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1. Patch & Stash says:

   September 24, 2008 at 9:19 am

   Jeter is not only a major league baseball player, but plays for the Yankees, is the shortstop and the captain of the team. That's how he pulls so much ass. There must be sooo much pussy flying around when Jeter, A-rod, and Giambi go out to a club. You would probably slip and fall from all the juice and get the clap at the same time.
2. Sickfuk says:

   September 24, 2008 at 9:28 am

   i wonder how many kids he has?
3. Mommatic says:

   September 24, 2008 at 9:44 am

   "eter is not only a major league baseball player, but plays for the Yankees, is the shortstop and the captain of the team"

   Weird never heard of him before now
4. Tina says:

   September 24, 2008 at 10:23 am

   Well look at her thunder thighs!! It can be useful for making a pillow!!

   Tina
   http://www.ekhichdi.com/jokesstories/before-and-a…
5. Patch & Stash says:

   September 24, 2008 at 1:32 pm

   Oh no. Poor Derek Jeter didn’t make the playoffs for the first time and now has to sit home and bang this chick. Life is so hard. I wonder when Derek Jeter will be banging Megan Fox.
6. Momattic says:

   September 24, 2008 at 2:06 pm

   The dude looks like a muppet how the hell does he pull so much wool?

   I read he creampied Megan Fox , while Chili Dogging Hayden Panettiere ( osi umenyiora style) , just after Tony Danza – ing Lindsey Lohan , lucky bastard
7. Sickfuk says:

   September 24, 2008 at 2:18 pm

   I heard he “Space Docked” Mariah Carey and thats why she put on all that weight. Doesn’t he puke on the Olsen Twins too. I heard they like that.
8. Mommatic says:

   September 24, 2008 at 2:45 pm

   I heard he has banged the entire cast of Friday Night Lights including the paraplegic quarterback
9. erin says:

   September 25, 2008 at 6:49 am

   How can you NOT of heard of Derek Jeter? Weird is right!!