R.I.P. Single Scarlett Johansson
September 28, 2008 Posted in Daily Features

Welp, it looks like Scarlett Johansson, one of the world’s most ridiculously hot women that none of us ever had any chance of meeting, let alone developing a life-long bond of love and devotion, has gotten F’ing married. But don’t worry, we will still have her acting career, which seems to hint towards a nude photoshoot any day now…You know, after the honeymoon.
Anyway, it’s not going to do any good to pout. In the mean time, let’s boost our spirits with a couple of sizzling Scarlett photos and turn that frown upside down…or some version of that.
Check out a couple good pictures after the jump!











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No big deal, it's Hollywood so she will probably be back on te market within a year or so. Man, thats some cold shit to say but it doesn't mean I'm wrong.