Britney Spears Will Let Anyone Videotape Sex

It is actually amazing that one person can make the conscious decision NOT to learn from her previous mistakes. But to make a sex tape with a greasy “paparazzo” who looks like the slimiest dude on the Earth, gives me hope that I can eventually get my girlfriend to crack.
What makes it even better is that the video is 2 hours long, and Britney is wearin… Click to read more

Bye Bye Bunnies: Hefner Facing Possible Bankruptcy

Is God just f**king with us today or something? First the economy takes the express elevator down the sh*tter and now we hear that Playboy may be heading down the tubes. Apparently Hef has been given two options by the Playboy top brass: Let some bunnies go or let them all go.
In the midst of a financial crisis, Hugh has been ordered to fire a handful of employees or… Click to read more

Miss COED: Nicole Hiltz

This 30-year-old blond beauty has appeared on the sliver screen in Shallow Hal, Dude, Where’s My Car? and Austin Powers in Goldmember. And she’s landed spots on NYPD Blue, The O.C., and Desperate Housewives. Something tell us that when you’re this hot, getting on television is as easy as spilling hot coffee on your crotch – and a he… Click to read more

House Defeats Bailout, Markets Lose Their Sh*t

House of Representatives Defeats Bailout, Markets Freak
Travis Barker Is Out Of The Hospital
Kendra Wilkinson Will Do Hardcore Porn Soon…

The Babes of Modern Burlesque
Video of Sarah Palin’s Miss Alaska Suimsuit Competition
GM Hybrid Powered by Fairy Dust and Unicorn Tears
Are TV’s Mean Girls Making Girls Meaner?
Complex’s Preppy Style Gui… Click to read more

Keggy The Keg Has Been Stolen

Keggy The Keg Has Been Stolen
Keggy the Keg has been stolen. This is evidently a legitimate criminal affair.
The letter from the Jack-O-Lantern (language):
Upon returning to campus for pre-orientation, members of the Dartmouth Jack-O-Lantern discovered that Keggy the Keg, Dartmouth’s beloved, chronically intoxicated mascot, was no longer in o… Click to read more

Happy 21st Birthday Hilary Duff!

For Hollywood stars, underage drinking is a non-issue. It is confirmed by family members that Britney was blowing lines of coke at 16, so I’m willing to bet the farm that even though Hilary Duff had her 21st birthday over the weekend, she probably had her first beer years ago.
When celebrating a 21st birthday, it is standard for girls it hit the town and th… Click to read more

Austin City Limits Music Festival Girls

If you didn’t get a chance to hit up the Austin City Limits Music Festival this past weekend, then you definitely missed out on some of the best shows this year – and a ton of super hot festival chicks running around in bikinis. Luckily for us all, COED had an all-access pass to the action and we were sober enough to remember to bring a camera. So even if… Click to read more

Diesel SFW XXX Commercial

Wow. Most of the time commercials are the biggest wastes of time (and money) there is. Not only are they boring and lame, but they are made just to trick you into buying something. And never are they just porn clips hilariously censored to be SFW. Until now.… Click to read more

‘Survivor: Gabon’ Premieres with Peen Peak

The geniuses at CBS have finally stopped caring how they increase TV ratings and gone directly for gratuitous c*ck shots. Behold Thursday night, the premiere of ‘Survivor: Gabon.’ Producers conveniently “forgot” to edit out contestant Marcus’ dangling d*ck, which “accidentally” slipped out of his shorts while running to the last challen… Click to read more

Foreign Exchange Students Crack Me Up Because…

Foreign Exchange Students Crack Me Up Because…
Dude Gets Knocked Out After Kissing His Opponent
Jets Tailgating Fun Interrupted By Car-beque
Heather Locklear Arrested!
Mila Kunis Sizzles In Nylon
Jennifer Aniston Bikini Pics From Mexico!
Old Lady Crashes Down Escalator
Kendra Wilkinson In A Super Sexy Tight Dress
This Is Why I Wanna Move To Tennes… Click to read more

Escalators Can Be Tricky…

Old Lady Crashes Down Escalator – Watch more free videos
Even though this clip doesn’t have sound, you just know that in the background of these people’s lives at the moment is some pleasant muzak and thoughts of buying a new sport coat – then wham! This woman comes tumbling down the escalator, top speed. I’m just amazed she di… Click to read more

R.I.P. Single Scarlett Johansson

Welp, it looks like Scarlett Johansson, one of the world’s most ridiculously hot women that none of us ever had any chance of meeting, let alone developing a life-long bond of love and devotion, has gotten F’ing married. But don’t worry,  we will still have her acting career, which seems to hint towards a nude photoshoot any day now…… Click to read more

Bailout Blues

So it looks like the Congress is going to pass the $700 billion bailout, and that means every single American is going to get saddled with a $2,300 bill. Since that money’s coming out of your pocket, whether you like it or not, you can only think of what you would have otherwise spent that money on, if you were spending it.
What would you have rather spent $2,… Click to read more

Rosie and Rihan Want You to Buy Something…

Rihan Sudgen and Rosie Sell Their Panties
Mug Shot Montage
Two Chicks Jump Into Highway Traffic
Claudia Schiffer Looks Good at Oktoberfest
Natasha Quoma Seems Nice…
Bruno Crashes a Fashion Show
Sarah Palin Gets  an “awesome facial”
Scarlett Johansson Gets Married
The Real Age of Dogs
“My (Jr. High) Son knocked the sh*t out of tha… Click to read more

Sarah Palin Interview on SNL

Looks like Saturday Night Live is going to milk this Tina Fey-Sarah Palin thing for all it’s worth. This time, they re-created Katie Couric’s recent interview with Palin. With real answers like “As Putin rears his head and comes into the air space of the United States of America, where do they go? It’s Alaska,” it doesn̵… Click to read more

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