Top 10 Hot Ass Hollywood Jews

September 30, 2008 - 4:44 pm By COED Staff

If you’re on a mission to find the world’s hottest Jewish girls (why wouldn’t you be?), there’s no better place to look than Hollywood, USA. So to get in on the Rosh Hashanah (the Jewish New Year) festivities, we’ve put together the sexiest Chosen Ones this side of Tel Aviv.

Check out the Top 10 Hot Ass Hollywood Jews after the jump!

#10 Natalie Portman

When it comes down to it, women don’t get much hotter than Natalie Portman. The Israeli-American actress has been on the scene since she was a little girl in the ever-badass The Professional. Since then, she’s rocked everything from Star Wars to V for Vendetta to Garden State. When a girl this awesome exists, it kind of puts the rest of them to shame.

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#9 Isla Fisher

After first appearing on the scene in Wedding Crashers, Isla (eye-luh) Fisher quickly became the girl every dude wished he was dating. She was funny and fun – and as hot as a three-alarm fire. Not only that, but she’s married to Sascha Baron Cohen. Normally a hot chick being taken off the market would piss us off, but when you’re as funny as that dude, you deserve a chick this awesome.

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#8 Brooke Burke

As the best host of Wild On!, Burke sits atop sexy mountain with a body and face so fly staring at her too long can give you vertigo. We’ve been checking out Brooke’s bangin’ body since before we can remember. But that doesn’t mean she’s anything less than amazing.

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#7 Kate Hudson

At 29-years-old, Kate Hudson is one of Hollywood’s biggest and hottest stars. From Almost Famous to You, Me and Dupree, she has won us over with…well, with being super freaking sexy. Not too sure about How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days, though. Could have done without that waste of time. But don’t get us wrong – she’s still super hot.

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#6 Mila Kunis

Of course you’ve seen Mila Kunis on That 70’s Show and around the Net, being super hot. But if you haven’t seen her in Forgetting Sarah Marshall, you are missing two of the best hours of your life.

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#5 Nikki Ziering

This 36-year-old model and actress got her start modeling lingerie for Fredrick’s of Hollywood before becoming a Playboy Playmate of the Month and two-time cover model, and eventually a “Barker Beauty” for Bob Barker on The Price Is Right. Ah, the good old days…

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#4 Rachel Blison

Since landing on the scene as The O.C.’s Summer Roberts, we’ve had a thing for this 27-year-old brunette beauty. Though most of the people in her family have been in the entertainment industry in one way or another, from writers to directors, you might be interested to know that her mother is a sex therapist. And as far as we can tell, that can only be a good thing.

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#3 Emmanuelle Chriqui

This 30-year-old Entourage star is so freakin’ hot, it ties our stomach into knots of horniness, and yet she still flies just under the radar with class. Of Moroccan decent, Chriqui (pronounced kinda like “shreeky”) grew up in Ontario, Canada but has a ton of relatives in Israel, so you know she’s legit.

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#2 Scarlett Johansson

We had no freakin’ idea that the blond bombshell beauty was “Chosen.” But maybe if we’d payed more attention to how much Woody Allen seems to like this sexy seductress, we might have caught on earlier. Then again, Woody Allen taking interest in a super hot chick isn’t anything new…

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#1 Bar Rafaeli

Ok, she’s not exactly “Hollywood,” but she dated Leonardo DiCaprio and when you’re this hot, there’s no way in hell we’re leaving her off this list. The Israeli model is quickly becoming the new hottest supermodel on the scene. But when you have a body like that and a face like that and pictures like this, how could you expect anything less? If you ask us, just have Bar model everything, and everyone will be happy. That’ll work, right?…

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55 Comments on "Top 10 Hot Ass Hollywood Jews"

  1. Tyrone Biggums says:
    Tue, 30th Sep 2008  5:09 pm 

    What??? No black people again, damn racists at COED…oh wait…jews…oh…my bad

    But as a gripe, follow the Emmy Rossum link – it is promoting her f*cking christmas album…doesn’t get more jew than that!

  2. Brian says:
    Tue, 30th Sep 2008  7:32 pm 

    I agree there are some truly breathtakingly gorgeous Jewish women in Hollywood.Unfortionatly the vast bulk of Jewish men in Hollywood are a bunch of weak,ugly,old,assholes who by the grace of genetics were blessed with the ability to make money by any means neccesary.So think that all of these ladies had to bend over and take it from the likes of a Woody Allen,and you see why being a hot Jewish lady is not all it’s cracked up to be.I’m sure the girls were thinking of profit margins in their new acting role why the old needle dick was huffin,puffin,and whinin on top of their smooth curvy body…sorry to bring the post down but it is a cold hard truth…

  3. iamriteurwrong says:
    Wed, 1st Oct 2008  12:21 am 

    you people are wrong, isla fisher isnt jewish. you might want to check your facts before you get the 1st person on your list wrong. shes christian, her name is irish.

  4. Andrew - Hunter College says:
    Wed, 1st Oct 2008  12:43 am 

    No, you are wrong.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_notable_converts_to_Judaism

  5. Me says:
    Wed, 1st Oct 2008  4:10 am 

    Beth O is not Jewish.

  6. baldand50 says:
    Wed, 1st Oct 2008  9:50 am 

    Beth O is half-jewish, but only by injection by her half-jew hump, Howard Stern.

  7. Ted says:
    Wed, 1st Oct 2008  10:42 am 

    That chick Beth Ostrosky looks like a horse in that picture.

  8. Hymie HYnie says:
    Wed, 1st Oct 2008  11:28 am 

    Yeah those are hot jews. You know who is a Jew also? su.pplier.info. All Jews.

  9. Crabby says:
    Wed, 1st Oct 2008  12:54 pm 

    mmmm bacon.

  10. Erin says:
    Wed, 1st Oct 2008  1:07 pm 

    who is the neerd who put this together,,,,
    he must be jackin off to these famous girls becasue he cannot get any,,,

    PS why is Bar refali here? She had done absolutely nothing in holleywood..and if we are going by models…there are 100s better than all these.

  11. dude says:
    Wed, 1st Oct 2008  2:46 pm 

    if someone from balkan or africa did list like this-he would been in hague court because of war crime.
    bloody yanks!

  12. ShareDaddy says:
    Wed, 1st Oct 2008  6:28 pm 

    anyone using wiki-anything for evidence or truth should have their head examined then chopped off before breeding.

  13. perrie says:
    Wed, 1st Oct 2008  7:36 pm 

    Dude, your P.C. is showing. I’m a jewish woman and think this whole thing is one big joke. Lighten up, and get the limes out of your mouth, sour puss.

  14. dan says:
    Wed, 1st Oct 2008  11:00 pm 

    wow jews in hollywood…. what a surpise (sarcasm)

  15. Dune says:
    Thu, 2nd Oct 2008  4:36 pm 

    WTF?? You forgot Shiri Appleby. She may not have big fake tits, but she is gorgeous.

  16. Dune says:
    Thu, 2nd Oct 2008  4:40 pm 

    WTF? How about Shiri Appleby? She doesn’t have big fake tits or pose for jerk off mags., but she is gorgeous.

  17. Sisyphus says:
    Fri, 3rd Oct 2008  2:16 pm 

    Better title: Hot Ass Hollywood J.A.P.s.

  18. Agnes says:
    Tue, 7th Oct 2008  4:48 pm 

    And most of them are Jews because it is trendy in Hollyshit

  19. C.S.Strowbridge says:
    Tue, 7th Oct 2008  7:31 pm 

    What? No Kat Dennings? She should definitely be in this list.

  20. Rhymeister says:
    Fri, 10th Oct 2008  5:46 am 

    Brooke Burke isn’t a Hebrew: French-Irish heritage on her father George’s side, and Portuguese-Irish heritage on her mother Donna’s side.

    If you’re including models and she is based in L.A., #1 on your list should be Donna Feldman, that chick is smoking!

    http://www.askmen.com/women/galleries/celeb-profiles-actress/donna-feldman/picture-1.html

  21. Bob says:
    Sat, 11th Oct 2008  11:24 am 

    Sounds to me like Brian got his ex stolen by a hebrew hammer.

  22. arroyo says:
    Sat, 11th Oct 2008  6:05 pm 

    Chriqui is gorgeous … mmmmmm

  23. martin says:
    Sun, 12th Oct 2008  1:47 am 

    You have to be Jewish if you want to get famous in short time.Not only sex sex sells,also religion sells in Holly Molly

  24. keren says:
    Sun, 12th Oct 2008  7:20 pm 

    isla fisher just converted as did niki zierling and everyone else is 1/2 jew – you couldn’t find any others that are 100% tribe?

  25. steve says:
    Mon, 13th Oct 2008  5:54 pm 

    what about lisa bonet? how could she be left out?

  26. tiredofjews says:
    Tue, 14th Oct 2008  7:15 pm 

    Well these women are now off my list

  27. Michael Deaton says:
    Wed, 15th Oct 2008  6:52 pm 

    Holy crap! Jews make up a mere 2% of the American pop. but make up around 90% of Hollywood. No wonder our youth is screwed up!

  28. andrew says:
    Thu, 16th Oct 2008  12:12 am 

    Wow, lot of anti-Jewish folks read this site. Awesome.

  29. Richard says:
    Thu, 16th Oct 2008  3:00 pm 

    Can I nominate Jordana Spiro? Extra points since she’s single.

  30. Eduardo says:
    Fri, 17th Oct 2008  10:49 am 

    here are some more of jewwish actresses;
    Nathalia Ramos (Bratz: The Movie), Rachel Weisz, Winona Ryder, Maggie Gyllenhaal, Fran Drescher,..

    Its good that Hollywood is a multicultural place!

  31. grey says:
    Thu, 30th Oct 2008  11:00 pm 

    wow i had no idea anyone on this page was jewish except sarah silverman lol
    i uess i have i bad eye for that sort of thing

  32. David says:
    Sun, 2nd Nov 2008  2:41 am 

    Converts don’t really count as being Jewish. You can practice Judaism but being Jewish is a bloodline pass down paternally. BTW I am not Jewish.

  33. Rothstein says:
    Sun, 2nd Nov 2008  10:05 am 

    Converts don’t count!! We all know why these women convert, they want a piece of the Jewcy Pie. Nothing more than a career move and they should therefore be bannished from the list.

  34. Ziv says:
    Sat, 8th Nov 2008  5:52 pm 

    Well, you idiots, at least 8 of these women are jewish by birth, and the other 2 I’m just not sure.
    Second, being jewish is passed maternally and paternally.
    And third, eat your heart out.
    And I am jewish, just don’t believe the dumb god thing you all do for some stupid reason.

  35. Zenky says:
    Wed, 12th Nov 2008  7:43 pm 

    Judios hijupuktas !!!

  36. celestethorsonfanatics says:
    Wed, 19th Nov 2008  3:32 pm 

    what about the hottest asians? when are you gonna post an article on Celeste Thorson?

  37. Albertus Dinar says:
    Fri, 21st Nov 2008  12:28 pm 

    I am from Indonesia and I’m not Jews.
    Why Jews People hated my country ???
    Are you think that David Beckham is a Jews ???
    I get this information a few years ago.
    Some sexy and beautyfull jews.

    I’m a Catholic

    Thanks
    GBU

  38. Billy says:
    Sun, 23rd Nov 2008  2:11 am 

    About the “converts don’t count” thing: even though I am a born-and-raised Jew, with both my parents fully Jewish, I think converts count just as much in the faith as those born into it. The converts, after all, join into it by their own choosing, promising to keep sacred all the things that we born-Jews just sort of get stuck with by genetic accident. Is there monetary incentive in some of the above cases? Of course, absolutely. Does it mean that they don’t give a damn about the faith: not at all–at least, not that anyone here, I believe, can prove.

  39. omer says:
    Mon, 1st Dec 2008  4:35 am 

    she is very nice

  40. omer says:
    Mon, 1st Dec 2008  4:36 am 

    i like it

  41. Igor Alexander says:
    Sat, 13th Dec 2008  10:53 pm 

    “So think that all of these ladies had to bend over and take it from the likes of a Woody Allen,and you see why being a hot Jewish lady is not all it’s cracked up to be.”

    Brian: That’s only expected from the shiksas.

  42. Igor Alexander says:
    Sun, 14th Dec 2008  2:04 am 

    “Its good that Hollywood is a multicultural place!”

    Hollywood is about as multicultural as Tel Aviv.

  43. Igor Alexander says:
    Sun, 14th Dec 2008  2:09 am 

    “isla fisher just converted…”

    Well, that explains why she’s so much prettier than the others, but married to the Jew Sascha Baron Cohen? Yuk. Poor judgement there, Isla.

  44. Mike says:
    Tue, 23rd Dec 2008  7:29 pm 

    So many replies filled with Anti-Semitism. Nice. Just about what I’d expect from people that watch these lists.

  45. ihatejews says:
    Sat, 7th Feb 2009  12:02 am 

    Ooooppss…Piggy Girls in action!!!

  46. bill funk says:
    Sun, 8th Feb 2009  5:43 pm 

    I say do any of those foxy jews need a tall blonde blue eyed hunk in there life cause hear iam

  47. Daniel says:
    Fri, 1st May 2009  3:14 pm 

    In america we are about sex drugs and rock and roll, in isreal they are about sex guns and disco……….I think isreali women are the hottest! chicks with guns that can kick ass and shake it at the same time………………
    sex, guns and disco………….ka-chow!!!

  48. ABULI says:
    Fri, 26th Jun 2009  9:48 am 

    Benim tanıdığım daha güzeli var……

  49. lucy says:
    Mon, 6th Jul 2009  10:24 pm 

    Cant’t believe Whoopi Goldberg didn’t crack the top 20. Editors at Coed..bangin a Jew doesn’t make you a Jew, ..Beth O

  50. fuck-every-single-antisemite says:
    Mon, 13th Jul 2009  1:05 am 

    you people are some of the stupidest i have ever seen. 1/2 jew, convert, full jew, YOU ARE A JEW. judaism is passed down both maternally and paternally. every single woman on that list is either 1/2, full, or convert, therefore they are all jewish. for every person out there who thinks either jewish women or men are less attractive then gentiles. you are absolutely wrong. so, some jewish guys are a little nebby, theres also the gorgeous ones. David Beckham, Ben Stiller, Shia Lebeouf, Harrison Ford, Zach Braff, Zac Efron…i could keep going. and well, we all know the women are all GORGEOUS.

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