I Was(n’t) There: A Slacker’s Guide to Austin City Limits Festival Online

If you’re lucky, right now you’re in Austin, Texas at the Austin City Limits Festival, which started today. The line-up is so good, it’s hard to decide which stage to go to. From The Mars Volta to Beck to The Foo Fighters and a ton of super freakin’ awesome bands in between, ACL 2008 is looking like it’s going to be one of the best festivals of the year.

Problem is, you’re probably not that lucky. But do not fret – we’ve got you covered with all you need to know to enjoy the festival from the convenience of your own home. Maybe it’s not the same as being in the crowd, but at least the sweaty fat dude with his shirt off isn’t smothering you.

Check out the Guide to Austin City Limits after the jump!

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