in Cali. Great job a$$holes! And now the dumb-sh!t senators that gave them the money, are all surprised?!

Uh…I’m not. And every other marginally educated person in this country knew damn well this was going to happen. Somehow Congress thought different??? Are you jackasses beginning to believe your own bullsh!t? These are the people, AIG in particular, who turned corporate waste into an art form. Not since David Blaine’s Dive of Death, have I seen such a blatant abuse of money and the public’s confidence (which we are just about all out of).

The AIG execs got manicures, facials and even spent $25,000 on 1 meal. For $25K, the meal better have ended with a facial! Either way, this is going to be a recurring theme over the next couple of years. The Fed has turned the American dollar into an international joke and it is a contest to see which will be used as toilet paper first: the Euro, the Dollar or this bullsh!t bailout/rescue/WTF plan…my money is on all of the above.