R.I.P. Single Scarlett Johansson

September 28, 2008 - 7:30 pm By COED Staff

Welp, it looks like Scarlett Johansson, one of the world’s most ridiculously hot women that none of us ever had any chance of meeting, let alone developing a life-long bond of love and devotion, has gotten F’ing married. But don’t worry,  we will still have her acting career, which seems to hint towards a nude photoshoot any day now…You know, after the honeymoon.

Anyway, it’s not going to do any good to pout. In the mean time, let’s boost our spirits with a couple of sizzling Scarlett photos and turn that frown upside down…or some version of that.

Check out a couple good pictures after the jump!

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  1. Zeus Hanover says:
    Mon, 29th Sep 2008  9:59 am 

    No big deal, it’s Hollywood so she will probably be back on te market within a year or so. Man, thats some cold shit to say but it doesn’t mean I’m wrong.

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