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Top 10 Hot Ass Hollywood Jews

September 30, 2008     Posted in Daily Features

If you’re on a mission to find the world’s hottest Jewish girls (why wouldn’t you be?), there’s no better place to look than Hollywood, USA. So to get in on the Rosh Hashanah (the Jewish New Year) festivities, we’ve put together the sexiest Chosen Ones this side of Tel Aviv.

Check out the Top 10 Hot Ass Hollywood Jews after the jump!

#10 Natalie Portman

When it comes down to it, women don’t get much hotter than Natalie Portman. The Israeli-American actress has been on the scene since she was a little girl in the ever-badass The Professional. Since then, she’s rocked everything from Star Wars to V for Vendetta to Garden State. When a girl this awesome exists, it kind of puts the rest of them to shame.

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#9 Isla Fisher

After first appearing on the scene in Wedding Crashers, Isla (eye-luh) Fisher quickly became the girl every dude wished he was dating. She was funny and fun – and as hot as a three-alarm fire. Not only that, but she’s married to Sascha Baron Cohen. Normally a hot chick being taken off the market would piss us off, but when you’re as funny as that dude, you deserve a chick this awesome.

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#8 Brooke Burke

As the best host of Wild On!, Burke sits atop sexy mountain with a body and face so fly staring at her too long can give you vertigo. We’ve been checking out Brooke’s bangin’ body since before we can remember. But that doesn’t mean she’s anything less than amazing.

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#7 Kate Hudson

At 29-years-old, Kate Hudson is one of Hollywood’s biggest and hottest stars. From Almost Famous to You, Me and Dupree, she has won us over with…well, with being super freaking sexy. Not too sure about How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days, though. Could have done without that waste of time. But don’t get us wrong – she’s still super hot.

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#6 Mila Kunis

Of course you’ve seen Mila Kunis on That 70’s Show and around the Net, being super hot. But if you haven’t seen her in Forgetting Sarah Marshall, you are missing two of the best hours of your life.

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#5 Nikki Ziering

This 36-year-old model and actress got her start modeling lingerie for Fredrick’s of Hollywood before becoming a Playboy Playmate of the Month and two-time cover model, and eventually a “Barker Beauty” for Bob Barker on The Price Is Right. Ah, the good old days…

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#4 Rachel Blison

Since landing on the scene as The O.C.’s Summer Roberts, we’ve had a thing for this 27-year-old brunette beauty. Though most of the people in her family have been in the entertainment industry in one way or another, from writers to directors, you might be interested to know that her mother is a sex therapist. And as far as we can tell, that can only be a good thing.

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#3 Emmanuelle Chriqui

This 30-year-old Entourage star is so freakin’ hot, it ties our stomach into knots of horniness, and yet she still flies just under the radar with class. Of Moroccan decent, Chriqui (pronounced kinda like “shreeky”) grew up in Ontario, Canada but has a ton of relatives in Israel, so you know she’s legit.

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#2 Scarlett Johansson

We had no freakin’ idea that the blond bombshell beauty was “Chosen.” But maybe if we’d payed more attention to how much Woody Allen seems to like this sexy seductress, we might have caught on earlier. Then again, Woody Allen taking interest in a super hot chick isn’t anything new…

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#1 Bar Rafaeli

Ok, she’s not exactly “Hollywood,” but she dated Leonardo DiCaprio and when you’re this hot, there’s no way in hell we’re leaving her off this list. The Israeli model is quickly becoming the new hottest supermodel on the scene. But when you have a body like that and a face like that and pictures like this, how could you expect anything less? If you ask us, just have Bar model everything, and everyone will be happy. That’ll work, right?…

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Comments

61 Responses to “Top 10 Hot Ass Hollywood Jews”
  1. Bob says:

    Sounds to me like Brian got his ex stolen by a hebrew hammer.

  2. arroyo says:

    Chriqui is gorgeous … mmmmmm

  3. martin says:

    You have to be Jewish if you want to get famous in short time.Not only sex sex sells,also religion sells in Holly Molly

  4. keren says:

    isla fisher just converted as did niki zierling and everyone else is 1/2 jew – you couldn't find any others that are 100% tribe?

  5. steve says:

    what about lisa bonet? how could she be left out?

  6. tiredofjews says:

    Well these women are now off my list

  7. Michael Deaton says:

    Holy crap! Jews make up a mere 2% of the American pop. but make up around 90% of Hollywood. No wonder our youth is screwed up!

  8. andrew says:

    Wow, lot of anti-Jewish folks read this site. Awesome.

  9. Richard says:

    Can I nominate Jordana Spiro? Extra points since she's single.

  10. Eduardo says:

    here are some more of jewwish actresses;
    Nathalia Ramos (Bratz: The Movie), Rachel Weisz, Winona Ryder, Maggie Gyllenhaal, Fran Drescher,..

    Its good that Hollywood is a multicultural place!

  11. grey says:

    wow i had no idea anyone on this page was jewish except sarah silverman lol

    i uess i have i bad eye for that sort of thing

  12. David says:

    Converts don't really count as being Jewish. You can practice Judaism but being Jewish is a bloodline pass down paternally. BTW I am not Jewish.

  13. Rothstein says:

    Converts don't count!! We all know why these women convert, they want a piece of the Jewcy Pie. Nothing more than a career move and they should therefore be bannished from the list.

  14. Ziv says:

    Well, you idiots, at least 8 of these women are jewish by birth, and the other 2 I'm just not sure.

    Second, being jewish is passed maternally and paternally.

    And third, eat your heart out.

    And I am jewish, just don't believe the dumb god thing you all do for some stupid reason.

  15. Zenky says:

    Judios hijupuktas !!!

  16. celestethorsonfanati says:

    what about the hottest asians? when are you gonna post an article on Celeste Thorson?

  17. Albertus Dinar says:

    I am from Indonesia and I'm not Jews.

    Why Jews People hated my country ???

    Are you think that David Beckham is a Jews ???

    I get this information a few years ago.

    Some sexy and beautyfull jews.

    I'm a Catholic

    Thanks

    GBU

  18. Billy says:

    About the "converts don't count" thing: even though I am a born-and-raised Jew, with both my parents fully Jewish, I think converts count just as much in the faith as those born into it. The converts, after all, join into it by their own choosing, promising to keep sacred all the things that we born-Jews just sort of get stuck with by genetic accident. Is there monetary incentive in some of the above cases? Of course, absolutely. Does it mean that they don't give a damn about the faith: not at all–at least, not that anyone here, I believe, can prove.

  19. omer says:

    she is very nice

  20. omer says:

    i like it