It is actually amazing that one person can make the conscious decision NOT to learn from her previous mistakes. But to make a sex tape with a greasy “paparazzo” who looks like the slimiest dude on the Earth, gives me hope that I can eventually get my girlfriend to crack.
What makes it even better is that the video is 2 hours long, and Britney is wearing a pink wig. That is just classic! Don’t whip out the Jergens just yet, there are weeks of injunctions and lawsuits before we get to see anything.
I have my fingers crossed that Scarlett Johansson makes some bad decisions over the next couple of weeks to celebrate her new marriage!
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