Britney Spears Will Let Anyone Videotape Sex

By COED Staff

It is actually amazing that one person can make the conscious decision NOT to learn from her previous mistakes. But to make a sex tape with a greasy “paparazzo” who looks like the slimiest dude on the Earth, gives me hope that I can eventually get my girlfriend to crack.

What makes it even better is that the video is 2 hours long, and Britney is wearing a pink wig. That is just classic! Don’t whip out the Jergens just yet, there are weeks of injunctions and lawsuits before we get to see anything.

I have my fingers crossed that Scarlett Johansson makes some bad decisions over the next couple of weeks to celebrate her new marriage!

Who would you rather see a sextape of ?