Bye Bye Bunnies: Hefner Facing Possible Bankruptcy

Is God just f**king with us today or something? First the economy takes the express elevator down the sh*tter and now we hear that Playboy may be heading down the tubes. Apparently Hef has been given two options by the Playboy top brass: Let some bunnies go or let them all go.

In the midst of a financial crisis, Hugh has been ordered to fire a handful of employees or face bankruptcy. A spokesperson for Mr. Hefner wouldn’t confirm or deny the financial situation citing “It is our policy not to comment on corporate matters such as employee issues.”

With rumors of Hef’s Girls Next Door girlfriends leaving their 82-year-old boytoy to pursue other things, it raises the question: Is this the end of Playboy? With the way things are going these days, I wouldn’t doubt it. But this is just a bit too much to handle.

5 Comments on "Bye Bye Bunnies: Hefner Facing Possible Bankruptcy"

  1. Zeus Hanover says:
    Mon, 29th Sep 2008  4:35 pm 

    Nobody has rubbed one out to a Playboy since 1988. Are they still relevant?

  2. Wil - USMA says:
    Mon, 29th Sep 2008  5:51 pm 

    yes … hef is a model for any man that you can live the dream and aspire to sit around doing NOTHING but bang chicks a quarter of your age.

  3. Kaamna Dhawan says:
    Thu, 2nd Oct 2008  11:32 pm 

    I don’t know if I believe this article- I voted not on http://www.howlegit.com.

  4. Blogger Queen says:
    Mon, 13th Oct 2008  11:31 pm 

    I saw Hef and his girls in person last year and they looked like fake little robots and I had a feeling he would learn they cheat. Also, he will never go belly up, because his empire has stashed so much offshore monies that claiming bankruptcy would be a good thing, then he claims it on his taxes as a biz loss and gets most of it back.

  5. babac says:
    Wed, 15th Oct 2008  11:10 am 

    I tell you – Holly looks one happy bunny to have got away from that old git.

    The pics of that sexy little think bowling at the ‘Bowling for Boobies’ event the other day have been teasing my dreams ever since.

    Poor old Hugh, losing Playboy, sperm count gone through the floor – and he can only look and stare in regret at Holly prancing around with no knickers on…

    http://www.bild.de/BILD/news/bild-english/celebrity-gossip/2008/10/14/ex-playboy-bunny-holly-madison/shows-hugh-hefner-what-he-is-missing.html
    (www.bild.com)

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