Keggy The Keg Has Been Stolen

Keggy the Keg has been stolen. This is evidently a legitimate criminal affair.

The letter from the Jack-O-Lantern (language):

Upon returning to campus for pre-orientation, members of the Dartmouth Jack-O-Lantern discovered that Keggy the Keg, Dartmouth’s beloved, chronically intoxicated mascot, was no longer in our possession. Previously residing in Robinson Hall room 205, it appears that sometime in mid- to late August, Keggy was forcibly abducted.

Since Keggy is our property, this is a CRIME! [Dartmouth Review]

The 17 All-Time Worst ESPN GameDay Signs

We’ve already honored this anniversary with the best signs. Now it is time to shower shame on those who spent time creating signs only to FAIL!

In honor of those people Busted Coverage has compiled the “20 All-Time Worst ESPN College GameDay Signs.” [Busted Coverage]

Maybe Winning The Heisman Isn’t A Good Thing

While the Heisman award is a great honor and clearly represents the fact that you are the best player in all of college, it would appear that winning the award as a quarterback might not be the best idea in the world.

I’m not going to blatantly say “bad luck” here, but the increasing trend of voting college quarterbacks for the Heisman (7 out of the last 10) just might have the Madden effect on these guys. [Uncoached]