Kimbo Goes Down – Who is Seth Petruzelli?

Kimbo got knocked-the-f*&k out!

THEN, everyone started making excuses because everyone was scared that Kimbo and his posse were going to riot. “Oh, he took it on such short notice,” and the winner – Seth Petruzelli was even forced to pretend that he wasn’t just as unready for the fight. “He didn’t train for me, I didn’t train for him. That’s what happens,” Petruzelli said on CBS. “It was unexpected,” Slice said in response. “It’s all good.”At least Kimbo was prepared for Shamrock, who is a legend. Petruzelli was prepped for some scrub on the pre-fight card while people get beer before the fight.

Petruzelli beat the undefeated Ferguson in only 14 seconds in the first round. The fight was ruled a technical knock out after being stopped by the referee due to strikes. The blows left Ferguson stunned and bleeding with a large cut above his eye.

What is worse is that Shamrock didn’t fight…5 stitches? Another example of how CBS is not exactly ready for MMA. Shamrock was not medically cleared to fight by the Florida State Athletic Commission after receiving a cut above his eye while training last night – how bush league!

Oh yeah – Gina Carano is still ridiculously hot and she beat up some dumpy chick.

UPDATE: I am REALLY sick of everyone today talking about how Kimbo wasn’t prepared for Petruzelli and he trained for Shamrock. Let us break it down this way…the bell rang, Seth punched him in the face, Kimbo crumpled…was he NOT PREPARED FOR SHAMROCK TO PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE ? Cuz I have news for you, that was part of the plan in Shamrocks court. There was a definite plan to punch Kimbo in the face – that was confirmed. So enough of the gameplan sh*t – it didn’t even go to the ground at ALL. There were 14 seconds, and 8 of which were spent with Kimbo getting punched in the face…done.

  • zonked says:

    Seth P is probably a top 40 fighter who has fought and lost many times in the UFC. If you were wondering where Kimbo ranked, somewhere near the bottom of the ladder is your answer.

    I know coed is all about dumping on the female species but can it not call a woman who fought her heart out ‘dumpy.’

    5 minutes with that girl and you’d look like a pile of burnt shit. she would literally beat the motherfucking dogshit out of you. looking ‘good’ on fight night is for people who don’t give a shit about fighting.

    and shamrock wouldn’t have been cleared in any state. no athletic commission is letting anyone fight with an open cut.

  • Tyrone Biggums says:

    Allow me to defend in 2 parts -

    I believe the dumpy reference was for her look. Dude, really, she looked pretty haughty, but was tough nonetheless.

    As for Shamrock, no one disputes the cut or commission rules, but in some cases they let guys fight after the cut is sealed with crazy glue. I know a bunch of guys in small MMA circuits who do that all the time and everyone is cool. Just the concept of CBS and MMA is still weird to me.

    But Seth was a karate-dude from the Ultimate Fighter – he is totally legit, but time off to start a business with his brothers…only to come back and beat up the scariest black dude I have ever seen in my life – and as a black dude, that says a lot.

  • zonked says:

    not sure what being hot has to do with being a fighter. she is exceptional at something.

  • zonked says:

    ive never heard of anyone having a cut on their inner eye socket and fighting.

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